Who: Knuckles, Goombella, All of everyone who wants to come
What: A wedding
Where: Angel Island's Hidden Palace
When: Future dated to Saturday the 8th
Warnings: It's a wedding and it's Smash Academy. So probably general craziness. Cartoon Mischief. Anything raunchy is obviously going to be saved for the Honeymoon log I mean what

The day had finally arrived.

Much like any other trip to Angel Island, all you have to do is walk into the giant rotating gold ring and you are FWASH'd through space to arrive at your destination.



( We are gathered here today... )

Who: Inigo and you
What: Dates and flowers and getting his bearings
Where: Anywhere on campus
When: Feb 2nd
Warnings: Flirting with every girl

[There was nothing like some fresh flowers to make a new, unfamiliar place feel like home - that was the first thing Inigo did to settle in. All the common rooms were now decorated with a branch of forsythia blossoms in a vase. It seemed an appropriate choice, even they were a bit pricy at the florist's.

The fact that he got two dates with two pretty girls - two! Sorta dates! Well, it had his hopes up for this school. Plus, it wouldn't hurt to stick around and maybe earn some coin before moving on.

If you see him sprucing up the place, feel free to say hello. He'll also be wandering around, trying to get his bearings of the school and poking at all the unfamiliar technology - in particular, staring at the stadium with a great deal of awe.]

Who: All of Smash.
What: Dorm log! September edition.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus.
When: The span of September 15th - 30th.
Warnings: HAHAHAHAHA.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's how this works. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Just add a thread with the room number (and date/time, if it matters) and the characters that reside there (just for reference!). You do not have to use one character's thread as a dual-purpose for both characters if you do not want to. Doesn't have to be a dorm room, either, if you have something else in mind. It could be the common room or the student science lab or wherever. So how's that first week of school been treating you? How big's your pile of homework? Sure, you could be doing that. But why do that when you could decimate your friendships by playing a round of Giana Party 4? Host a girl's-only slumber party! Spy on a girl's-only slumber party! Dare someone to spend the night in the haunted dorm! Slip a (fake) love letter beneath that special someone's door! Etcetera, etcetera... I'm sure you can think of something to get your bad self up to.

( Thread Directory for Easy Hunting! )

Who: YOU AND YOU
What: Eggman and Seth's evil plans have been revealed, and this is the catch-all fight log.
Where: around campus/in FDC/AROUND
When: Monday, August 26th
Warnings: heartache and tragedy within
Reference links: plotting post, network post

Perhaps you watched it happen before your very eyes, perhaps word makes it to you via phone, or a friend pulls you over to watch the feed play back. One way or another, you realize a huge drama bomb has been dropped into your laps, Smash Academy:

Eggman's robots are mobilizing.

Seth is some huge, psychotic asshole drug lord hellbent on subverting everyone with clones.

And they're fighting it out on top of a building in FDC and it's being televised.

(What the hell.)

...Or perhaps you are unfortunate enough to not realize any of that until it's too late, and you have been captured and robotsized by Eggman. Perhaps it's less noticeable and you feel like you bumped your head against something and blacked out just for a second. Weird, but you feel totally fine and nothing seems wrong.

Not yet.

Who: Who else.
What: Dorm log!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Frankly? I don't care where. Go have fun, kids.
When: The span of June 14 - June 28th. Pick a date.
Warnings: Yeah, it got pretty naughty in here.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's how this works. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. Stay up all night watching reruns of Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles? Break out the ice cream and industrial fans to beat the heat? Get a bad suntan while you're asleep with the help of your friends? Whatever you get your bad self up to. Your good self is welcome, too. Now put your copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf down for one second and tag this thing!

( Click here for thread directory )

Who: EV ERY ONE
What: Graduation. Prom.
When: The evening of May 31st.
Where: The Stadium.
Warnings: WHO KNOWS

( 'Cause you're there for me too )

Who: Cyrus and whoever
What: Deep thoughts and etc
Where: Stadium
When: Nighttime, the 29th
Warnings: Possibly cult shenanigans also we may be out after curfew


It was rare for the stadium to be unoccupied, so Cyrus hadn't gotten a chance to run this program yet. As he watched, the setting changed to a near-perfect copy of the Spear Pillar.

Of course, it wasn't perfect. How the programmers could have replicated the detail work along the altar and yet have included a tree growing on a summit where nothing lived was a subject for another time. And of course the feeling was gone, that sensation of being privy to the secrets of the universe, to the dawn of time.

But it was as close as he could come at present to being there.

He sat in silent thought on the copy of that spot where he had once brought forth the gods from their alternate world, where he had very nearly become a god himself.

If someone was to approach, he wouldn't notice unless they spoke with him.

Who: Flurrie and YOU!
What: DRAMA CLASS FINAL: the exam where the questions are made up and the grades don't matter!
Where: The auditorium
When: RIGHT NOW
Warnings: Improv.

( Read more... )

Who: Rick and YOU
What: Some idiot got stabbed in the kidney and had to be hospitalized. He tries to escape and it doesn't go over very well. Open to visitations and mocking.
Where: FDC general hospital
When: April 25th - April 29th
Warnings: R for Rick. Minor gore if you read the live action adaptation.
Alternate reading: The live action adaptation where Rick is played by Jason Statham.


( Who's got my fucking strawberry tart? )

"He really should've been dead after that!"

Voices came in a haze, vision even worse. All Rick could make out at first were two vaguely female humanoid shapes at the end of the... bed? Bed. He was back in the bed. There was a soft, steady beeping of a machine, and nnghnnn... his whole body ached, head to toe. He tried moving and found resistance in just about every limb.

"He probably didn't because you like, gave him way too much--Oh... look who's awake!"

This time two nurses. Both redheads. Two peppy redheads.

To Rick's merit, there wasn't something shoved down his throat this time so it made speaking an easier task.

"Wh--" Not that he could say much before the nurse cut him off.

"Yep. You're strapped to the bed now." It wasn't quite what was said but how cheerfully it came out of her ditzy mouth that kept him quiet. Indeed, Rick registered the weight bearing against his limbs as being actual restraints--leather straps cuffed around his wrists, ankles, and two bigger straps across his thighs and chest. Say nothing for all the tubes and needles stuck back in him where they belonged. Rick grunted and tested them, finding them snug and secure, and much to his chagrin. There was no longer an overwhelming paranoia flooding his brain that urged him to escape, but Rick didn't want to be here all the same.

"This your idea of a good time?" He rasped to the redhead with a grin that bared teeth.

"That's what you get for being crazy, sweetie. Sorry it has to be this way. But, hey, at least you're open for visits now."

Who: Errybody
What: HOT SPRINGS: HOT SPRINGS EDITION
Where: Hot springs. Different hot springs. Not the hot springs that turned everyone into six year olds.
When: March 25th - March 29th
Warnings: Cursed springs. Sex swapping.

( I think my friend and some presidents just flew by. )

DIRECTORY:
| Alorah | Banjo | Blaze | Cammy | Chili | Connor | Copy X | Cyrus | Daisy | Eirika | Eggman | Goombella | Innes | Ishimaru | Jin | Jolt | Kieran | Kumatora | Liquid | Manah | Nabooru | Noel | Ocelot | Pit | Pit [Secret Springs] | ROB | Samus | Schezo | Shadow | Snake | Vinnie |

Who: Errybody
What: HOT SPRINGS: HOTEL EDITION
Where: The hot springs RESORT.
When: March 25th - March 29th
Warnings: Hotel shenanigans.

( Let's go put our stuff down by them olda boys. )

DIRECTORY:
| Banjo | Blaze | Chili | Cyrus | Daisy | Eirika | Eggman | Ellistree | Girls' Sleepover | Goombella | Gordon | Green | Haytham | Ishimaru | Jin | Jolt | Lucca | Lyra | Mac | Mary | Naoya | Noel | Nyx | Pit | Red | Rick | Riwane | ROB | Schezo | Shadow |

Who: EVERYONE
What: CUPIDBOTS
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: VALENTIMES DAY
Warnings: None yet, but will be updated if that changes

( Love is in the air... )

Who: YOU
What: KISSLETOES
When: December 14th - January 1st
Where: Everywhere
Warnings: Sloppy makeouts.

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Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.

( A handy thread directory! )

Who: Samus and YOUUUU
What: holy balls Armed Weaponry class
Where: Room 214 / Stadium in Shoot The Targets mode
When: Backdated to Tuesday, March 20th
Warnings: S for Samus

[MUCH LIKE ANY OF HER OTHER CLASSES, Samus has totally been teaching hers in spirit the whole time and not just once a year as my abysmal log posting activity shows. If that. That said, welcome to Armed Weaponry. Samus has made herself quite comfortable behind her desk, making a very controlled effort to not comment on Jeff being not here but not very far but that's far enough for her to miss him not that she'd ever openly admit this anyway, and Maxizard shenanigans, or whoever signed her up for the auction clearly has a death wish. Also there will be no mentions of whatever crazy drinking shenanigans happened last weekend. It was all too crazy and amazahorrible for words, surely. She's probably still got a hangover.]

Just because student festival events are occurring does not mean my classes are canceled.

[Yeah, probably a hangover.]

...But if you complete your assignments before class is over, you're free to leave early.

[Maybe just a barely lingering hangover.]

Today we'll be revisiting the Ray Gun. It's a simple, light weight, plasma-based weapon that is designed for short-term fights. It contains enough energy for only sixteen shots, and does very little damage. Weak as single shots are, you don't want to be on the receiving end of a full round.

[Samus renders a diagram on the white board which her tits smudge at least twice.]



These are the basic parts of a Ray Gun. As you can see, compared to a traditional handgun, there's no need for a hammer, cylinder, or a magazine to store ammo. A disposable gun is cheaper to produce if it uses fewer parts. For today's assignment, you'll familiarize yourself with all of those parts...

[Samus pulls a real Ray Gun from her desk drawer and holds it up to show.]

...Inside, and out.

[INDEED, she makes very short work of disassembling the gun, not unlike this Glock.]

Up at the front of the classroom is a large bin filled with various Ray Gun parts. I counted--there are exactly enough in here to build one gun per student. Get your parts, assemble your gun, and go shoot some targets in the stadium. If someone has mistakenly or purposefully [CHAR SHE'S LOOKING AT YOU] taken a part you need, retrieve it from them in as much of a civilized manner as I can expect from you. If you fail to properly and safely assemble your gun, it will not work and you obviously will not be shooting any targets, and you will not receive a passing grade today.

Any objections? Understood?

Who: Ganondorf, Nabooru, YOU
When: 2/14 - When Cupid Man is going around AND 15th when everyone realizes what they did.
Where: TD-24
What: OPEN LOG SEXUAL HEALING EVERYONE BRAINWASHED AND LATER FEELS BAD ABOUT IT THE LOG
Warnings: THIS LOG WILL BE RATED M FOR MATURE

( Oh yeah sexual healing...(please spam me with all your dudes) )

What: SuperBall Bowl Party
Where: Common room
Who: ALL THE DUDES or whoever wants in
When: Said appropiate time
Why: Goodness knows.
Warnings: Have you ever BEEN to one of these parties?


The game attracted millions of viewers. This specific event, perhaps over a billion. And so it was at Smash Academy, everyone gathered around the bigscreen television in the common room to watch two teams run a ball around a field.

There were snacks. Lots of them. And drinks. Lots of them. And someone had brought a foam football that was currently being tossed around the room. It was entirely possible that people were already drunk, but be it off beer or simply the contact high from being around sports fans was impossible to tell.

Who: Caim, Majima, Cammy, the security guards and Knuckles's backup
What: Confrontation with a serial killer
Where: the Stadium
When: 1/26
Warnings: probably swearing, anger, fighting, definitely loli tears.

( URGENT To: Caim )

( URGENT To: Cammy )

( URGENT To: all security guards )

( URGENT To: Knuckles )

All the pieces were in place, and Majima now waited in the Stadium for all of them to fall together. Dozens of his black clad henchmen lined the walls like a human fence, all of them standing ready in stony silence. The mob boss himself stood by the stage controls, a cigarette in one hand and a shotgun in the other. The settings were plain, except with one large video screen, still dark.

Who: You, you, you, and you
What: Dorm hijinks and etc. Whatever you want.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond. Whatever happens happens, bro!
When: January 13 - January 31
Warnings: I wrote 'hijinks'. That should explain everything.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Anything and everything is possible. Slumber party in the common room! Build a wall outside your best or worst friend's room from whatever garbage you find lying around to prevent them from escaping the confines of their dorm! Gather around the TV for some late night movie action! Kidnap a princess or two! Break down some unfortunate walls! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.