Who: All of Smash.
What: Dorm log!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus.
When: March 13th - April 13th. The whole month.
Warnings: YOU KNOW YOURSELVES

( IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A PLANE. )

Who: YOU
What: KISSLETOES
When: December 14th - January 1st
Where: Everywhere
Warnings: Sloppy makeouts.

( I'm hoping that I don't get caught under the mistletoe )

Who: YOU
What: SNOW
When: DECEMBER 7th
Where: EVERYWHERE
WHAT: SNOW (BONUS TREE DECORATING)

( rock )

Who: Hal, Gordon, Samus, Falcon, Ziio, Joel
What: Lunch downtown
When: Lunchtime
Where: Bistro de Ville, downtown
Warnings: Nerd talk will be heavily involved!

Hal was feeling slightly apprehensive about meeting his new peers at Smash Academy. In an attempt to alleviate this, he thought he might break the ice by inviting the Smash Academy staff to lunch. He just hopes that Gordon has passed on the invitations that he said he would...

Who: Ian, Samus, Falcon
What: Ian hasn't been feeling too hot...
When: Future dated probably around to the 18th or 19th
Where: The firehaus
Warnings: Poison event

( get the barf bucket ready )

Who: All of Smash.
What: Dorm log! Summertime special.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus.
When: Approximately the latter half of July to the earliest of Augusts (25th - 15th)
Warnings: YOU KNOW YOURSELVES

We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Just add a thread with the room number (and date/time, if it matters) and the characters that reside there (just for reference!). You do not have to use one character's thread as a dual-purpose for both characters if you do not want to. Doesn't have to be a dorm room, either, if you have something else in mind.

And don't forget: things are getting pretty freaky! Shadow bugs are still rife around the school and city, causing all kinds of trouble, but most significantly capable of cloning people and even objects. For the remainder of July, the dimensional lines are a little blurred and causing alternate universe versions of characters to show up. But something ever curiouser has started to show up on campus... Bubbles?

Subspace bubbles? They look kinda like the ones dotting the sky... Dare ye enter?

If you do, you'll find that it... just ends up being a portal to another part of the school. Sometimes they may lead you into some part of town. Weird! Hopefully it doesn't lead you anywhere embarrassing, like in the middle of a stage play or in the bathroom of the opposite sex. That's mortifying.

( And now, for your events! )

For reference, here are the rooming arrangements.

Who: EV ERY ONE
What: Graduation. Prom.
When: The evening of May 31st.
Where: The Stadium.
Warnings: WHO KNOWS

( Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. )

Who: Everyone
What: Revenge of the Return of the Cupid Bots!
Where: Everywhere
When: February 14th
Warnings: H for Heartbreak

Every year this happened like clockwork. Those horrific little robot cherubs armed with hormone altering arrows were starting to appear on campus, carrying with them their 24 hour curse. Senior students and faculty knew these things all too well, and knew well enough to stay away from them. Newer students may have been warned about them. But would everyone be able to avoid these horrid little pranksters?

Anyone struck by their arrow would find themselves irresistibly attracted to the first person they saw. The effect was temporary, thankfully, lasting only 24 hours. But still, a lot can happen in 24 hours...

(Feel free to start your own threads for happenings! To random sign-ups: The crusher should probably start their threads, and the crushees should join them, but you're free to do it the other way. Have fun!)

Who: Samus and YOUUUU
What: holy balls Armed Weaponry class
Where: Room 214 / Stadium in Shoot The Targets mode
When: Tuesday, February 11th
Warnings: S for Samus

[MUCH LIKE ANY OF HER OTHER CLASSES, Samus has totally been teaching hers in spirit the whole time and not just once a year as my abysmal log posting activity shows. If that. That said, welcome to Armed Weaponry... or at least the note on room 214 is telling you that:

Students of Armed Weaponry class please meet in the stadium today.

PS- tardiness due to previously unforeseen weather events including and not limited to leftover edible snow will not be excused.

Student uprisings and Fighting For Your Rights may be slightly more forgivable depending on when that happens. BUT! For intents and purposes... yeah man, that snow has got to be all kinds of gross and brown by now. No amount of adorable seasonal garland-y pink-hearted Valentine's Day decor strung from the ceilings will cover that up (sorry Zelda). So Armed Weaponry will be reconvening to the large stadium with the dome roof tightly sealed. No sticky situations will be had here in their fighting fortress. Today's fight will be against these suckers placed strategically throughout a large floating arrangement of slippery icy blocks.]

Today we'll be running through Target Smash obstacle course four. Take note of the icy surface and the hazards it can present.

Ice and cold are not exactly my favorite things in the world, but... [TIME TO DEMONSTRATE! Bundled up in little more than jeans and a flexible blue jacket, Samus leaps up to the rightmost lower section of pillared platforms and uses her momentum to slide down the slope. The target is taken out with a single pink bolt from her paralyzer gun and it looks like she's going to slide right off the edge into the icy abyss, BUT NAY! She continues to use her momentum to provide a nice kick-off for a wall jump across the adjacent platform and up onto the next. She's not going to run through the whole course (of course) so from there she slides off and hits safe ground with a dull thud. She made it look so easy.]

You must be nimble and utilize your weight efficiently. Only ranged weapons will be allowed.

[BEHOLD! A BOX OF ITEMS! Inside you may make your selection of RAY GUN (both old and new models), SUPER SCOPE, CRACKER LAUNCHER, STAR ROD, Cornerian styled blaster, and bows that aren't but look suspiciously like the Hero's Bow. There are probably other odds and ends in here as well.]

You may utilize special abilities so long as the target isn't ultimately destroyed by a melee attack. If you want to punch stuff go see Max in Smash Fundamentals,

There are ten targets in total. You will be timed.

[She slides her gun right back in her thigh holster super cool]

Good luck.

Who: Sissel and YOU
What: A feline interloper decides to poke around the courtyard. Feel free to notice/harass him, as he will be there on a daily basis for the school week.
Where: The Courtyard
When: First week back at school at various points
Warnings: Snarky cat, cat-related shenanigans. Hilariously violent bus accident.

( YOU'RE A CUTE LITTLE FUZZUMS YES YOU ARE )

Who: Anyone of legal drinking age or with a good fake ID
What: A BAR LOG: NEW YEAR'S EDITION
When: New Year's Eve
Where: The Birdcage
Warnings: I think there may be alcohol references in this bar log. Also probably sloppy makeouts come midnight.

( Posting this with the 10 year old's account, good on me. )

Who: YOU
What: KISSLETOES
When: December 15th - January 1st
Where: Everywhere
Warnings: Sloppy makeouts.

( underneath the mistletoe last night )

Who: Falcon, Max, and YOU. New team members, old team members. Lurkers. Cheerleaders?
What: FOOZEBALL TRYOUTS
When: BACKDATED Friday, September 27th.
Where: The football field.
Warnings: Whoooo even knows.

( Flaming Hobos, dear reader )

Who: Pit and anyone.
What: Heartbroken angels mourn dead mothers.
Where: Around campus.
When: Time spanning the 27th of August to the 8th of September.
Warnings: REALLY REALLY SAD STUFF. Death.

( But first, cut for a narration: almost as gut-wrenching as Bambi's mom )

CONDENSED VERSION: Nabooru, his adopted mother, had perished in the midst of fighting robots on the 26th. Pit is the opposite of his bright and upbeat self and spends his time alone and too downtrodden to do much of anything, sitting on a bench or a couch or a chair or anywhere looking vacant, maybe crying, wandering aimlessly, or holed up in his room, for example. YOUR OPTIONS ARE NUMEROUS. There's... definitely something wrong, and anyone is definitely capable of crossing his path. The later on in the allotted days, the less likely he is to be teary and mournful- he might even be more resentful than sad and find solace in beating up sandbags instead.

Who: YOU and Ulki and possibly Samus, especially if your name is Ishimaru.
What: SUMMER DETENTION
Where: DETENTION ROOM
When: DETENTION TIME IN THE SUMMER all month and probably next when school starts back up again.
Warnings: YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO WARNINGS THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE IN DETENTION

[In lieu of trying to wax and wane purple prose about an empty classroom with a bunch of uninviting looking desks and a very foreboding chalk board that goes on forever as you would expect in any normal detention room, feel free to use this as a multipurpose catch-all for all your detention needs.

Your student is here for a reason. Discipline. (Or a lack thereof.) Nobody cares how much of an angel they are: they can receive a detention in any way possible. If they're too sweet for any normal teacher to give them a detention, Crazy Hand did it. Perhaps they rubbed Char the wrong way on the wrong day. Maybe they disrupted the peace and blew up the pool party and deserve to be here and had it a long time coming.

Chances are if you're a delinquent you're a regular here and know the punishments can range from sitting at an uncomfortable desk in deafening silence for a few hours to writing a message a million times across the chalk board to physical discipline. It might be a good idea to specify how you got here and what you're looking for and where your limits are.

Ulki is the default de facto disciplinary guy. He's usually here. If you don't serve your detention Ulki will find you. Don't try to skip out! Samus does not typically serve detention but she can make a special exception in certain situations. You know who you guys are. Perhaps if you are another teacher and have something special in mind for some special unruly student of yours and want to step up to the Plate O' Punishment, here's your chance.

DETENTION HARD. Detention what you will.]

Who: YOU
What: IT WAS A POOL PARTY FOR THE COOL KIDS AT MY SCHOOL
When: ALL DAY SATURDAY, AUGUST 10th
Where: THE POOL
Warnings: HOLY GUACAMOLE, WE'VE GOT CHIPS

( COOL POOL PARTY LA LA LA LA )

Who: Shadow the Hedgehog [ obfuskate ] and whoever else.
What: Body horror event; Shadow's a werehog. See the OOC note at the end of the post for more details.
Where: The forest surrounding the academy.
When: All throughout the event, from June 28th to... tentatively July 5th? ( This is very subject to change. )
Warnings: Extremely heavy gore at worst, so discretion is advised for the faint of heart. Also, puppy tummy rubs. Very important warning.

( the moon's awake now with eyes wide open. )

( okay, here's the gist: shadow's a werehog. permanently. this means the sun isn't affecting his form and he's constantly a giant puppy dog with an obvious problem. should your dude encounter him in scenario A, he will be aggressive and will attack them with no hesitation. should he be found in scenario B, he'll be harmless, albeit terrified and resisting contact, not for his sake, but for anyone else's. should you choose the first option, please keep open communication with me so i can know my boundaries, that being how much or how little shadow's allowed to hurt your character.

please put your scenario in the subject line. feel free to specify date, as well, but given the inevitable havoc of the event, it's totally optional. however, the scenario obviously has to be listed. thanks! )

Who: Falcon, Samus, special guest stars Pit and Megaweapon the Doge
What: Angry birds.
When: Starting Saturday morning June 29th, lasting the whole week.
Where: Das Firehaus
Warnings: Dogefights, body horror, panic rooms, profanity, stuff on fire, and yelling. Lots and lots of yelling.

( read on, dear reader )

Who: Max and Sonny
What: Max tries to take Sonny out to eat in FDC on the second night he's back in town. Things go downhill quickly.
Where: Gilded Stockade Buffet
When: May 16th. BACKDATED TO BEFORE EGGMAN.
Warnings: Image heavy. And literally the worst song ever made in the entire world.

( WE'VE GOT MS PAINT LOG SIIIIIIIIIIGN )
Thankfully, embedded with the police was an MNN (Mushroom News Network, bringing you the latest and most exciting news since Princessgate 1995; we were THERE at KARTSPLOSION 2002) news crew, doing a LIVE REPORT about how terrible FDC has gotten recently. (Wherever there's trouble, you know to look for Toaderson Cooper). They were there to catch the arrest.

You probably saw it like 27 times as they replayed it over and over and over again and had a bunch of talking heats bloviate about it for the better part of the evening.

( I have never had any pretensions towards being a filmographer. )

((REACT BELOW (IC, OOC) OR GO VISIT IN THE JAILS, WHATEVS.))

Who: COLLECTIVE YOU
What: Dorm log!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. If your heart dreams it, your fingers can type it.
When: The span of February 27 - March 13
Warnings: This log is yellow-taped with all kinds of potential warnings. If your filthy imagination can conjure it, this log can produce it.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's how this works. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. Feel like drawing graffiti on Professor Jin's door? Apologizing for the aftermath of the latest cupidbot fiasco? Doing each others' hair and talking about boys? Giving your trusted(?!?) friends a free ride in the dryer? Staying up late at night making use of those dick-shaped cake pans you found in the cupboard? Man, I don't care, just do it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

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