Who: Mary, Henry and Brown Santa Claus
What: Santa came! Santa came!
Where: Common room
When: December 24th, at night when good children should have gone to bed
Warnings: Lies and slanders. Although there might be violence here, just in case.

( Santa's coming to town )

Who: YOU
What: KISSLETOES
When: December 15th - January 1st
Where: Everywhere
Warnings: Sloppy makeouts.

( underneath the mistletoe last night )

Who: We shall see.
What: BLIND DATES
Where: Restaurant off-campus.
When: 29th November, 2013.
Warnings: It is a mystery.
TAG YOUR CHARACTERS WHEN YOU REPLY. It's the romantic thing to do.

[This restaurant's food is based on some place south of somewhere, Some Planet. No problem if you've never heard of it, as the menu offers foods for both meat lovers and vegetarians alike! And for those of age, there's a bar for drinking at (of course, drinks can be bought with your meal).

The restaurant is a classy looking place, the tables and chairs black and the floor a sturdy oak. Most of the other diners are all in pairs, three at most, and all are dressed up for the occasion that they've come to spend their evening there. There's a bar available, and the music playing fits the cool and elegant atmosphere.

The candles on the table here are red. Beside each candle, there's a card. Each card has a different letter-number combination. Find your table!]

Who: YOU
What: A FALL CARNIVAL
When: Friday, October 25th - October 30th.
Where: The fairgrounds
Warnings: General shenanigans.

( I sense there's something in the wind )

Who: Mary, Red, YOU
What: Let's do a little painting en plein air.
When: Sometime during the week on a nice sunny day.
Where: Out in the grassier areas, but not necessarily the sports field.
Warnings: IF SOMEONE DRAWS A CRUDE DICK, I SWEAR-

( Opening art courtesy of MICHELLE. What a babe. )

[[THAT'S RIGHT it's draw log time, with a twist: artwork is done ICly! So if you can only do stick figures? No problem, stick someone in who can also only do stick figures! If you want to actually draw characters interacting instead of using text that is more than welcome too.

OKAY HAVE FUN.]]

Who: Everyone ever. It's mandatory or you're banned for two minutes.
What: Fireworks are a little late this year...
When: The night of July 14th
Where: Campus, generally. But you can see them out in the city.
Warnings: Colours and explosions and probably dumb kissy stuff somewhere in here.

( Wherein a shadowy figure makes its annual intrusion onto campus grounds. )

Who: Ib and open to any
What: Ib arrives and stares at things, student art, people... the usual
Where: main building, art wing
When: Friday, anytime

( come get stared at or help a little girl )

Who: Who else.
What: Dorm log!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Frankly? I don't care where. Go have fun, kids.
When: The span of June 14 - June 28th. Pick a date.
Warnings: Yeah, it got pretty naughty in here.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's how this works. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. Stay up all night watching reruns of Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles? Break out the ice cream and industrial fans to beat the heat? Get a bad suntan while you're asleep with the help of your friends? Whatever you get your bad self up to. Your good self is welcome, too. Now put your copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf down for one second and tag this thing!

( Click here for thread directory )

Who: EV ERY ONE
What: Graduation. Prom.
When: The evening of May 31st.
Where: The Stadium.
Warnings: WHO KNOWS

( 'Cause you're there for me too )

Who: Everyone
What: This idea becomes reality
When: Monday, May 27th DISREGARD THAT maybe the 23rd or something before Copy X's robothrashings get wildly out of hand. For reasons.
Where: The Stadium
Warnings: I. I don't know yet.

( Let's get creative... )

Who: "Seth" and Voile and YOU
What: HOST CLUB
Where: AE13, on the bottom floor of the student dorms.
When: future-dated a bit to Thursday, 5/16
Warnings: Sexy Nurses and Contests
Warnings redux: dude tag yourself in

( A Jigglypuff sings in the distance... )


It's Thursday; Graduation/Prom is still a few weeks off but finals are swiftly approaching the students of Smash Academy. Seth has been a busy bee, if not with unscrupulous activities preparing for said finals, then he has been dutifully making Host Club beautiful. More accurately, him and Voile have worked especially hard on this one to help raise money for those suffering from the drug riots and related violence.

Much like any other Host Club session, AE13 has been transformed into something bright, cheery, and very spring-like. Spring has definitely sprung all over the tables and flowery decor here. Food seems to especially be in surplus this session, with tables lining the borders of the room in a sort of buffet style. It's not just cookies, pastries, fruits, or snacks, but there is an entire table dedicated to those with a sweet tooth. (Most are actually not drugged but if you want to have shenanigans, then by all means go for it.) There are still some items exclusive to a menu that necessitate the need for a host/server. Alternatively, you could tell your host to go get stuff at the buffet for you, that is just as practical.

There's surely something here for everyone... and if not, he'll make it happen. As in, he'll make the servers make it happen.


To get this Host Club kicked off, Seth stands, in all his grandiose attire, and clinks a glass with his fork. "If I could have everyone's attention for a moment, please?" Once he has it, he clears his throat.

"First of all, I'd like to welcome you all to this Host Club. Voile and I worked especially hard on it, so thank you for coming. You should know you're not only supporting our efforts but all generous donations and proceedings will go directly to victims afflicted by these recent strings of cruel violence."

"Did you know it was National Nurse's Week last week? I thought it would only be appropriate then to have this Host Club's theme be that of healing--Healing and appreciation for those who work hard to help others, who don't get enough appreciation for their efforts."

"Like poor Rhys! I swear he'd work himself ragged if he gave himself the chance. He needs our love and support, and, if I may direct your attention to our beautiful, charming hostess Voile," Seth waves his hand in the air and points at her, where a well-choreographed spotlight follows up onto the mini-stage erected in the room. "--really, everyone look, she is absolutely stunning in that dress, give her a big round of applause--She will tell you exactly how you can offer a healing hand."

HOST CLUB:
▷ If you want your character to BE SERVED, just sit them down at any table and start making orders.
▷ If you want your character to SERVE, as in you want to put your character in an embarrassing outfit and serve the people sitting at the tables, go right ahead. There are no OOC sign-ups. This session's Host Club's outfit theme is SEXY NURSE. Take your pick of outfit from conservative and modern to increasingly provocative. If you're a server and can't think of any willing/legit reasons why on earth they would be here in a sexy nurse outfit you can assume Seth more or less forced/tricked/convinced/blackmailed your poor unfortunate character into the act.
▷ ONCE YOU PICK server OR served, your character must to stick with it until this Host Club meeting is done, that is the only rule. No escaping, no sneaking out. Seth will CATCH YOU and make you CLEAN DISHES with a TOOTHBRUSH.

HOST CLUB CONTEST:
▶ If you remember how last year's Student/Faculty Auctions went and how the Pokemon Contests work, this may feel familiar. Your character needs to pay a measly $5 entry fee (which will be a charitable donation to help those involved in drug riot incidents) and then they can enter in any of the contest categories; Coolness, Beauty, Cuteness, Intelligence, and Strength. PERFORM your act of [insert category here] and impress everyone! Get creative, use your Smashing Skills and wow the crowd. If you damage the stage or make a mess, Connor and Flint will probably not be happy with you.
▶ As an audience member, you cast your vote by typing a +1 into your subject title (not unlike the auctions with the dollar amounts). That's it! You can vote as many times as you like, just not for multiple times for the same person in the same category (so no +2's or +3's or +9000's). You can, however, vote for the same person once in each category if they are competing in more than one. You can cast a vote for more than one person per category.
▶ Votes will be tallied up OOCly Thursday or Friday, and we will start a new thread to announce the winner.

Who: Errybody
What: HOT SPRINGS: HOTEL EDITION
Where: The hot springs RESORT.
When: March 25th - March 29th
Warnings: Hotel shenanigans.

( Let's go put our stuff down by them olda boys. )

DIRECTORY:
| Banjo | Blaze | Chili | Cyrus | Daisy | Eirika | Eggman | Ellistree | Girls' Sleepover | Goombella | Gordon | Green | Haytham | Ishimaru | Jin | Jolt | Lucca | Lyra | Mac | Mary | Naoya | Noel | Nyx | Pit | Red | Rick | Riwane | ROB | Schezo | Shadow |

Who: COLLECTIVE YOU
What: Dorm log!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. If your heart dreams it, your fingers can type it.
When: The span of February 27 - March 13
Warnings: This log is yellow-taped with all kinds of potential warnings. If your filthy imagination can conjure it, this log can produce it.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's how this works. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. Feel like drawing graffiti on Professor Jin's door? Apologizing for the aftermath of the latest cupidbot fiasco? Doing each others' hair and talking about boys? Giving your trusted(?!?) friends a free ride in the dryer? Staying up late at night making use of those dick-shaped cake pans you found in the cupboard? Man, I don't care, just do it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

( Handy-Dandy Thread Directory )

Who: EVERYONE
What: CUPIDBOTS
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: VALENTIMES DAY
Warnings: None yet, but will be updated if that changes

( Love is in the air... )

Who: YOU.
What: ARE IN THE LIBRARY.
When: A log for the month of January.
Warnings: SHHHHHHHHH IT'S A LIBRARY.

( More words are here than there need to be. )

[Hello this is an OPEN LOG. It is here for whatever business you might have in the library in the month of January. You may leave open threads, or have closed threads that you have plans for. It is all good here~

- Please mark your threads OPEN or CLOSED. If OPEN, one or both library employees might drop in. If you'd like someone specific, just leave a note! If CLOSED, you may still request a library person should you need one. Just let us know!

- Prose and action threads are both readily accepted and encouraged ♥]

Who: YOU
What: KISSLETOES
When: December 14th - January 1st
Where: Everywhere
Warnings: Sloppy makeouts.

( Read more... )

Who: YOU
What: SNOW
When: DECEMBER 5th
Where: EVERYWHERE
WHAT: SNOW (BONUS TREE DECORATING)

( baby it's cold outside )

Who: Ib, Garry, Mary, and Skull Kid!
What: TRICK. OR. TREAT.
Where: Dis neighborhood, idk.
When: Hulloweenies.
Warnings: Mary. And candy massacre.

This ought to be fun!

Garry wasn't dressed up, of course. But here he is, chaperoning. No way was he gonna let kids go by themselves in the dark knocking on strangers' doors.

Of course, Garry tried to help Ib with her costume. Mary hadn't asked, so he hoped she was gonna be appropriate. Please be appropriate.

And Skull Kid. Was Skull Kid.

He waited at the school entrance for the kiddies so he can take them to get cavities.

Who: ERRYBODY
What: CURSES
Where: ALL OVER THE SCHOOL
When: Halloween night through November 7th.
Warnings: 2spooky.

( THEY DID THE MONSTER MASH )

Who: Bloody Marie, Peacock, and you!
What: Exactly what it says in the title.
Where: AE11
When: 10/23/12 at 3:30 PM
Warnings: Peacock's in here, so god help you.

Over the past few days, you may have noticed several flyers advertising some sort of club for cartoons popping up around the school. Or maybe you just happened to stumble upon a bunch of...individuals putting up those flyers. Still, it's entirely possible that you stumbled into the screening room today by complete accident and decided to stick around. Either way, there appears to be something going on in the little room. Marie is busy trying to finish setting up the projector, while Peacock is in a corner, looking through a series of DVDs and picking out a few of them.

Anyone who read the posters and walked by the room would probably notice they're setting up a bit early, but Marie isn't one for being late. Especially not when she has a job to do.

[ooc: Alright, so Marie and Peacock have rented out a room for their little club and are finally going to host it. Anyone, students and staff alike are free to show up. Also, feel free to help them set up before the club starts, or hang out after it's over.]