Who: ERRYBODY
What: CURSES
Where: ALL OVER THE SCHOOL
When: Halloween night through November 7th.
Warnings: 2spooky.

( THEY DID THE MONSTER MASH )

Who: YOU, and you, and you.
What: SMASH ACADEMY AUTUMN CAMPFIRE
Where: Courtyard
When: September 23rd, evening.
Warnings: S'mores. Everywhere.

Come and all, Smash. It's a beautiful afternoon that turned into evening eventually. A slight chill was there, but it was the pleasant fall chill.

Bring your potatoes, marshmallows, meats...whatever the hell you wanna roast. It's a campfire bros.

Since it was all Garry's idea, he was the first there and he brought many sweet potatoes and marshmallows as he said he would. He started raking (and he really sucks at it, he's a weakling. If you're there early, maybe you oughta help).

Once we had a huge pile, it was time to set ablaze. With Garry's lighter, running lower and lower on oil, he made sure there was a protective barrier to make sure the fire didn't spread (a ton of rocks, maybe you helped with that too) and then...tada! We have a campfire.

Eat, roast, chat. DO WHATEVER.

[Set a time(s) your dude of choice was there, and mingle, mingle, mingle! Garry will be floating around too.]

Who: Byrne and ANYONE
What: MARTIAL ARTS CLASS?
Where: Gymnasium
When: Friday, September 14th
Warnings: BIRN PLS Byrne is kind of an asshole.

( Or is it just more drills again )

Who: GLaDOS and everyone.
What: Testing.
Where: Aperture Smash Academy
When: August 13th
Warnings: Homicidal AI, science, testing, and more science.
Reference: Partner ooc post.

You know, it's funny how things work in life. Chell had had returned to the school after feeling guilty, in order to warn everyone about the impending danger that would befall them. What she didn't know, however, was that once the warning goes out, all it does is enrage the AI. So before anyone would dare leave, all the exit doors in the school became boarded up with panels. Any windows that may have been at the school were closed off, preventing any other means of escape.

For an hour or so, nothing happens besides that. No announcement, no warning, nothing. That is, until panels on the floor open up underneath any unsuspecting victim. The panels will lead to tubing, sending them downwards. Down into a plain white room. Thankfully, for those of you who didn't put on your Long Fall Boots, there will be a cushion to land on. Other than that, the room itself is fairly empty. The only things of mention is a table containing the equipment from the beginning of the week (if you didn't take it), a door (that won't open unless you have all the equipment), and...another person: your partner. Meanwhile, a message from GLaDOS chimes in over the intercom:


"The lockdown of Smash Academy is now complete. For those of you who are curious as to what is going on, a manual testing initiative has been added to the school's curriculum, for students and staff alike. In order to advance, you will need to work with your partner to complete the test. Failure to do so will result in...dangerous consequences.

No one will be allowed out of their current chamber until they are equipped with a communicator, a pair of Long-Fall Boots, and a Dual Portal device. Once those objects are in hand, you may start testing.

That is all."

Good luck testing, Smash. You're going to need it.

Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.

( A handy thread directory! )

Who: Kirby, Kanji, Daisy, Mary, featuring special NPC guest stars Magolor and Landia!
What: With his ship repaired, Magolor takes Kirby and friends on a trip to his home dimension...
Where: Halcandra
When: Weird time shit is happening, I don't fucking know. Go away.

---

( I'm still in a Dream Land, TIME EATERRRRRRR )

Who:  GLaDOS and all of you.
What:  Ms. GLaDOS' first class (BE THERE OR ELSE)
When: Thursday 10:00 am.
Where:  Computer Lab.
Warnings It's GLaDOS, that's a warning enough.

Well, this was it. Today was the big day, GLaDOS' very first class. Despite how she had acted over the network, she was actually somewhat looking forward to this class, if only because she wanted to study the students as well as any passerby. Besides, who knows? Maybe this would be interesting, or at the very least, entertaining. However, while some part of her was a bit excited, most of her was dreading this. She had spoken with a few of the students over the network and the majority seemed beyond idiotic. She almost missed Wheatley.

Almost.

But regardless, she had written up a simple lesson plan that would just her through this class until next week without any trouble...hopefully. She'd have to confront the hands to see if she could get an "Intro to computers" class and then a normal computers class because teaching both the dumb and the smart (if there was any) would be hell. But that was in the future, right now she had bigger problems to worry about. A sigh came from the teacher as she checked her watch, 9:50 am. Might as well get outside and make sure the brats show up. So when you walk by said lab to go inside, you'll be seeing Ms. GLaDOS standing outside the door of her lab, arms folded. She'll occasionally check her watch to see when she can go in and send any late students to detention.

[ooc: Alright, this is her first class log, so I'll be splitting it up into sections. Feel free to threadjack each other, students. And teachers? Feel free to observe or whatever it is you do.

Also, for a reference the computer lab looks like this, but bigger.]

Who: Snake and You
What: Boxes 101 - Be there or be square. (Ha, ha, ha.)
When: Wednesday - 11:00am
Where: Snake's Classroom!
Warnings: This whole log deserves a warning.


( You don't know 'long' until you know this. )

Who: A guy, a dragon, and a salad dinosaur
What: Sat around playing video games and eating doritos or somethin'
Where: In the common room
When: Someday between the 8th and the 11th
Warnings: TOUGH GUYS TOUGH GAMES A CLASHING OF GET BENT

( GET BENT GET BENT GET BENT )

Who: BIG BOSS and bosses in training NO PANTYWAISTS
What: SURVIVAL TRAINING
Where: A classroom??
When: Monday 6AM because he's an ass DON'T LIKE IT, GO HOME
Warnings: Who knows what'll happen. Oh yeah warning for buff naked man


[Okay so... he's never taught or attended any formal classes, but teaching a bunch of kids can't be harder than teaching a bunch of adults. It's just probably involves a little less violence, one chalkboard and more talk. Without yelling, that is.

(The trick is to not let it show that he doesn't know what the hell he's doing here.)

Right. Class starts at 6AM sharp, and if there's a dresscode for teachers, BB's obviously ignoring it. Because he's half naked. And doesn't care what you think because this is how he teaches usually, okay, he needs to feel comfy. He goes over his list of names and you can expect any and all people that are late or don't show up at all to get their ass handed to them.]

All right. [With arms crossed above his chest.] Glad to see that a few of you could make it. In case some didn't get it yet, I'm going to be teaching you all about survival in the next few weeks—that includes some handy techniques you better memorize by heart. And just so we're clear on one thing, I don't tolerate slackers. You're allowed and expected to make mistakes, but again, I'm not here to waste my time. If I wanna do that I might as well get myself trashed at some party. [He might just do that depending on how this class performs.] In other words: You're late? You're out. [With a very bad grade. Hey, Bosses are no softies.

He sits down on his desk, gripping the edge, still facing the class. Such a serious teacher.]

That said, I want to use this first class to assess what you know already about survival and other related subjects, so no demonstrations yet. I want to hear from each one of you what survival means and what kinda survival techniques you've already heard about. After that, we'll listen to an introduction to guns that Nephenee already prepared in advance. [Hopefully.] Last but not least, you'll receive a work sheet you'll hand in before I'm ending this class. Any questions?

[Yes? No? Maybe? After clearing everything up....]

Good. You there, you start. [POINT!]


[ooc: work sheets will be handed back next time with BB's comments :3]

Who: Goombella, Passers-By
What: Goombella starts Tattling on people again. Mayhem ensues.
Where: Anywhere you want to be
When: The Weekend (May 4-7)
Warnings: Depends on what the Tattle Log has to say about you, doesn't it? (Possible innuendo, possible violence, we'll see)

( Hot research action )

Who: You!
What: Cherry Blossom Festival
When: March 29th-April 5th.
Where: All over town. Wherever you find a cherry tree.
Rating: Who knows how across the board this'll be <8|

( On meadow-hills and mountains, as far as you can see. )

Who: Everyone
What: 17th of March at Bob's Cafe
Where: Bob's Cafe
When: Backdated to Tuesday, March 17th
Warnings: D for Drinking Dudes

Ahh March 17thh! The perfect day to have a festival of getting wasted and one celebrating Irish sausages and beer, right? Bob is looking for an excuse to get wasted going to get wasted!

The destination? The quaint little place that just happened to be owned by Arceus. Sausages floated in the air everywhere instead of the usual lights. Be careful not to bump your head and don't open your mouth to wide hahahaa--- It's the sausages! The thousands of them! Sausages as far as the eye can see, of all sizes, shapes and varieties from sour to spicy to bacon-filled. Cabbages, sauerkraut and sauces! Knödel (potato or bread dumplings), Kasspatzn (cheese noodles), Reiberdatschi (potato pancakes what do you mean I stole these from wikipedia) exploding from all sides of the kitchen. Oh and Bretzels they're made with real Brets bigger than your fist or even your HEAD! And the Beer. There is beer. EVERYWHERE. BEER. For those who are under the age of 19, we have non-alcohol beverages available (okay okay, it's juice). Grape, Pear, Strawberry, Cherry, you can drink them and pretend you're having an awesome time as the adults and some even almost taste like wine and beer! But really, don't you wish you were 19 like the rest? Hahahaha too bad.

Your waiters are dressed appropriately. But due to the nature of the game, sometime they come out to serve you dressed like this.

MAGICAL THINGS ARE AFOOT. For you see, the minute you enter the building, a fog envelopes you and suddenly! Poof! You're in a GREEN COLORED costume! What is it? It's MAGIC! Handy right? Forget having to spend hours for that perfect hairdo, at least tonight you'll be a perfect hairdo or some green on you, without regards to budget. It is merely what your imagination. Besides, even someone like Bob is mischievous this time of the year, especially when she's drunk.

Bob herself is dressed up appropriately. Well, you think? She seems to change costumes every time she talks to someone else or she moves behind a well concealed pole or door. How does she do that? A rather simple costume, it almost fits in the fact they are in a kitchen. What's odd is there are red peppers floating all around him..

Come on in! Be merry! Enjoy your green do!! Get Drunk! Eat Sausages! Celebrate! Have beer-filled desserts!

[OOC - Feel free to start out threads with your dudes doing things if you'd like. Mingle with each other, sometimes there will be special threads like giant sausage invasions, or shamrocks dancing. Take a seat, let the waiters come to you, Imagine your dudes in the most terrible of green outfits!]

Who: Samus and YOUUUU
What: holy balls Armed Weaponry class
Where: Room 214 / Stadium in Shoot The Targets mode
When: Backdated to Tuesday, March 20th
Warnings: S for Samus

[MUCH LIKE ANY OF HER OTHER CLASSES, Samus has totally been teaching hers in spirit the whole time and not just once a year as my abysmal log posting activity shows. If that. That said, welcome to Armed Weaponry. Samus has made herself quite comfortable behind her desk, making a very controlled effort to not comment on Jeff being not here but not very far but that's far enough for her to miss him not that she'd ever openly admit this anyway, and Maxizard shenanigans, or whoever signed her up for the auction clearly has a death wish. Also there will be no mentions of whatever crazy drinking shenanigans happened last weekend. It was all too crazy and amazahorrible for words, surely. She's probably still got a hangover.]

Just because student festival events are occurring does not mean my classes are canceled.

[Yeah, probably a hangover.]

...But if you complete your assignments before class is over, you're free to leave early.

[Maybe just a barely lingering hangover.]

Today we'll be revisiting the Ray Gun. It's a simple, light weight, plasma-based weapon that is designed for short-term fights. It contains enough energy for only sixteen shots, and does very little damage. Weak as single shots are, you don't want to be on the receiving end of a full round.

[Samus renders a diagram on the white board which her tits smudge at least twice.]



These are the basic parts of a Ray Gun. As you can see, compared to a traditional handgun, there's no need for a hammer, cylinder, or a magazine to store ammo. A disposable gun is cheaper to produce if it uses fewer parts. For today's assignment, you'll familiarize yourself with all of those parts...

[Samus pulls a real Ray Gun from her desk drawer and holds it up to show.]

...Inside, and out.

[INDEED, she makes very short work of disassembling the gun, not unlike this Glock.]

Up at the front of the classroom is a large bin filled with various Ray Gun parts. I counted--there are exactly enough in here to build one gun per student. Get your parts, assemble your gun, and go shoot some targets in the stadium. If someone has mistakenly or purposefully [CHAR SHE'S LOOKING AT YOU] taken a part you need, retrieve it from them in as much of a civilized manner as I can expect from you. If you fail to properly and safely assemble your gun, it will not work and you obviously will not be shooting any targets, and you will not receive a passing grade today.

Any objections? Understood?

Who: ALL the party people (Smash Academy)
What: Dorm log!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond. Everything is acceptable.
When: March 9- March 25
Warnings: Do I really need to say a thing?

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Who: Kieran, Captain Falcon, the medbay squad, and YOU
What: Some idiot deer gets hit by a car and proceeds to moron it up all over the joint.
Where: Directly outside the school, then in the infirmary, then EVERYWHERE
When: Thursday, March 8
Warnings: Deer Xing

( beep beep vroom vroom )


[OOC: I am setting aside a thread for WHUMP, CARFACE and also one for the infirmary. For the rest of the log, Kieran will be exploring this wondrous magical place called the school. Feel free to post your character anywhere -- cafeteria, dorms, in the shower -- and Kieran will just... butt on in to say hello.]

Who: Sonny Moe and other people
What: In the Kitchen cooking up a storm. And eating old things from the fridge!?!?
Where: In space. I mean the Kitchens.
When: Tuesday afternoon.
Warnings: WHO KNOWS

Sonny Moe was a Panda on a mission today.

He was in the Kitchen and he was making things.

First of all, he wanted to make some sort of Chocolate something for Vinnie's friend (???) Gladys as he had eaten her Chololate. He'd felt pretty darn terrible upon finding this out and had promised to make it up to her somehow. Well, home made chocolate in exchange for home made chocolate was at least a starting point.

Then, upon talking about this with Vinnie, it had occurred to him that maybe he should try doing something like that for Voile. Bitter was her flavor of choice and chocolate could be bitter if it was dark. So, he'd see what he could come up with in that vein also.

Thirdly - he was STARVING and the first thing he needed to do was make himself one heck of a giant sandwhich so that he had the energy to do all this work. Plus, so that he was full enough that he was less likely to eat whatever it was he was suppoised to be making for others. He'd learned early on in his cuilinary pursuits that it was a bad idea for him to cook while hungry.

He'd made a trip into town and had his ingredients and a rough idea of what to do with them and that was enough for him to roll up his figurative sleeves and get on with doing this thing.

Who: Bulba, Kanji
What: The worst first impressions.
When: Sometime after a puffball is met.
Where: Inconspicuous classroom over there.
Warnings: Copious amounts of sobbing Ivysaurs. Move along.

( To be forgotten is worse than death. )

Who: Eli and Kanji
When: February 14th at 7pm
Where: Kanji's dorm, then... wherever they actually go for their date. (Somewhere in FDC.)
What: Eli and Kanji go on a date because they're both totally heterosexual, you guys. TOTALLY. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT. STRAIGHT.
Warnings: Language, and beards.

( The most awkward, pissy date. )

Who: YOU and YOU!!!
What: CUPID MAN
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: February 14th – time varies
Warnings: People in strange love times.

Instructions: Start up threads, make sure you include everyone in your cupid group (So Lash's group would be Cyrus, Hawke, Lash and Ron) and there is no real need for a tagging order. Someone can show up later after people have been hit with an arrow etc. When you need Cupid Man, go post in the OOC post.

Note: Don't forget Morty's fortunes! They are amazing and awesome and go post in them, NOW.

( I love you, you love me... )