What: BLIND DATES! Round 3.
Who: Anyone who was sent a note with the letter-number combination C#.
Where: Off-campus restaurant. AND BEYOND!
When: November 30th, eveningtimes.
Warnings: ???
ALSO, HEY, TAG YOUR CHARACTERS WHEN YOU REPLY TO THIS LOG. ♥

[The third group has been given directions to a well-known fancy restaurant at the heart of the city. The dining room is not as intimate as the others, but still has a pleasant atmosphere. There's quiet music playing overhead. The menu leans towards upscale, contemporary French/American food. It seems expensive, but that's not worth worrying about. Someone else will be covering the meal, right?

It might have been smart to dress nice- but not too nice- for your date. At least that's what Gold suggested!

There's a candle at every table. Beside each candle, there is a card. On each card, there is a different letter-number combination.

Find your table!

And feel free to leave at any time, with or without your date.]

Who: Gordon and you. YES YOU.
What: Physics class
Where: Gordon's teaching lab & the immediate grounds outside
When: Mid-Morning
Warnings: Ethically questionable treatment of sandbags.

Unlike most teachers here, Gordon had handled a physics classroom before--Grad students go to extremes for money. He figured a multiple-tier structure would work, two difficulty levels covering the same subject.

In this case, their first set of homework could either be a tame block of algebraic expressions or a sultry set of differentials depending the student's level. Either way, the the lecture and lab would essentially be the same.

Who: Jin, students.
What: Traditional Weaponry class
Where: In... this classroom
When: Tuesday, Nov 20th
Warnings: Callousness

[And here is the part where we pretend like this class has been running all along.]

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Who: Eli, Jon, Milimili, Chun-Li, Ellistree, Scout, Bowser, Byrne, Eikichi, Ai, Sheik, Char, Kieran, and Link. + Bonus creepers...?
What: FIGHT CLUB!
Where: Secret mystery location, off-campus.
When: November 9th, 8 PM.
Warnings: FIGHT CLUB. Also probably swearing.

( boom pow )

Who: Flint and YOU!
What: The manliest camping trip ever
Where: The green stuff in the northeast corner of the map
When: The weekend of September 7-9
Warnings: Poison ivy.

( Bear Grylls got nothin' on this )

Who: Garry and all the inspiring painters
What: PAINTING CLASS!111!11 First one.
Where: Some art room.
When: Le first week of school. Morning.
Warnings: To much artistic expression in this RP log.

( Now with less gallery tragic )

Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.

( A handy thread directory! )

Who: Gold. And also possibly you.
What: KISSING BOOTH.
Where: On campus, in the courtyard.
When: July 7th. Early afternoon-sundown.
Warnings: Much smooching.

( Free smooches. )

Who: Young Link and Open
What: A fight with Pig Face
Where: Ganondorf's fortress
When: Whenever the Time Eater chooses!
Warnings: GREEN PIGGY BLOOD *ahem* some violence.

Link woke up, confused and shook up by the weird warping that had happened to the world. He sat on the ground in front of a brightly colored rainbow bridge in the middle of an otherwise foreboding and desolate world. A very, very scary looking tower that hovered over a huge pit of lava was connected to the strip of land Link sat on. The sun was blocked by dark clouds that crackled with lightning in the sky above.

"Navi? Where are we?" He asked as he stood up and looked around. When no answer came, he reached up to take his hat off and look for his friend inside, "Navi?"

She wasn't there and he couldn't see or hear her. He was alone.

Who: Cyrus and whoever
What: Summer learning!
Where: Wherever
When: June 7th-16th


Early Thursday, a post appeared on the network.

Though the school year has ended, we cannot neglect our education. Even those of us who serve as educators cannot. So I offer my services as a tutor in a variety of subjects. Contact me for a date and time.

Due to the subjective nature of certain subjects, I cannot offer services in literature or the arts.

Basically, Cyrus is gonna teach you whatever. Do you accept the offer?

Who: Ocelot, and anyone! COME ON IN.
What: IT'S OCELOT'S BIRTHDAY MEOW MEOW MEOW
When: June 6th, evening
Where: room TD-19
Warnings: so far, booze

( technically today he's supposed to be 68 years old )

Who: "Seth" and YOU
What: HOST CLUB and maybe allusions to future plots.
Where: AE13, on the bottom floor of the student dorms.
When: backdated a bit to Thursday evening
Warnings: Glasses and Maids and Bowties

( ...this way comes. A Prelude. )


It's Thursday; finals are swiftly approaching the students of Smash Academy, and subsequently Graduation is not very far away either. Seth has carried on his business as usual. He's technically able to graduate as a senior, and perhaps he should, but another year can't hurt. He's not really here to learn anyway, now is he?

No! He's here to pretty up the otherwise dull and dreary room of AE13! Much like any other Host Club session, this room has been transformed into something much more lavish and... summer-y. Pre-summer. Something between spring and summer. ...Okay so maybe he's being a little vague with this week's theme. That's alright. Tables have their decorative centerpieces, and the general aura somehow feels quite relaxing in here. Menus are also on the tables, listing mostly coffees, teas, (a few wines and other alcoholic beverages for the adults) cakes, cookies, pastries and other snacks that are moderately priced. Oh, but don't forget to tip your server. There's a door in the back assumed to lead a sort of kitchen but it's covered up well in decorations. Who is back there cooking? We don't know, but whoever it is makes some delightful delectables. There are no big meals here but there's surely something for everyone... and if not, he'll make it happen.

As in, he'll make the servers make it happen.



[[You know the deal; no OOC sign-ups. If you want to have your character to BE SERVED just plunk them down at any table and start making orders. If you want to embarrass your character and put them in a uniform TO SERVE the people sitting at the tables then please go right ahead. This week's Host Club's outfit theme is MEGANEKKO MAID. Yes, you know... adorable glasses and adorable maid outfits. We're very anime in host club okay. Outfit customization optional. Bowties optional. If you're a server and can't think of any legit reasons why on earth they would be here in a maid outfit you can assume Seth more or less forced/tricked/convinced/blackmailed your poor unfortunate dude into the act. If you'd like to play any of that coheresing/blackmailing out, feel free to hit up Seth's thread.

ONCE YOU PICK server OR served, your dude must to stick with it until this Host Club meeting is done, that is the only rule. No escaping, no sneaking out. Seth will CATCH YOU and make you CLEAN DISHES with a TOOTHBRUSH.

Also this log I hope to start introducing DRUGS so go hit up Seth for CR if you're interested in that.]]

Who: Casey and YOU!
What: A good old fashioned mind reading log!
When: Wednesday, May 23
Where: All over campus

( 'Cause I don't shine if you don't shine )

Who:  GLaDOS and all of you.
What:  Ms. GLaDOS' first class (BE THERE OR ELSE)
When: Thursday 10:00 am.
Where:  Computer Lab.
Warnings It's GLaDOS, that's a warning enough.

Well, this was it. Today was the big day, GLaDOS' very first class. Despite how she had acted over the network, she was actually somewhat looking forward to this class, if only because she wanted to study the students as well as any passerby. Besides, who knows? Maybe this would be interesting, or at the very least, entertaining. However, while some part of her was a bit excited, most of her was dreading this. She had spoken with a few of the students over the network and the majority seemed beyond idiotic. She almost missed Wheatley.

Almost.

But regardless, she had written up a simple lesson plan that would just her through this class until next week without any trouble...hopefully. She'd have to confront the hands to see if she could get an "Intro to computers" class and then a normal computers class because teaching both the dumb and the smart (if there was any) would be hell. But that was in the future, right now she had bigger problems to worry about. A sigh came from the teacher as she checked her watch, 9:50 am. Might as well get outside and make sure the brats show up. So when you walk by said lab to go inside, you'll be seeing Ms. GLaDOS standing outside the door of her lab, arms folded. She'll occasionally check her watch to see when she can go in and send any late students to detention.

[ooc: Alright, this is her first class log, so I'll be splitting it up into sections. Feel free to threadjack each other, students. And teachers? Feel free to observe or whatever it is you do.

Also, for a reference the computer lab looks like this, but bigger.]

Who: BIG BOSS and bosses in training NO PANTYWAISTS
What: SURVIVAL TRAINING
Where: A classroom??
When: Monday 6AM because he's an ass DON'T LIKE IT, GO HOME
Warnings: Who knows what'll happen. Oh yeah warning for buff naked man


[Okay so... he's never taught or attended any formal classes, but teaching a bunch of kids can't be harder than teaching a bunch of adults. It's just probably involves a little less violence, one chalkboard and more talk. Without yelling, that is.

(The trick is to not let it show that he doesn't know what the hell he's doing here.)

Right. Class starts at 6AM sharp, and if there's a dresscode for teachers, BB's obviously ignoring it. Because he's half naked. And doesn't care what you think because this is how he teaches usually, okay, he needs to feel comfy. He goes over his list of names and you can expect any and all people that are late or don't show up at all to get their ass handed to them.]

All right. [With arms crossed above his chest.] Glad to see that a few of you could make it. In case some didn't get it yet, I'm going to be teaching you all about survival in the next few weeks—that includes some handy techniques you better memorize by heart. And just so we're clear on one thing, I don't tolerate slackers. You're allowed and expected to make mistakes, but again, I'm not here to waste my time. If I wanna do that I might as well get myself trashed at some party. [He might just do that depending on how this class performs.] In other words: You're late? You're out. [With a very bad grade. Hey, Bosses are no softies.

He sits down on his desk, gripping the edge, still facing the class. Such a serious teacher.]

That said, I want to use this first class to assess what you know already about survival and other related subjects, so no demonstrations yet. I want to hear from each one of you what survival means and what kinda survival techniques you've already heard about. After that, we'll listen to an introduction to guns that Nephenee already prepared in advance. [Hopefully.] Last but not least, you'll receive a work sheet you'll hand in before I'm ending this class. Any questions?

[Yes? No? Maybe? After clearing everything up....]

Good. You there, you start. [POINT!]


[ooc: work sheets will be handed back next time with BB's comments :3]

Who: Zelda (abrasivebeauty) and you
When: 05/02 - Early Evening
What: She's found herself in a whole new world foreign land. The woman's on a mission, however, and she has her trusty Loftwing to accompany her.
Where: All over the academy's campus and the town.
Warnings: Here? You must be teasing.

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Who: Link (breaks_pots, Marth (ofprettytiaras
What: Roommate time! As in, Link is new and needs a hand. Marth is going to be a good guy and lend one.
Where: Their dormitory! BE-9
When: I was supposed to post this yesterday, so... 04/16 - Late Afternoon
Warnings: None.

( In which Marth tries to talk to a kid... )