Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.

( A handy thread directory! )

Who: Pit, Samus, and anyone else who wants to join in
What: ANGELS AND BOUNTY HUNTERS IN SPACE. The events of Kid Icarus Uprising: Chapter 8 are relived as well as some events in Metroid II.
Where: IN SPACE. Then the star pirates' ship. Then we segue into SR388 up until the death of the Metroid Queen.
When: June 23rd, but time is so spazzed out that it probably doesn't make much sense regardless of date.

( Great. Just great. )

Who: Snake and You
What: Boxes 101 - Be there or be square. (Ha, ha, ha.)
When: Wednesday - 11:00am
Where: Snake's Classroom!
Warnings: This whole log deserves a warning.


( You don't know 'long' until you know this. )

Who: Char, Naoto
What: Solvin' a mysterious forest mystery
Where: The forest, duuuhhh
When: UH. Backdated to forever ago. Dear god. Like... March 10th. Wow. Continued from this thread.

( THEY FIGHT CRI... dear god what is that )

Who: You!
What: Cherry Blossom Festival
When: March 29th-April 5th.
Where: All over town. Wherever you find a cherry tree.
Rating: Who knows how across the board this'll be <8|

( On meadow-hills and mountains, as far as you can see. )

Who: Nyx and you
What: Combat Strategy class
Where: The stadium
When: backdated to Friday, March 23rd
Warnings: Who let Nyx teach, I mean seriously. Also, punching dudes.

[The stadium is nearly empty when people start coming in, cleared of the sandbags and targets that are usually present when not being used for a match. Instead, there's just Nyx, standing somewhat impatiently in the center of the floor, waiting for students to file in.

Once she's satisfied with the turn out, she clears her throat to start class.]
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Who: Samus and YOUUUU
What: holy balls Armed Weaponry class
Where: Room 214 / Stadium in Shoot The Targets mode
When: Backdated to Tuesday, March 20th
Warnings: S for Samus

[MUCH LIKE ANY OF HER OTHER CLASSES, Samus has totally been teaching hers in spirit the whole time and not just once a year as my abysmal log posting activity shows. If that. That said, welcome to Armed Weaponry. Samus has made herself quite comfortable behind her desk, making a very controlled effort to not comment on Jeff being not here but not very far but that's far enough for her to miss him not that she'd ever openly admit this anyway, and Maxizard shenanigans, or whoever signed her up for the auction clearly has a death wish. Also there will be no mentions of whatever crazy drinking shenanigans happened last weekend. It was all too crazy and amazahorrible for words, surely. She's probably still got a hangover.]

Just because student festival events are occurring does not mean my classes are canceled.

[Yeah, probably a hangover.]

...But if you complete your assignments before class is over, you're free to leave early.

[Maybe just a barely lingering hangover.]

Today we'll be revisiting the Ray Gun. It's a simple, light weight, plasma-based weapon that is designed for short-term fights. It contains enough energy for only sixteen shots, and does very little damage. Weak as single shots are, you don't want to be on the receiving end of a full round.

[Samus renders a diagram on the white board which her tits smudge at least twice.]



These are the basic parts of a Ray Gun. As you can see, compared to a traditional handgun, there's no need for a hammer, cylinder, or a magazine to store ammo. A disposable gun is cheaper to produce if it uses fewer parts. For today's assignment, you'll familiarize yourself with all of those parts...

[Samus pulls a real Ray Gun from her desk drawer and holds it up to show.]

...Inside, and out.

[INDEED, she makes very short work of disassembling the gun, not unlike this Glock.]

Up at the front of the classroom is a large bin filled with various Ray Gun parts. I counted--there are exactly enough in here to build one gun per student. Get your parts, assemble your gun, and go shoot some targets in the stadium. If someone has mistakenly or purposefully [CHAR SHE'S LOOKING AT YOU] taken a part you need, retrieve it from them in as much of a civilized manner as I can expect from you. If you fail to properly and safely assemble your gun, it will not work and you obviously will not be shooting any targets, and you will not receive a passing grade today.

Any objections? Understood?

Who: OPEN TO ANYONE WHO SIGNED UP and people to react in the audience.
What: Get your lady on
When: Friday 16th, afternoon
Where: The school's auditorium
Warnings: GUYS IN DRAG
Note: Each post will include an intro, a section for the character to step it up on the stage and then people can post reactions.


"LADIES AND ORANGES! WELCOME TO THE FIRST "MISS" SMASH ACADEMY PAGEANT! ALL THE GIRLS ARE OUT IN THE BACK READY TO WOW YOUR TASTE BUDS AND EYES WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LOOKS YOU'VE EVER SEEN! GET READY FOR LAUGHS! CHEERS! WHISTLES AND LOTS OF DRESSES!

Some sparks and fireworks flew off, and the music started. It kept switching between different songs as well.

Who: OPEN TO ANYONE
What: Get your shopping for events on!
When: Wednesday-Friday, March 14th-16th.
Where: The large mall.
Warnings: SHOPPING ACTION

FDC's Mall had everything! Games, music, clothing, more clothing, specialty clothing, food, Pokemon item center, clothing...well you get the idea.

While there was a goal for many of the people coming here from Smash Academy, there still was a lot that the gigantic place could offer, and hey, maybe even a bite or two to eat. You never know who you'd run into...

[[OOC - Open Mall post. Mostly for characters looking to find clothing for the pageants, but you can do anything you want in this post, really.]]

Who: ALL the party people (Smash Academy)
What: Dorm log!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond. Everything is acceptable.
When: March 9- March 25
Warnings: Do I really need to say a thing?

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Who: Sonny Moe and other people
What: In the Kitchen cooking up a storm. And eating old things from the fridge!?!?
Where: In space. I mean the Kitchens.
When: Tuesday afternoon.
Warnings: WHO KNOWS

Sonny Moe was a Panda on a mission today.

He was in the Kitchen and he was making things.

First of all, he wanted to make some sort of Chocolate something for Vinnie's friend (???) Gladys as he had eaten her Chololate. He'd felt pretty darn terrible upon finding this out and had promised to make it up to her somehow. Well, home made chocolate in exchange for home made chocolate was at least a starting point.

Then, upon talking about this with Vinnie, it had occurred to him that maybe he should try doing something like that for Voile. Bitter was her flavor of choice and chocolate could be bitter if it was dark. So, he'd see what he could come up with in that vein also.

Thirdly - he was STARVING and the first thing he needed to do was make himself one heck of a giant sandwhich so that he had the energy to do all this work. Plus, so that he was full enough that he was less likely to eat whatever it was he was suppoised to be making for others. He'd learned early on in his cuilinary pursuits that it was a bad idea for him to cook while hungry.

He'd made a trip into town and had his ingredients and a rough idea of what to do with them and that was enough for him to roll up his figurative sleeves and get on with doing this thing.

Who: Naoto, Yu, Majima
What: Fighting Log Action
When: Midinght Channel after this talk.
Where: The Stadium
Warnings: Fighting

( I'll shoot you, I'll fight you )

Who: Captain Falcon. Also you.
What: Breakin' targets. Shootin' guns.
Where: The Stadium
When: All weekend, February 24th-26th
Warnings: General Falcon warnings apply.

( READ ON )

Who: The world's worst Chayzard, his teammates, and YOU.
Where: the middle of campus
When: The middle of the night, Feb. 23
What: Elegant and impressive arrivals in the form of bad doodles.
Warnings: Images under cut, profanity.

( Brace for badart )

TL;DR version: It is the middle of the night. Suddenly, a whole lot of whumping and rustling and roaring, and OH DANG there is a tree on fire in the middle of campus. What do.