Who: GLaDOS and Gordon Freeman
What: Lunch and other non-romantic activities.
Where: Downtown
When: Backdated to the 27 of December.
Warnings: Copious amounts of science.

Today was the big day...if you could call a free meal and hopefully nothing more a big day. After freeing a certain Physics teacher from the clutches of an evil mistletoe, said Physics teacher and the AI herself had planned a little lunch together as payment for his freedom. While GLaDOS couldn't give two shits about other people, she was willing to change that philosophy if it benefited her in some way. Sure, she hated this humanoid body with a passion, but it had its perks. For example; taste was certainly an interesting sensation in its own right. Usually it was a pleasant one. And besides, the body needed energy. So yeah, free food from an expensive restaurant sounded close enough to a fair trade.

Despite being fives minutes early, the computer teacher was standing around Final Destination square all bundled up. Being on time was very important, even for simple things like this. Sure, GLaDOS was annoyed at having to wait outside with all these smelly humans, but at least the weather was tolerable.

"He better show up soon. I'm getting tired of waiting." said GLaDOS, the master of patience. She had already waited a whooping...three minutes. God forbid she wait any more...

Who: Phoenix Wright, GLaDOS, and Vivian for the first part, OPEN for the second part
What: Phoenix gets beaten up :[ - then he's in the nurse's office or something for the next day
When: December Fourteenth through the fifteenth
Where: The stadium (with the safetys off), then the nurse's office! You can visit him there.
Warnings: Violence :[

( Phoenix keeps putting his foot in his mouth )

Who: YOU
What: KISSLETOES
When: December 14th - January 1st
Where: Everywhere
Warnings: Sloppy makeouts.

( Read more... )

Who: GLaDOS and Vivian
What: It is snowing and Vivian seriously need some shoes or something.
Where: THE DUNGEON
When: December 7

( I can't feel my fingers when pulling triggers, Mom. )

Who: Char and YOU. Yes, you. The one with the face.
What: Pokemon Studies class.
Where: A CLASSROOM.
When: December 5. I don't care if it doesn't make sense for a class to start in December. WE'RE A SCHOOL RUN BY GIANT TALKING HANDS.
Warnings: Char is Char and will probably be a potty mouth.

( Insert hot-for-teacher jokes here. )

What: BLIND DATES! Round 1.
Who: Anyone who was sent a note with the letter-number combination A#.
Where: Off-campus restaurant. AND BEYOND!
When: November 30th, eveningtimes.
Warnings: ???
ALSO, HEY, TAG YOUR CHARACTERS WHEN YOU REPLY TO THIS LOG. ♥

[The first group has been given directions to one of FDC's nicest sushi restaurants. The dining room is dimly lit, but comfortable. There's quiet music playing overhead. The menu is expensive- and mostly consists of sushi, but there are certainly other options- but don't worry about the price; someone else is covering all of this, right?

It might have been smart to dress nice- but not too nice- for your date. At least that's what Gold suggested!

There's a candle at every table. Beside each candle, there is a card. On each card, there is a different letter-number combination.

Find your table!

And feel free to leave at any time, with or without your date.]

Who: ERRYBODY
What: CURSES
Where: ALL OVER THE SCHOOL
When: Halloween night through November 7th.
Warnings: 2spooky.

( THEY DID THE MONSTER MASH )

Who: Everyone
What: DREAMS
When: A whole 24 hours spanning from September 14th-15th
Warnings: Creepy nightmares? Innuendo? I don't know, the usual.

( Dreaming is free )

Who: Edgeworth, GLaDOS, Dr. Eggman, Sig
What: Three jerks get locked in a room with nothing but board games to pass the time. This is going to end in tears and/or bruises.
Where: One of the teachers' lounges
When: Friday, September 7, around lunchtime
Warnings: See "Who," that is a warning in of itself.

( TRIPLE WORD SCORE MY FOOT THAT ISN'T EVEN A REAL WORD )

Welcome to Smash Academy's Chao Garden!

Who: Everyone!
Where: The Lake
When: Backdated to Sonic's flubbed network post on August 23
What: Looks like Smash has been keeping their lake pristine, because the cutest presence to grace Sonic's universe have taken a liking to it!

( You want to cuddle it... you want to raaiisseee iiitttt.... )

Who: GLaDOS and anyone who wants to take her down.
What: Students and staff taking on the big bad.
When: 19th
Where: Central AI Chamber
Warnings: FIGHT SCENES, YEAH!
Reference: Final battle sign ups!

It truly had come to this. Once again, despite her best efforts at keeping all the test subjects trapped in the chambers, some had, for reasons she could only guess, been able to escape. Naturally, the more "aggressive" of them would be coming for her. It was expected, really. They always did. However, it'd be a long while before they managed to get to her, and naturally GLaDOS couldn't help but wonder how they had escaped.

...

Well that was a lie. She actually knew just how they got out. Someone had to be working on the outside, hacking the panels and the cameras. It didn't take long for GLaDOS to figure out who did it, there were only two suspects after all: Rick and Wheatley. While Rick may be annoying, she doubted he'd actually betray her. That left one very stupid target, who conveniently had gone missing after the school went live. Once she got out of this mess, she'd kill him. No...no, she wouldn't kill him, she'd make him wish he could die. Yes, she liked that.

Right now, though, she had bigger things to deal with. After making an assessment of how many were coming for her, she forged a plan. She'd let those who wanted to fight her go right ahead, even if they hadn't escaped yet. In the meanwhile, before they came, she'd review what mistakes she and that little idiot made, and would correct them. Once that was all said and done, she'd kill her attackers, and break the spirits of those who had any hope of leaving. It was a risky plan, sure, but why handle multiple attackers one after the other when she could end them all at once?

Either way, it was too late to change her plan now. This was it, nothing left to do but prepare.

Who: GLaDOS and everyone.
What: Testing.
Where: Aperture Smash Academy
When: August 13th
Warnings: Homicidal AI, science, testing, and more science.
Reference: Partner ooc post.

You know, it's funny how things work in life. Chell had had returned to the school after feeling guilty, in order to warn everyone about the impending danger that would befall them. What she didn't know, however, was that once the warning goes out, all it does is enrage the AI. So before anyone would dare leave, all the exit doors in the school became boarded up with panels. Any windows that may have been at the school were closed off, preventing any other means of escape.

For an hour or so, nothing happens besides that. No announcement, no warning, nothing. That is, until panels on the floor open up underneath any unsuspecting victim. The panels will lead to tubing, sending them downwards. Down into a plain white room. Thankfully, for those of you who didn't put on your Long Fall Boots, there will be a cushion to land on. Other than that, the room itself is fairly empty. The only things of mention is a table containing the equipment from the beginning of the week (if you didn't take it), a door (that won't open unless you have all the equipment), and...another person: your partner. Meanwhile, a message from GLaDOS chimes in over the intercom:


"The lockdown of Smash Academy is now complete. For those of you who are curious as to what is going on, a manual testing initiative has been added to the school's curriculum, for students and staff alike. In order to advance, you will need to work with your partner to complete the test. Failure to do so will result in...dangerous consequences.

No one will be allowed out of their current chamber until they are equipped with a communicator, a pair of Long-Fall Boots, and a Dual Portal device. Once those objects are in hand, you may start testing.

That is all."

Good luck testing, Smash. You're going to need it.

Who: GLaDOS and everyone.
What: The school's been repaired and everyone's back.
Where: Aperture Smash Academy
When: July 31st.
Warnings: GLaDOS being nice, messing around with the portal guns and other Aperture Science devices, etc.
Reference: Planning post.

That flood had certainly been a learning experience for GLaDOS. She had learned that the Hands weren't as powerful as she thought. She had also learned that her "human" body wasn't as human as she predicted. She could still be damaged by massive amounts of water, causing a literal shock to her systems.

It was unpleasant.

Still, it was, on the grand scale of things, a minor annoyance. One that was rectified easily enough. After the damage to the school , it was obvious repairs needed to be made, which was when the AI's mind when into overdrive, forming a little scheme. She had offered to do the repairs to the school herself, as well as upgrade into into a far better learning facility than it had been before.

As she predicted, he accepted her offer. Once he had accepted, she informed him that the school would need to be emptied before she could start. A hotel was booked and off everyone went on their merry way. Meanwhile, GLaDOS put her plan into motion, having built several construction robots to set up the new school. They worked hard during the week, setting up every last detail of her blueprints (save for the few times they acted up) until finally Sunday came. By that time, the school was finished and GLaDOS had re-uploaded her mind into her new chassis. All she needed now was for the students and staff to return.

Thankfully, it's Monday and those buses are pulling up.

[ooc: Alright guys, so this is the return to the school log. As stated in the ooc post here, you don't have to be signed-up for the Aperture Academy event in order to post here! Everyone is welcome to mess around, use the portal guns and other Aperture Science stuff, or just return to your dorms and chill. Have fun!]

Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.

( A handy thread directory! )

Who: Weetabix. YOU.
What: TIME EATING
When: Who even knows.
Where: APERTURE WHEATLEY LABS
Warnings: Weird time shenanigans. Inappropriate noises.

( And everything will be just. Fine. )

Who:  GLaDOS and all of you.
What:  Ms. GLaDOS' first class (BE THERE OR ELSE)
When: Thursday 10:00 am.
Where:  Computer Lab.
Warnings It's GLaDOS, that's a warning enough.

Well, this was it. Today was the big day, GLaDOS' very first class. Despite how she had acted over the network, she was actually somewhat looking forward to this class, if only because she wanted to study the students as well as any passerby. Besides, who knows? Maybe this would be interesting, or at the very least, entertaining. However, while some part of her was a bit excited, most of her was dreading this. She had spoken with a few of the students over the network and the majority seemed beyond idiotic. She almost missed Wheatley.

Almost.

But regardless, she had written up a simple lesson plan that would just her through this class until next week without any trouble...hopefully. She'd have to confront the hands to see if she could get an "Intro to computers" class and then a normal computers class because teaching both the dumb and the smart (if there was any) would be hell. But that was in the future, right now she had bigger problems to worry about. A sigh came from the teacher as she checked her watch, 9:50 am. Might as well get outside and make sure the brats show up. So when you walk by said lab to go inside, you'll be seeing Ms. GLaDOS standing outside the door of her lab, arms folded. She'll occasionally check her watch to see when she can go in and send any late students to detention.

[ooc: Alright, this is her first class log, so I'll be splitting it up into sections. Feel free to threadjack each other, students. And teachers? Feel free to observe or whatever it is you do.

Also, for a reference the computer lab looks like this, but bigger.]