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[mansionstaff]

Who: YOU
What: KISSLETOES
When: December 14th - January 1st
Where: Everywhere
Warnings: Sloppy makeouts.

SUDDENLY, AND WITHOUT WARNING...



The entire school has become covered in mistletoe over night. It grows out of the walls! The ceilings! Everywhere you least expect it? HOW CAN THIS BE??

It's probably best not to think about it. Attempts to uproot the plants or burn them away only makes the plants grow back faster. For the time being, it seems the school is stuck with them.

[OOC INSTRUCTIONS:
+ Post dudes, get kisses!
+ Some (NOT ALL) plants are cursed. If you manage to step under a cursed plant, you are glued to the spot until you receive a kiss.
+ That's it.]

Comments

ANYTIME

[obfuskate]

[ WHAT IS THIS MISTLETOE AND WHY CAN'T HE MOVE FROM IT

WHY MUST HIS LIFE BE SO FULL OF WOE AND BULLSHIT

I'VE BECOOOOOOME SO NUUUUUMB ]

[gunplay]

[Ocelot happens by, his spurs jingling like jingle bells.]

[Oh it's that pointy thing he dreamed about.]

[What's with his face?]

EIKICHI MISHINA | ANYTIME

[deathboss]

[There wasn't that much Eikichi knew about silly Christmas festivities, and what he knew, he got from reading his manga.

But this...THIS! This he knew. And you can bet that he was under one, just waiting...not realizing he was probably stuck there anyway.]

[genderbentmario]

[Oh. Eikichi. Hey. Fancy running into you here. What a coincidence. Yep. How about that.]

Hey, don't look now... but I think somebody's standing under some mistletoe.

Lyra: ANYWHERE ANYTIME SHE'S ON THE PROWL

[genderbentmario]

[IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIIIIME OF THE YEAAARR. Lyra is going to be actively looking for people to smooch, so watch out. Don't worry: friendly cheek-smooches are just as welcome for her.]

[idealisms]

[ Oh, hi Lyra.

There's a manchild under this mistletoe with you, and he's eyeing you creepily with a nice big smile on his face.

what do? ]

ANYTIME

[idealisms]

[ N, however, is perfectly set for kisses. He even has a Joltik with him! This little guy will give you kisses, too, if you'd like them. Little spidery kisses. ]

[duodeca]

[He may be set for kisses, but this one is not. She was actively trying to avoid them, but her senses failed her as she walked casually underneath one where N happened to be.]

Ohh... [She doesn't sound too pleased. It's nothing against you N, she promises.]

Sasha Charizard | Anywhere, Anytime

[throughthefireandflames]

[OMG she remembers these...maybe if she catches a nice-looking guy she can just...run under one...]

[idealisms]

[ AHHHahhhh ]

Charizard! Hello! [ KISS PLS Y/Y/N/PURRLOIN? ]

Nabooru - Anywhere / Anytime

[thedesertrose]

[Wow.

The plants are back. At least they look pretty.

Now it's time to get some smooch on.]

Outside on the 14th late at night.

[reign_of_power]

[Well Nabooru, did you still go out in this chilly weather? There was a strange fight a few feet away from the school. A man, dressed from head to toe in black chain mail. The tell-tale of Gerudo symbols all on him from the cape to the bright orange hair.

He was taking notes, and seemed preoccupied. When one of the mistletoes came too close, he would casually raise his hand and set it on fire.]

Snake - Anywhere / Anytime

[loveisbloominginmypants]

[Oh, fuck no.

If you see a creeping box along the corridors...

You get it.]

[obfuskate]

[ A creeping box.

Yep, that's not suspicious at all.

Except, no, he's kicking it from behind. ]

captain falcon is everywhere all the time

[raced_god]

The plants were back.

The plants were back.

And just like last year, the plants were refusing to succumb to well-aimed laser bolts! This was a disaster. Obviously Falcon would have to find another way to wreak death and destruction upon these awful decorations, or at least the ones that had grown over his office door.

It was going to involve fire.

[lovely_wind]

You can't get rid of all of them, Falcon. Nor can you escape SMOOCHFEST 2012

Voile - Anywhere / Anytime

[reservedempath]

[Mistletoe is the best part of the holiday. It's sort of cute to see everyone get a little affectionate.

Voile is more like one who won't mind getting people unstuck. Call it that nurturing aspect of her. If you need a hero, then evidently Voile's your girl.

Otherwise, maybe she's just a helpless victim.]

[idealisms]

Voile!

[ HI VOILE HEY. Time to be a victim. A creepy manchild's victim. Uh oh. ]

I see you've found the mistletoe.

GLaDOS - ANYWHERE/ANYTIME

[did_well_enough]

[Hey, guess who has absolutely NO idea about these things?

If you guessed "this bitch" you'd be right!]

[obfuskate]

[ NOPE ]

Caim - Anywhere / Anytime

[loverofinnocence]

To him, mistletoe was not some grand adventure. Caim had not forgotten the previous year and while at least one good thing had happened, a few not good things had nullified the 'good.'

He was stepping cautiously with his chin tipped up, and eying the ceilings, the guardrails, and everything else he passed to make sure he didn't get caught in any.

And in the event that he did wind up stuck, he assumed he could get Furiae to simply bring him some food until the mistletoe died and withered away - setting him free. But chances were he really wasn't going to be that lucky.

[genderbentmario]

Pretty sneaky, Caim. It went without saying that an alert individual like him was gonna do a pretty god job of evading the dastardly clutches of the mistletoe. Yep, probably gonna avoid having to smooch any teenage girls full of wide-eyed admiration for him.

Oh, but wait, what was this? Lyra, underneath some mistletoe of her own, and looking very relieved to have spotted a knight in shining armor. "Oh, hey! Thank goodness! Um, listen... can you help me out? I'm stuck here!"

Surely even the most cold-hearted of princess couldn't resist helping out a maiden in need, right? Surely this was not just Lyra hanging out under mistletoe of her own accord in hopes Caim would wander by, right???

Ondrea -ANYWHERE/ANYTIME

[lives_strong]

[Ondrea had absolutely no idea what these plants were, what they meant, or why they were here. All she knew was that they were everywhere and it was annoying. Still, she did her best to pay them no mind, walking through the hallways as she usually did, undeterred...until she realized her body was no longer moving.]

What the...?

[She raised and eyebrow and looked all around her location, finding no cause of her sudden paralysis. That is...until she looked up. Could it be this...plant? No, that was stupid...TOO stupid...

...yeah, that must be the cause. Taking a sharp breathe, she shot flames from her mouth and the plant and...didn't even phase it.]

...has...my training failed me?

[Someone help her.]

[burningheart]

[Luckily for Ondrea, there was a brave and noble saviour just around the corner--... oh, wait, never mind. It's just Kieran. He stopped, a cheery little smile on his face, and observed Ondrea staring up at the mistletoe for a bit. Whatcha doin', grrrl??]

Oh, you've noticed the plants!

Noel | ANYTIME, ANYWHERE

[duodeca]

[Oh no, Noel was hoping to skip out on this part of the tradition. But why are they EVERYWHERE? THIS IS NOT NORMAL.]

[Maybe if she walks really really fast she won't get caught under one with someone.]

[Don't get her wrong this is still a great time of year but PLEASE DON'T MAKE HER KISS ANYONE.]

[obfuskate]

[ Well, guess who's stuck under a magic mistletoe, Noel?

Guess who's ALSO stuck under that very same mistletoe? ]

...

[ Guess who's glaring daggers at you, Noel?! :) ]

Celestia Ludenberg -ANYWHERE/ANYTIME

[trumped_card]

[Mistletoe? Oh how romantic...

...providing she actually walks under one of them with a cute boy. Otherwise, this little tradition can go burn in the deepest pits of hell for all she cares. But, oh well. It's not like she HAS to kiss whoever is underneath it, right?

...

Right?]

[lovely_wind]

[WELCOME TO SMASH ACADEMY, DAHLING.

SMOOCH~~~]

Kieran - EVERYTIME EVERPLACE

[burningheart]

[This isn't a tradition that Kieran is the least bit familiar with -- the first people to find him are probably gonna hafta explain that kissing is a thing that is supposed to happen. Once he gets the idea, though, he's gonna be all over it. This deer here loves affection.]

[idealisms]

Kieran!

[ Here comes his deer- err, dear friend, N Harmonia. Oh boy! ] I see you've found the mistletoe. Do you mind if I kiss you?

[ Woah, that's random. ]

Char - NOTIME NOPLACE

[rivalkidneypunch]

[nope

nu-uh

not happenin'

don't even]

[idealisms]

[ BUT

BUT

BUT ]

Byrne | Anytime, Anywhere

[dothelokomotion]

[Byrne wasn't horribly adverse to kissing, but being forced to under all that mistletoe, particularly if he was stuck with someone he hated, was not a particular thing he wanted to do.

So he'll be wandering through the halls, attempting to avoid the mistletoe.]

[lovely_wind]

[There is no avoiding SMOOCHFEST 2012]

Phoenix | The 16th and on, Anywhere

[thewrightidea]

[Why was mistletoe so awkward....

Phoenix isn't actively attempting to avoid it, but he won't be happy if he gets stuck under a cursed one.]

[lovely_wind]

[Even if he doesn't get stuck

he still gets a SMOOCH~]

Chell | Anywhere, Anytime

[testsubject1]

[Chell had no plans to kiss anyone. While the mistletoe all over the hallway doesn't actually register at first, she knows something is wrong.

So she is very, very cautious.]

[lovely_wind]

[You can run, Chell, but you can't hide from the SMOOCH]

Soryk - Anywhere / Anytime

[tealribbons]

[He'd seen the plants before. They weren't completely foreign to him, but mistletoe was something Soryk thought of as a human tradition. Not to say the elves didn't partake, but he doubted they really needed a reason to participate in public displays of affection.

The whole holiday itself was something that he didn't really want to partake in. It was too cheerful and involved a plethora of moments where someone's personal space was invaded.

No... If Soryk had his way, he was going to spend most of his time hiding in his classroom.]

[lovely_wind]

[THE DOOR OPENS.

HEEEEERE'S FLURRIE]

Gordon | Anytime

[trustycrowbar]

[He really thought the whole "cursed mistletoe" thing was just a joke! An exaggeration maybe! He knew with 100% conviction that there was no way a PLANT could create a tough molecular bond with the floor below it like that!]

[AND HE WAS WRONG.]

[Thanks to that healthy dose of skepticism, the new physics teacher is currently very stuck to the floor in a hallway, and using the time to determinedly pour over the book he'd just retrieved from the library on just that subject, to see what the hell he can DO about it. He didn't get the memo on the whole kissing thing, you see...]

[star_punched]

[Or the shoulder punches dudes give each other?]

Heeeeey, Mr. Freeman!

Kazooie D'Breegull

[iwannacheat]

[What does Kazooie know about kissing, she's a fucking bird... well, not at the moment, no, but you know. You will find her in the hallways of the stadium.]

[lovely_wind]

[AND SHE IS FOUND.

SMOOCH~!]

ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANYPLACE

[revivepartner]

[There's only one thing to say here:

'FML']

YOU KNEW THIS WAS INEVITABLE

[genderbentmario]

[Oh? What's that? A chance to be an affectionate and loving friend?? Surely this can only improve Silver's holiday experience!

So, almost like on cue, the second he strays under some mistletoe... OH, HEY. LOOK WHO'S HERE. Calling out a dirge of doom and foreboding a singsong little tune:]

Oh, Silverrr...

KISS A BOXER EVERYWHERE

[star_punched]

[He's been through it. LAY IT ON.

Girls he doesn't know/fuck it, even ones he knows get red blushes from him.]

[lovely_wind]

[LET'S DO THIS.

SMOOCH~]

KISS A PAINTER EVERYONE

[the_blue_rose]

[Holy shit, these guys do mistletoes here. They are everywhere oh my god. He's so ready. How cute fuccen.]

[lovely_wind]

[Oh my god it's like a smooching purple hurricane in here]