Who: Navarre and you
What: Navarre is being grouchy after kicking lollipop like usual and needs to be bothered.
Where: Cafeteria
When: Tuesday afternoon
Warnings: none yet

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Who: GLaDOS and everyone.
What: The school's been repaired and everyone's back.
Where: Aperture Smash Academy
When: July 31st.
Warnings: GLaDOS being nice, messing around with the portal guns and other Aperture Science devices, etc.
Reference: Planning post.

That flood had certainly been a learning experience for GLaDOS. She had learned that the Hands weren't as powerful as she thought. She had also learned that her "human" body wasn't as human as she predicted. She could still be damaged by massive amounts of water, causing a literal shock to her systems.

It was unpleasant.

Still, it was, on the grand scale of things, a minor annoyance. One that was rectified easily enough. After the damage to the school , it was obvious repairs needed to be made, which was when the AI's mind when into overdrive, forming a little scheme. She had offered to do the repairs to the school herself, as well as upgrade into into a far better learning facility than it had been before.

As she predicted, he accepted her offer. Once he had accepted, she informed him that the school would need to be emptied before she could start. A hotel was booked and off everyone went on their merry way. Meanwhile, GLaDOS put her plan into motion, having built several construction robots to set up the new school. They worked hard during the week, setting up every last detail of her blueprints (save for the few times they acted up) until finally Sunday came. By that time, the school was finished and GLaDOS had re-uploaded her mind into her new chassis. All she needed now was for the students and staff to return.

Thankfully, it's Monday and those buses are pulling up.

[ooc: Alright guys, so this is the return to the school log. As stated in the ooc post here, you don't have to be signed-up for the Aperture Academy event in order to post here! Everyone is welcome to mess around, use the portal guns and other Aperture Science stuff, or just return to your dorms and chill. Have fun!]

Who: Cyrus and whoever else
What: Time Eater
Where: Reliving the time from the creation of the Red Chain to his defeat on Mt Coronet
When: Two and a half years ago


( I no longer have any need for them. I am finished with them. )

Who: Everyone
What: 17th of March at Bob's Cafe
Where: Bob's Cafe
When: Backdated to Tuesday, March 17th
Warnings: D for Drinking Dudes

Ahh March 17thh! The perfect day to have a festival of getting wasted and one celebrating Irish sausages and beer, right? Bob is looking for an excuse to get wasted going to get wasted!

The destination? The quaint little place that just happened to be owned by Arceus. Sausages floated in the air everywhere instead of the usual lights. Be careful not to bump your head and don't open your mouth to wide hahahaa--- It's the sausages! The thousands of them! Sausages as far as the eye can see, of all sizes, shapes and varieties from sour to spicy to bacon-filled. Cabbages, sauerkraut and sauces! Knödel (potato or bread dumplings), Kasspatzn (cheese noodles), Reiberdatschi (potato pancakes what do you mean I stole these from wikipedia) exploding from all sides of the kitchen. Oh and Bretzels they're made with real Brets bigger than your fist or even your HEAD! And the Beer. There is beer. EVERYWHERE. BEER. For those who are under the age of 19, we have non-alcohol beverages available (okay okay, it's juice). Grape, Pear, Strawberry, Cherry, you can drink them and pretend you're having an awesome time as the adults and some even almost taste like wine and beer! But really, don't you wish you were 19 like the rest? Hahahaha too bad.

Your waiters are dressed appropriately. But due to the nature of the game, sometime they come out to serve you dressed like this.

MAGICAL THINGS ARE AFOOT. For you see, the minute you enter the building, a fog envelopes you and suddenly! Poof! You're in a GREEN COLORED costume! What is it? It's MAGIC! Handy right? Forget having to spend hours for that perfect hairdo, at least tonight you'll be a perfect hairdo or some green on you, without regards to budget. It is merely what your imagination. Besides, even someone like Bob is mischievous this time of the year, especially when she's drunk.

Bob herself is dressed up appropriately. Well, you think? She seems to change costumes every time she talks to someone else or she moves behind a well concealed pole or door. How does she do that? A rather simple costume, it almost fits in the fact they are in a kitchen. What's odd is there are red peppers floating all around him..

Come on in! Be merry! Enjoy your green do!! Get Drunk! Eat Sausages! Celebrate! Have beer-filled desserts!

[OOC - Feel free to start out threads with your dudes doing things if you'd like. Mingle with each other, sometimes there will be special threads like giant sausage invasions, or shamrocks dancing. Take a seat, let the waiters come to you, Imagine your dudes in the most terrible of green outfits!]