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smash_logs2012-02-23 06:45 pm
rivalkidneypunch) wrote in smash_logs2012-02-23 06:45 pm
Behold, the noble and mighty dragon
Who: The world's worst Chayzard, his teammates, and YOU.
Where: the middle of campus
When: The middle of the night, Feb. 23
What: Elegant and impressive arrivals in the form of bad doodles.
Warnings: Images under cut, profanity.
"Listen, friend. I'm glad your wings are working again and all, but Final Destination City's a long flight from Sinnoh. You sure you don't wanna spend some time building your strength back up first? You try it at this pace, you'll probably wear yourself out and crash."
"C'mon, this is me we're talkin' about. No way that's gonna happen."
Hang in there, Char, you're almost there! You can totally make it, unless--
DEAR GOD
WING CRAMP
HE'S GOING DOWWWN
Oh, wait, it's cool, that tree broke his fall.
Char, are you... are you stuck
Seriously
Is this honestly happening
Wait no stop squirming, just... no, listen, you gotta tilt your wing and... wait, no, not like that.
dude... you got to FLIP it, TURN-WAYS
Oh, okay. I guess that works too.
See? Freedom! Now all your problems are solved.
...Oh yeah. Except for that tree being on fire. Whoops.
Nice job on the quiet entry there, pal.
TL;DR version: It is the middle of the night. Suddenly, a whole lot of whumping and rustling and roaring, and OH DANG there is a tree on fire in the middle of campus. What do.
Where: the middle of campus
When: The middle of the night, Feb. 23
What: Elegant and impressive arrivals in the form of bad doodles.
Warnings: Images under cut, profanity.
"Listen, friend. I'm glad your wings are working again and all, but Final Destination City's a long flight from Sinnoh. You sure you don't wanna spend some time building your strength back up first? You try it at this pace, you'll probably wear yourself out and crash."
"C'mon, this is me we're talkin' about. No way that's gonna happen."
Hang in there, Char, you're almost there! You can totally make it, unless--
DEAR GOD
WING CRAMP
HE'S GOING DOWWWN
Oh, wait, it's cool, that tree broke his fall.
Char, are you... are you stuck
Seriously
Is this honestly happening
Wait no stop squirming, just... no, listen, you gotta tilt your wing and... wait, no, not like that.
dude... you got to FLIP it, TURN-WAYS
Oh, okay. I guess that works too.
See? Freedom! Now all your problems are solved.
...Oh yeah. Except for that tree being on fire. Whoops.
Nice job on the quiet entry there, pal.
TL;DR version: It is the middle of the night. Suddenly, a whole lot of whumping and rustling and roaring, and OH DANG there is a tree on fire in the middle of campus. What do.