Who: "Seth" and Voile and YOU
What: HOST CLUB
Where: AE13, on the bottom floor of the student dorms.
When: future-dated a bit to Thursday, 5/16
Warnings: Sexy Nurses and Contests
Warnings redux: dude tag yourself in

( A Jigglypuff sings in the distance... )


It's Thursday; Graduation/Prom is still a few weeks off but finals are swiftly approaching the students of Smash Academy. Seth has been a busy bee, if not with unscrupulous activities preparing for said finals, then he has been dutifully making Host Club beautiful. More accurately, him and Voile have worked especially hard on this one to help raise money for those suffering from the drug riots and related violence.

Much like any other Host Club session, AE13 has been transformed into something bright, cheery, and very spring-like. Spring has definitely sprung all over the tables and flowery decor here. Food seems to especially be in surplus this session, with tables lining the borders of the room in a sort of buffet style. It's not just cookies, pastries, fruits, or snacks, but there is an entire table dedicated to those with a sweet tooth. (Most are actually not drugged but if you want to have shenanigans, then by all means go for it.) There are still some items exclusive to a menu that necessitate the need for a host/server. Alternatively, you could tell your host to go get stuff at the buffet for you, that is just as practical.

There's surely something here for everyone... and if not, he'll make it happen. As in, he'll make the servers make it happen.


To get this Host Club kicked off, Seth stands, in all his grandiose attire, and clinks a glass with his fork. "If I could have everyone's attention for a moment, please?" Once he has it, he clears his throat.

"First of all, I'd like to welcome you all to this Host Club. Voile and I worked especially hard on it, so thank you for coming. You should know you're not only supporting our efforts but all generous donations and proceedings will go directly to victims afflicted by these recent strings of cruel violence."

"Did you know it was National Nurse's Week last week? I thought it would only be appropriate then to have this Host Club's theme be that of healing--Healing and appreciation for those who work hard to help others, who don't get enough appreciation for their efforts."

"Like poor Rhys! I swear he'd work himself ragged if he gave himself the chance. He needs our love and support, and, if I may direct your attention to our beautiful, charming hostess Voile," Seth waves his hand in the air and points at her, where a well-choreographed spotlight follows up onto the mini-stage erected in the room. "--really, everyone look, she is absolutely stunning in that dress, give her a big round of applause--She will tell you exactly how you can offer a healing hand."

HOST CLUB:
▷ If you want your character to BE SERVED, just sit them down at any table and start making orders.
▷ If you want your character to SERVE, as in you want to put your character in an embarrassing outfit and serve the people sitting at the tables, go right ahead. There are no OOC sign-ups. This session's Host Club's outfit theme is SEXY NURSE. Take your pick of outfit from conservative and modern to increasingly provocative. If you're a server and can't think of any willing/legit reasons why on earth they would be here in a sexy nurse outfit you can assume Seth more or less forced/tricked/convinced/blackmailed your poor unfortunate character into the act.
▷ ONCE YOU PICK server OR served, your character must to stick with it until this Host Club meeting is done, that is the only rule. No escaping, no sneaking out. Seth will CATCH YOU and make you CLEAN DISHES with a TOOTHBRUSH.

HOST CLUB CONTEST:
▶ If you remember how last year's Student/Faculty Auctions went and how the Pokemon Contests work, this may feel familiar. Your character needs to pay a measly $5 entry fee (which will be a charitable donation to help those involved in drug riot incidents) and then they can enter in any of the contest categories; Coolness, Beauty, Cuteness, Intelligence, and Strength. PERFORM your act of [insert category here] and impress everyone! Get creative, use your Smashing Skills and wow the crowd. If you damage the stage or make a mess, Connor and Flint will probably not be happy with you.
▶ As an audience member, you cast your vote by typing a +1 into your subject title (not unlike the auctions with the dollar amounts). That's it! You can vote as many times as you like, just not for multiple times for the same person in the same category (so no +2's or +3's or +9000's). You can, however, vote for the same person once in each category if they are competing in more than one. You can cast a vote for more than one person per category.
▶ Votes will be tallied up OOCly Thursday or Friday, and we will start a new thread to announce the winner.

Who: "Seth" and YOU
What: HOST CLUB and maybe allusions to future plots.
Where: AE13, on the bottom floor of the student dorms.
When: backdated a bit to Thursday evening
Warnings: Glasses and Maids and Bowties

( ...this way comes. A Prelude. )


It's Thursday; finals are swiftly approaching the students of Smash Academy, and subsequently Graduation is not very far away either. Seth has carried on his business as usual. He's technically able to graduate as a senior, and perhaps he should, but another year can't hurt. He's not really here to learn anyway, now is he?

No! He's here to pretty up the otherwise dull and dreary room of AE13! Much like any other Host Club session, this room has been transformed into something much more lavish and... summer-y. Pre-summer. Something between spring and summer. ...Okay so maybe he's being a little vague with this week's theme. That's alright. Tables have their decorative centerpieces, and the general aura somehow feels quite relaxing in here. Menus are also on the tables, listing mostly coffees, teas, (a few wines and other alcoholic beverages for the adults) cakes, cookies, pastries and other snacks that are moderately priced. Oh, but don't forget to tip your server. There's a door in the back assumed to lead a sort of kitchen but it's covered up well in decorations. Who is back there cooking? We don't know, but whoever it is makes some delightful delectables. There are no big meals here but there's surely something for everyone... and if not, he'll make it happen.

As in, he'll make the servers make it happen.



[[You know the deal; no OOC sign-ups. If you want to have your character to BE SERVED just plunk them down at any table and start making orders. If you want to embarrass your character and put them in a uniform TO SERVE the people sitting at the tables then please go right ahead. This week's Host Club's outfit theme is MEGANEKKO MAID. Yes, you know... adorable glasses and adorable maid outfits. We're very anime in host club okay. Outfit customization optional. Bowties optional. If you're a server and can't think of any legit reasons why on earth they would be here in a maid outfit you can assume Seth more or less forced/tricked/convinced/blackmailed your poor unfortunate dude into the act. If you'd like to play any of that coheresing/blackmailing out, feel free to hit up Seth's thread.

ONCE YOU PICK server OR served, your dude must to stick with it until this Host Club meeting is done, that is the only rule. No escaping, no sneaking out. Seth will CATCH YOU and make you CLEAN DISHES with a TOOTHBRUSH.

Also this log I hope to start introducing DRUGS so go hit up Seth for CR if you're interested in that.]]

Who: "Seth" and YOU
What: HOST CLUB
Where: AE13, on the bottom floor of the student dorms.
When: Thursday evening
Warnings: Maid Outfits

After the deluge of rainfall that occurred over the weekend, things are finally drying out. Clouds still linger in the sky, but autumn has really made its presence known around the school. Trees are changing colors, leaves are falling (leafing leaving a big opportunity for leaf piles to jump in), and the air is starting to cool and crisp. Nevermind Halloween and the upcoming Masquerade Ball is right around the corner; flyers and decorations around everywhere are very hard to miss. Orange and Black streamers cling to hallway ceilings in various places, fake-cobwebs line the tops of doorways complete with fake (and not so fake) spiders make themselves at home, pumpkin and harvest themed themed lunches are being served in the cafeteria this week, and some teachers even hang little ghosts or bats or skeletons outside their classroom doors. Maybe if you're lucky some are handing out extra-curricular candy for doing well...

Maybe some faculty and students are not quite as into the spirit of things, but there is one room down on AE13 that certainly is. Someone's been hard at work decorating this room with several tables, adorned with small pumpkin candles and glass bowls of candy (many, filled with a suspiciously new-brand-name chocolate, or "Chococat"). Menus are also on the tables, listing mostly coffees, teas, (a few wines and other alcoholic beverages for the adults) cakes, cookies, pastries and other snacks that are moderately priced. Oh, but don't forget to tip your server. There's a door in the back assumed to lead a sort of kitchen but it's covered up well in decorations. Who is back there cooking? We don't know, but whoever it is makes some deviously delightful delectables. There are no big meals here but there's surely something for everyone... and if not, he'll make it happen.

As in, he'll make the servers make it happen.

Host Club.

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