Who: YOU
What: IT WAS A POOL PARTY FOR THE COOL KIDS AT MY SCHOOL
When: ALL DAY SATURDAY, AUGUST 10th
Where: THE POOL
Warnings: HOLY GUACAMOLE, WE'VE GOT CHIPS

( COOL POOL PARTY LA LA LA LA )

Who: Ivan (ivantheterrible) and anybody who volunteered in this post (late arrivals accepted)
What: Ivan is gonna draw people in their birthday suits
Where: TD-27 (his room)
When: Anywhere between July 27th and August 2nd
Warnings: There's naked men and Ivan is a voyeur. NEED I REALLY SAY ANYMORE?? This is going to be full of awkward.

( This ought to be an interesting week. )

Who: Major Raikov and his pupils
What: Gym class, learn some gym
Where: Sports facility
When: Morning of Friday, March 1st
Warnings: He's gonna be a bit verbally abusive and maybe throw some dodgeballs at your butt. Also he's got a lollipop.

Gym class with Ivan had likely gained a suitably ominous reputation by now. Ivan played favourites, and his least favourites got lengthy verbal abuse thinly veiled as "coaching", or dodgeballs thrown at their heads and groins. Recently things had gotten much worse, as the young Russian teacher gnawed on a green lollipop every class now for weeks. He always seemed a little out of it, tired and not quite up to his usual enthusiasm for abuse.

But alas, class must go on. Right now he was standing at the front of the gym, one arm folded behind his back as he surveyed his students.

"Drop and give me fifty, you Maggots," his voice wasn't quite as harsh as usual, likely due to the yawn he expelled right afterward. Once his students began to work--or not--he started walking through their rows, or even stepping over them as he watched.

Did you obey?

((ooc: 'kay so basically he'll be picking out individual students to berate or compliment or "assist". they may have to do other things, they may get off with an A for doing nothing. it depends on how much he likes you~ or hates you, for that matter.

feel free to briefly describe how your character's performance has been thus-far in your first tag, so I can build Ivan's opinion of them off that!))

Who: EVERYONE
What: CUPIDBOTS
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: VALENTIMES DAY
Warnings: None yet, but will be updated if that changes

( Love is in the air... )

Who: YOU.
What: ARE IN THE LIBRARY.
When: A log for the month of January.
Warnings: SHHHHHHHHH IT'S A LIBRARY.

( More words are here than there need to be. )

[Hello this is an OPEN LOG. It is here for whatever business you might have in the library in the month of January. You may leave open threads, or have closed threads that you have plans for. It is all good here~

- Please mark your threads OPEN or CLOSED. If OPEN, one or both library employees might drop in. If you'd like someone specific, just leave a note! If CLOSED, you may still request a library person should you need one. Just let us know!

- Prose and action threads are both readily accepted and encouraged ♥]

Who: Voile and You (This is completely open invite, no RSVPs needed.)
When: 12/31 ~ 01/01 (We partyin' all night, baby.)
Where: The school cafeteria has had a temporary make over.
What: WE'RE COMMEMORATING THE NEW YEAR IN STYLE. PUT ON YOUR CELEBRATORY MASKS, GRAB SOME POPPERS AND OTHER DOOHICKEYS, AND DON YOUR DANCING SHOES. WE'RE GONNA HEAT THINGS UP.
Warnings: Probably some brawling, loud noises, keep your makeouts to the corners. Now with less HTML fail.


( Everybody's waiting for you! Are you ready? )


[OoC Rules:
THE FIRST RULE ABOUT NEW YEARS POTLUCK IS NO TALKING ABOUT NEW YEARS POTLUCK.

Tag yourself in. There's no formula to follow. Action or prose, make your own character thread, reply to other character threads. Treat this the way we treat most open logs of this nature.

That Music Requests thread is basically the IC equivalent of your character requesting a song for our Temporary Nice DJ to play. OoCly, it's just a cool way of sharing with us what kind of music you like.

Backdating is completely okay. Some of us are out with family for the holidays. This will be here when you get back, so no rush!

If you have questions or concerns, you may certainly contact me.]

Who: Raikov and faculty (plus any students who want to sneak in)
What: Ivan's settling in and he raids the faculty fridge and gets confused by technology
Where: Teacher's lounge
When: 12/27, afternoon
Warnings: prepare for snark. certain canonmates prepare for more.

( Read more... )

Who: Ocelot, his unit, and anyone!
What: Someone just meowed really loudly. Investigate?
Where: Second floor hallway of the teacher dorms.
When: Feb. 24, evening
Warnings:

( The meow heard 'round the campus. )

Who: In Soviet Russia, log posts to YOU. Because Volgin is chilling in here.
What: Drunken wandering
Where: Dormitory rooftop
When: The weekends of the 4th and 5th, and 11th and 12th
Warnings: Cursing and liquor, mostly. Someone is anxious. And possibly looking for relationship advice.

( Everything is science fiction, and I ought to know. )

Who: Apple Kid, Volgin, Spectators
What: A sparring match
Where: The Stadium
When: Futuredated to Thurs. Feb. 2nd
Warnings: As this thread involves Volgin, it will involve violence and swearing and rubber suits. The addition of Apple Kid invokes none of these.

( FIVE FEET NOTHING OF LARD AND JAM VS. SEVEN FEET OF LIGHTNING AND SASS )

Who: RAIDEN AND MAC AND MAX AND RAIKOV AND MAYBE SOME OTHER DUDES
What: SAVING FATTY FROM A TERRIBLE LIFE OF NEGLECT AND LONELINESS
Where: KANTO
When: LET'S SAY THE WEEKEND OF THE 14TH but I am very flexible.
Warnings I'm not taking this intro very seriously at all.

Once upon a time Raiden had a squirtle named Gamera. They were the bro est of bros but Raiden didn't know how to feed him proper amounts and kind of just let Gamera eat whatever the hell he wanted. So he got fat.

He was too fat.

Professor Oak noticed one day and was like "Dude man, your squirtle is too fat I have to like, confiscate him."

And Raiden cried like a little bitch while Gamera went off to the fatty farm.

SOME TIME LATER, RAIDEN DECIDED TO STOP BEING A BIG BABY, AND GET HIS SQUIRTLE BACK. He would travel across the land, far and wide.

This is the story...

Who: YOU. EVERYONE. SMASH ACADEMY & FRIENDS.
What: Making out I mean MISTLETOE.
When: December 19th to January 1st.
Where: Everywhere.
Rating: The letter appropriate for Kissing & Violence against Plants & Swearing.

After Celebi's inquiries about tiny, berried plants, she came to a few conclusions. Either people really liked them or people were pretty indifferent to them! Or they were grumpy. There seemed to be a lot of grumpies. Clearly the solution to that was to bring the mistletoe on to campus and let it flourish! EVERYWHERE.

IT WAS EVERYWHERE.

In the halls. In doorways. Over your locker. Over your rival's locker. Dangling over your head exactly when you least expected it. If you did not want to encounter it you were probably encountering it.

And they were persistent! They were under the grass pixie's watchful eye this year. Did it just move when you tried to shoot it? Was the shot reflected back at you?? WHAT.

To make matters worse, if you happened to find yourself under certain sprigs of the holiday plant, you were stuck there. STUCK FOR ETERNITY, or at least until you got a smooch. How perfectly, wonderfully devious. There was a certain witch to thank for that.

HOW FESTIVE.

[[Have at it!! Post your dudes, go get smooches.

+ Celebi won't like you trying to destroy the plants. She will move them a couple of frustrating inches.
+ Some (not all!) plants are CURSED via Ashley. No moving until smooching. You better hope for a smooch.
+ Don't forget to add your characters' tag via the edit tag button!

Go get festive, Smash Academy BD]]

Who: Marie, Volgin, YOU!
What: Visiting some jerks.
Where: PokeCenter OR Hospital (depending on who you're visiting).
When: Wednesday (the 7th) afternoon and BEYOND. Marie'll be out the 16th. Volgin will be leaving on the 9th.
Warnings: Possibly some potty language.

( A Marie )

( A Volgin )

[OOC: Just add a little note on who/when you're visiting in the subject line!]

Who: Mac and YOU
What: Mac is very, very much in bad shape in the hospital. Are you there to see him?
Where: Some hospital room in Intensive Care...which will move to a better hospital room eventually.
When: November 30 - December 10th
Warnings: Bawwwwwww

( Medical Jargon makes a Sad Mac )

[Put a date when your character was there (if they were someone who visited everyday, obviously note that on one thread but don't do 10 threads obviously, that would be kinda crazy lmao). Also, as the days go by, Mac's condition does get better (I'd say...starting around the 5th). Just noting that in case your dude wanted to pry info out of a defeated Mac on the murderer.]

Who: majorcrotchgrab and musthatefrogs
What: A little cheering up is in order.
Where: The magical world of TD-25
When: November 30th, evening.
Warnings: Pending! We never know with these two.

( That's just the way it is, some things will never change. That's just the way it is. )

Who: Halloweenies (that's you).
What: A fabulous masquerade ball.
When: Monday, October 31st (that's Halloween). The deep, dark hours of the night (that's like eight PM onward).
Where: The Stadium.
Warnings: ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ON HALLOWEEN

( It was a dark and stormy night… )

Who: Frankie and classies.
What: Photography 101
When: Friday morning
Warnings: Uh... Yeah.

( How to take Horror Shots. )

Who: Giovanni and you
What: Whatever
Where: Gio and Raikov's apartment
When: Wednesday and Thursday
Warnings: Angst? Cursing? Anything could happen.

Following his discharge from the hospital, Gio had quickly walled himself up in his apartment, suffering not only from his broken arm and nidoking impaling the other one when he had fell, but from a severely bruised ego. Saved by the enemy. What a humiliation...

He had a trip planned now, to get away from the school with Ivan for a few days, just to relax and initiate the healing quicker, but for now he was going to read on the couch before he needed to pack. Prime for bothering. By anyone.