Who: Everyone
What: Revenge of the Return of the Cupid Bots!
Where: Everywhere
When: February 14th
Warnings: H for Heartbreak

Every year this happened like clockwork. Those horrific little robot cherubs armed with hormone altering arrows were starting to appear on campus, carrying with them their 24 hour curse. Senior students and faculty knew these things all too well, and knew well enough to stay away from them. Newer students may have been warned about them. But would everyone be able to avoid these horrid little pranksters?

Anyone struck by their arrow would find themselves irresistibly attracted to the first person they saw. The effect was temporary, thankfully, lasting only 24 hours. But still, a lot can happen in 24 hours...

(Feel free to start your own threads for happenings! To random sign-ups: The crusher should probably start their threads, and the crushees should join them, but you're free to do it the other way. Have fun!)

Who: Samus and YOUUUU
What: holy balls Armed Weaponry class
Where: Room 214 / Stadium in Shoot The Targets mode
When: Tuesday, February 11th
Warnings: S for Samus

[MUCH LIKE ANY OF HER OTHER CLASSES, Samus has totally been teaching hers in spirit the whole time and not just once a year as my abysmal log posting activity shows. If that. That said, welcome to Armed Weaponry... or at least the note on room 214 is telling you that:

Students of Armed Weaponry class please meet in the stadium today.

PS- tardiness due to previously unforeseen weather events including and not limited to leftover edible snow will not be excused.

Student uprisings and Fighting For Your Rights may be slightly more forgivable depending on when that happens. BUT! For intents and purposes... yeah man, that snow has got to be all kinds of gross and brown by now. No amount of adorable seasonal garland-y pink-hearted Valentine's Day decor strung from the ceilings will cover that up (sorry Zelda). So Armed Weaponry will be reconvening to the large stadium with the dome roof tightly sealed. No sticky situations will be had here in their fighting fortress. Today's fight will be against these suckers placed strategically throughout a large floating arrangement of slippery icy blocks.]

Today we'll be running through Target Smash obstacle course four. Take note of the icy surface and the hazards it can present.

Ice and cold are not exactly my favorite things in the world, but... [TIME TO DEMONSTRATE! Bundled up in little more than jeans and a flexible blue jacket, Samus leaps up to the rightmost lower section of pillared platforms and uses her momentum to slide down the slope. The target is taken out with a single pink bolt from her paralyzer gun and it looks like she's going to slide right off the edge into the icy abyss, BUT NAY! She continues to use her momentum to provide a nice kick-off for a wall jump across the adjacent platform and up onto the next. She's not going to run through the whole course (of course) so from there she slides off and hits safe ground with a dull thud. She made it look so easy.]

You must be nimble and utilize your weight efficiently. Only ranged weapons will be allowed.

[BEHOLD! A BOX OF ITEMS! Inside you may make your selection of RAY GUN (both old and new models), SUPER SCOPE, CRACKER LAUNCHER, STAR ROD, Cornerian styled blaster, and bows that aren't but look suspiciously like the Hero's Bow. There are probably other odds and ends in here as well.]

You may utilize special abilities so long as the target isn't ultimately destroyed by a melee attack. If you want to punch stuff go see Max in Smash Fundamentals,

There are ten targets in total. You will be timed.

[She slides her gun right back in her thigh holster super cool]

Good luck.

Who: Who else.
What: Dorm log!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Frankly? I don't care where. Go have fun, kids.
When: The span of June 14 - June 28th. Pick a date.
Warnings: Yeah, it got pretty naughty in here.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's how this works. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. Stay up all night watching reruns of Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles? Break out the ice cream and industrial fans to beat the heat? Get a bad suntan while you're asleep with the help of your friends? Whatever you get your bad self up to. Your good self is welcome, too. Now put your copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf down for one second and tag this thing!

( Click here for thread directory )

Who: Max and Friends
What: Max tries to run a club about how to be a human
Where: The Gymnasium
When: Monday May 13th at 2pm
Warnings: Somebody will probably end up asking about how the plumbing works or why robots don't need to use the toilet or Max will end up showing everyone the best form for taking a shower or something.

Max had put up signs (he had made them himself with markers and poster board) and thought that they looked pretty great. They were, at least, legible. And they announced that there would be a meeting in the gymnasium for his learning how to be a human club idea. He didn't know where to hold the club, just yet. Not for permanent. But Max was most comfortable when near large weights or in a tank. And the gym was close to the weight room. And also the changing rooms, in case they needed to have a field trip on shower usage. Or toilet etiquette. Or something.

Anyway, it was in the gym. And people were going to come. He hoped. And he would be there to Instruct Them In The Ways Of Life.

((OOC: Once this gets rolling, I'll see about a Field Trip or some sort of Stupid Activity after Max has fielded a few questions))

Who: Rhys, students, and onlookers if applicable
What: Class! ...with an unfortunate twist.
Where Health classroom
When Thursday, May 2nd
Ratings: A teacher under the influence.

( We're gonna need some bandaids after this )

((OOC: I will slowly be updating the threads with more of Rhys's "special" presentation slides! So if it looks unfinished, it is because I am going to trickle them in installment by installment. Feel free to respond to them!))

Who: YOU and YOU and maybe you
What: catch-all open log for all your drug vigilante needs
Where: Final Destination City
When: WHENEVER YOU WANT
Warnings: drugs and vigilanting, at the very least
helpful links: here.



Indeed, ever since that casual Monday outing turned tragic, civil unrest and tensions have been high again in FDC, and worse yet; fingers are starting to be pointed in Smash Academy's direction. After long since flying under the radar of this whole mess, no attacks have happened on the school yet, but who's to say how long that will last?

The city is tumultuous. It's not impossible to still have a completely incident-less outing, but it would be wise to not go out and about with your Smash Academy uniforms on for all to see. Not unless you like fearful whispers and hissing insults behind your back. Even a simple trip to the grocery store could prove dangerous if you aren't careful.

Maybe you're a little more creative however, and are able to purposefully mask features that might otherwise identify you, or you sneak around in the dead of night using the shadows as your cover...

Humans now tend to segregate themselves with other humans, "freaks" tend to ostracize anyone not of their kin, and all this negativity intensifies rapidly if those colorful candy pops are present. Crime and riots are now common than occasional. The FDC Police manages most of the affairs but they can't prevent everything, and would probably appreciate a helping hand regardless if it's from a human or a "freak"... though thanks and courtesy may go one way or another depending on who/what you are.

Who knows, maybe you'll save someone's life and give them a better appreciation for the things you do instead of what you are...


[[As it says on the tin, HERE'S AN OPEN LOG, GO NUTS. Get together with some of your buddies and go play masked vigilante against a group of drug thugs bullying someone who doesn't deserve it (or maybe they do, for all you know). Save someone from a burning building set on fire by some angry social justice warrior animals. Escort someone to the grocery store. Break into the sheriff's office and demand your own brand of justice. Maybe you simply want to get a drink at the bar without incident.

Please feel free to NPC your bad guys/mooks/innocent civilians, or go snag Kat or one of the other lovely lady mods if you have any questions.

ONE RULE: you must use anime thread titles. That's all.

Edit: I lied. Rule 2: tag yourselves in.]]

Who: Errybody
What: HOT SPRINGS: HOTEL EDITION
Where: The hot springs RESORT.
When: March 25th - March 29th
Warnings: Hotel shenanigans.

( Let's go put our stuff down by them olda boys. )

DIRECTORY:
| Banjo | Blaze | Chili | Cyrus | Daisy | Eirika | Eggman | Ellistree | Girls' Sleepover | Goombella | Gordon | Green | Haytham | Ishimaru | Jin | Jolt | Lucca | Lyra | Mac | Mary | Naoya | Noel | Nyx | Pit | Red | Rick | Riwane | ROB | Schezo | Shadow |

Who: Cid, the crew of the Highwind, and YOU!
What: Tours!
Where: Fields next to campus
When: March 8th, from 9am.
Warnings: Language. I don't foresee anything else, but who knows with Smash.



Over the past few days, flyers had been hung around campus, and the city, telling of a day long open house on the Highwind. See the sights, ask the crew and captain questions, and learn about the history of air travel! Look out on Friday, for an educational and fun experience!

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Who: EVERYONE
What: CUPIDBOTS
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: VALENTIMES DAY
Warnings: None yet, but will be updated if that changes

( Love is in the air... )