Who: Dumb and Dumber Brown and Mark
What: Two losers catching up
Where: Starts from dorm then moves to elsewhere
When: Sept 10
Warnings: youtube links, stupid things, possibly a lot of 90s references among other things.

( Then suddenly you know, you're never going home )

Who: Kiyotaka, Hajime, Brown, Eikichi
What: A much-needed vacation featuring new tiny animal friends
When: Backdated from August 3ish to August 20ish
Where: Kaloslosloslos
Warnings: Contains seafood

( Are there lyrics to the Pokemon theme songs that haven't been used for these logs yet or )

Who: Shantae, Alorah, Brown, Inigo, and possibly Schezo
What: A few conversations need to be had following the incident at the first Dance Club meeting.
Where: All over
When: Following Dance Club

What happened on that fateful Wednesday could best be described as... a spectacle. One gigantic train wreck that just kept piling on until it reached critical mass. And it all started with a boy hiding in a barrel.

Shantae suspected, but could not confirm equivocally, that Inigo was interested in learning to dance, but was just embarrassed at the prospect. So she understood why he hid himself in that barrel, even if she thought it was kinda crazy.

Then there was Brown, who set the disaster in motion with his magic. Or rather, his other self's magic, as he explained it to her earlier.

There was Schezo, who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, and tried to kill Brown afterwards.

And Alorah, who witnessed the whole thing, including Shantae flipping out and turning into an elephant to straighten everyone out.

All of these things hung in the air, and needed resolution.

Who: Everyone
What: Revenge of the Return of the Cupid Bots!
Where: Everywhere
When: February 14th
Warnings: H for Heartbreak

Every year this happened like clockwork. Those horrific little robot cherubs armed with hormone altering arrows were starting to appear on campus, carrying with them their 24 hour curse. Senior students and faculty knew these things all too well, and knew well enough to stay away from them. Newer students may have been warned about them. But would everyone be able to avoid these horrid little pranksters?

Anyone struck by their arrow would find themselves irresistibly attracted to the first person they saw. The effect was temporary, thankfully, lasting only 24 hours. But still, a lot can happen in 24 hours...

(Feel free to start your own threads for happenings! To random sign-ups: The crusher should probably start their threads, and the crushees should join them, but you're free to do it the other way. Have fun!)

Who: All of Smash.
What: Dorm log! January edition.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus.
When: Approximately the latter half of January to the earliest of Februaries (15th - 5th)
Warnings: YOU KNOW YOURSELVES

We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Just add a thread with the room number (and date/time, if it matters) and the characters that reside there (just for reference!). You do not have to use one character's thread as a dual-purpose for both characters if you do not want to. Doesn't have to be a dorm room, either, if you have something else in mind. It could be the common room or the student science lab or wherever.

BUT WAIT!!!!!!

This time, we're shaking things up. On certain days, there will be an event going on that might help if you can't think of a good scenario to kick off a thread with. Here is the list!*

1/18: Hypno's Naptime. Much like the anime episode of the same name, there are mysterious sleep waves pulsing through town. No one is sure where they're coming from- it could be a rowdy Hypno that took over a broadcasting station one day, or maybe it's the local Disco Drowzee club that opened up just recently and their collective moves are enough to make you snooze. Well, these sleep waves might make you catch onto some unexpected z's, but more likely they can give you strange effects. Don't limit it to thinking you're a Pokemon, either. They can trick you into believing you're something else entirely, or just give you the urge to slip on a chicken costume and table dance in front of a crowd without finding it socially inappropriate. Just. WEIRD STUFF, MAN. Anything is possible.
1/19 - 1/25: Nancy's going on vacation. That's right, you sorry saps aren't gonna know what to do with yourselves now that no one's cooking for you. There was gonna be a substitute lunch bear/lady/alien space creature, but for whatever reason, they never showed up. So now, everyone must FEND FOR THEMSELVES. How will you fare if you don't even know how to flip a spatula?
1/25 - 1/27: Ice Cream Blizzard. Oh, you poor, starving Smashers. Not only are you bereft of nutrition, but it's cold and snowing and you can barely get out of the building without freezing solid! You might just perish, but wait- if you step outside and try to catch snowflakes with your tongue, you might just realize that it's... snowing ICE CREAM?!
1/29-1/31: Goomba Infestation. Everything is Goombas for 2 days in the boys dorms. Bowser is dicking around with "Itchymarbles" again, and it just spills out across the entire dorms. This prank has the unfortunate side effect of, well, affecting everyone on campus, and not just Scratchy McMarbles, so you might wanna be careful opening that fridge, since the wrong kinds of mushrooms might start pouring out. Jumping on them might work, but it's gonna take a lot of hopscotch to decimate an entire roomful!

This is a bit of an experiment, so... we'll see what comes of this.

*Note: These were determined by rng. Any other suggestions will be recycled for next time if the event aspect is successful.

Also, if you want easy access to the dorm living arrangements, here is the link.

Who: Mary, Henry and Brown Santa Claus
What: Santa came! Santa came!
Where: Common room
When: December 24th, at night when good children should have gone to bed
Warnings: Lies and slanders. Although there might be violence here, just in case.

( Santa's coming to town )

Who: YOU
What: KISSLETOES
When: December 15th - January 1st
Where: Everywhere
Warnings: Sloppy makeouts.

( underneath the mistletoe last night )

Who: Hajime and also ALL WHO ARE UP TO THE TASK
What: CHEER SQUAD CHEER SQUAD CHEER SQUAD
When: November 10th
Where: Football Field
Warnings: CAPSLOCK YELLING

Flyers have been appearing around the campus. Stapled to telephone poles and bulletin boards, advertisements are plastering over pre-approved spaces in an orderly and respectful fashion. Okay, they're not particularly obtrusive, but surely people will take notice of their...
( AWE-INDUCING PASSIONATE DESIGN )

Who: All of Smash.
What: Dorm log! September edition.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus.
When: The span of September 15th - 30th.
Warnings: HAHAHAHAHA.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's how this works. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Just add a thread with the room number (and date/time, if it matters) and the characters that reside there (just for reference!). You do not have to use one character's thread as a dual-purpose for both characters if you do not want to. Doesn't have to be a dorm room, either, if you have something else in mind. It could be the common room or the student science lab or wherever. So how's that first week of school been treating you? How big's your pile of homework? Sure, you could be doing that. But why do that when you could decimate your friendships by playing a round of Giana Party 4? Host a girl's-only slumber party! Spy on a girl's-only slumber party! Dare someone to spend the night in the haunted dorm! Slip a (fake) love letter beneath that special someone's door! Etcetera, etcetera... I'm sure you can think of something to get your bad self up to.

( Thread Directory for Easy Hunting! )

Who: YOU.
What: ARE IN THE LIBRARY.
When: A log for the months of September and October.
Warnings: SHHHHHHHHH IT'S A LIBRARY.

( WORDS ABOUT A LIBRARY they are riveting. )

[Hello this is an OPEN LOG. It is here for whatever business you might have in the library in the months of September and October. You may leave open threads, or have closed threads that you have plans for. It is all good here~ Come back and use it as often as you'd like!

- Please mark your threads OPEN or CLOSED. If OPEN, one or both library employees might drop in. If you'd like someone specific, just leave a note! If CLOSED, you may still request a library person should you need one. Just let us know!

- Prose style and action bracket threads are both readily accepted and encouraged ♥]