Who: Everyone.
What: Tiny poisonous berry plants gently encourage you to make out.
Where: All over the school grounds.
When: However long the world is left in One Piece.
Warnings: You know yourselves. You Know. (Please place NSFW warnings in the subject line of any tag which leads into super risqué territory THANKS GUYS!)

( Hope you brought your chap-stick. )

Who: Jon and Shantae
What: The big bad wolf has come down from the mountains
Where: City outskirts
When: Tuesday Night because why not
Warnings: Fighting, violence, destruction of personal property.

( The Werewolf hunts tonight.... )

Who: Shantae and Char
What: Hunting for MASK THIEVES
Where: Around the academy
When: November 16
Warnings: D for DARGONS

They were all running out of time. The last mask had been discovered, but the other three had gone missing, stolen from Gordon's lab during the halloween party. So now they had to recover the missing masks before disaster struck. Shantae had enough of sitting on the sidelines. She had to do something.

She set out into the woods around the academy. Perhaps some monster had snuck into the academy... After all, nobody there had anything to gain from taking the masks, not when they were the key to their salvation. But a rogue monster, that perhaps wanted to ensure their destruction... Well, they had all the reason needed to steal the masks, didn't they? Shantae had no idea. But it was better than doing nothing.

It was rare that she bothered to set out alone into the woods, and they looked far more intimidating up close, she quickly realized. She had to be on her guard. Who knows what might jump out at her...?

Who: ERRYONE
What: SHOPPING!
Where: THE MALL!
When: NOW! (September 20 - 26)
Warnings: S for SHOPPING

Sometimes... Sometimes people just needed things. Basic necessities, food, clothes, video games... Of course, after the big Angry Birds attack a few days ago, it was likely people needed to replace broken things too. (How did that even happen anyway...)

Whatever the reason, the mall was the place to be.

Who: Shantae, Dance Club
What: Time for some more belly dancing, Dance Club.
Where: Dance Studio
When: Friday August 7
Warnings: B for BELLIES

With all the chaos going on, the people needed something fun to do. Something to take their minds off of the uncertainty and mystery. Luckily, Shantae was ready to provide.

"All right," she said, "today we're going to be revisiting belly dancing. It's been a little while since we tried this, so I want to check on everyone's form and show some new steps!" she explained eagerly. "So, anyone want to start off with a demo of what they learned last time?"

Who: Shantae and Sonny Moe!
What: Kanto Adventures!
Where: Kanto! You know! The place where everyone wants to be the very best like no-one ever was!
When: Mid June
Warnings: Pokémon Battle Shenanigans
Music: You know which music you need to listen to.



The train ride from FDC was always pretty pleasant. The scenery was nice and it was a fairly long ride which allowed time for both gazing out the window at things flying by and also napping. Sonny, of course, insisted it was his treat whenever the snack trolley rolled past. The snack lady on the train had never made so much in one shift before...

...anyway. Kanto in Summertime is a wonderful place. The sun is shining, the Pidgey are Shin--er, singing, the Rattata are looking at their masses of squabbling children and regretting each and every life choice that led them to this moment. Today, they are joined by a portly, young, blue haired gentleman and his beautiful purple haired companion who just so happens to be a Genie.

"So! This is Pallet!" he said, turning to her and grinning. "I know it doesn't look like much, but it's a great place!"

Who: Everybody! Yeeaaah!
What: Graduation and Prom!
When: The evening of June 8th.
Where: The Stadium.
Warnings: Everything. Everyone. You know who you are. You Know Who You Are.

( ...these are the days to hold on to and we won't although we'll want to. )

Who: Flurrie and YOU!
What: LET'S GET PRETTY
Where: The auditorium
When: During drama class because why not
Warnings: Makeovers

With prom rapidly approaching, Flurrie thought it was imperative that the students were ready to look their best on their big night. All of the dressing room makeup mirrors were pulled out onto the stage in the auditorium and each table had an impressive array of makeup, hairstyling products, and other implements of beauty.

"Good morning, class~! I have a special surprise for you! Today we're going to practice our prom looks so you'll all look fabulous! We're going to be doing beauty makeup and formal hairstyles for everyone today! I want you all to pair up and pick a mirror, then get beautiful!"

Who: Shantae, Anyone
What: Prom is coming! Do you know how to dance? Time to learn!
Where: Dance Studio
When: May 24 - 30
Warnings: B for BAD DANCING

( Read more... )

Who: Hajime and Shantae
What: Magic and technology
Where: Dance room
When: May 20
Warnings: nah


( together for the severalth time )

Who: Max, an assortment of terrible people
What: Max is making internet videos about how to lift weights with special guests.
Where: The weight room.
When: Afternoons, April 13th - 24th
Warnings: Bro culture.

Max, to show up Flak, who has his own Mewtube workout videos, is going to make a series of EVEN BETTER workout videos and his are going to have MATCHING TANK TOPS and SPECIAL GUESTS and MORE BICEPS. Welcome to Max's Bootcamp. Welcome to a world of bro culture. Welcome to life.
( More terrible below )

Who: You!
What: Cherry Blossom Festival
When: April 10th - 18th
Where: All over town & campus. Wherever you find a cherry tree. Probably even up there on that mystery island for whatever reason, if you're so inclined.
Rating: Flower power.


( In the cherry blossom's shade there's no such thing as a stranger. )

Who: Jon Talbain and Martial Arts students
What: Martial Arts Class.
Where: The Stadium.
When: Monday Afternoon.
Warnings: Violence, a violent movie clip, terrible wasting of food and even worse puns.

( You've Bean practicing, I hope! )

Who: All of Smash.
What: Dorm log!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus.
When: March 13th - April 13th. The whole month.
Warnings: YOU KNOW YOURSELVES

( IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A PLANE. )

Who: Shantae, Dance Clubbers
What: Once upon a time, there was a man who died Dance club does ballet
Where: The Dance Studio
When: Tuesday, March 10
Warnings: P for PIROUETTES

With all that had happened recently, people needed a distraction to get them back in high spirits. It seemed just in time for another dance club. With a poster on the bulletin board announcing it, expertly done in scented markers and glitter this time, Shantae came up with something nice and mellow for them all to try today.

And when the class assembled, Shantae was in the studio, stretching, wearing a unitard instead of her usual genie outfit. "So," she began, "has anyone here ever done ballet before? I got outfits, I got slippers, and I have music for everyone."

Who: Zero and open to anyone???
What: Abusing holographic projectors
Where: The Stadium
When: Whenever in January
Warnings: Doing memory stuff is always relevant when your character has chronic amnesia

( or hey if you just wanna do stadium stuff, I love that shit )

Who: Hayato and his class and anyone who decided to tag along for funsies
What: A TROPICAL GETAWAY
When: A WEEKEND IN JANUARY.
Where: Isle Delfino
Suggested Listening: NO ESCAPE.

( Until we meet again... )

Who: YOU
What: KISSLETOES
When: December 14th - January 1st
Where: Everywhere
Warnings: Sloppy makeouts.

( I'm hoping that I don't get caught under the mistletoe )

Who: Shantae, Dance Clubbers
What: Let's dance and take our minds off of the chaos outside!
Where: Dance Studio
When: Thursday, August 7

Shantae was being put as on edge by the recent goings on as anyone at Smash. She was restless, and when she learned she couldn't even leave town to go back home, she was frustrated as well. Having run out of Primids to beat upon, she needed to channel her aggression at something else. And what better thing to get the blood pumping than some dance?

"Hey, everyone," she said, welcoming the arrivals to the studio. "I thought it'd be fun this time to kick it up a notch! A few dances on the more energetic side of things. So if anyone's up to it, I can start showing you the basics of belly dancing! We've got music and equipment for other high energy dancing, like tango, swing, or even break dancing if you think you want to try. So let's all have fun!"

Who: Inigo and you ♥
What: Trying to be a coolguy
Where: Outside on campus or in the city
When: July 8th
Warnings: Fighting, sad attempts at flirting

( Just like old times? )