Who: Hayato and his class and anyone who decided to tag along for funsies
What: A TROPICAL GETAWAY
When: A WEEKEND IN JANUARY.
Where: Isle Delfino
Suggested Listening: NO ESCAPE.

( Until we meet again... )

Who: Hayato and Ryuuta and Y O U
What: Two very good friends teach a class and nothing goes wrong
When: A SCHOOL DAY, A CLASS TIME
Where: The Stadium
Warnings: Love and friendship and polar bears

( we sing love songs for the sun )

Odd things happening lately doesn't mean you should take a slack and become fat!

Since Surge is...busy today and I didn't plan for anything besides what we'd been thinking of done, we'll just have some running around the tracks and a few rounds of obstacle training.

I am so bored right now. Godamnit I hate it when my planning goes wrong.

Feel free to use those rollerblades from last week as well,always halarious to see one of you guys fall flat on your face.. 

* There is absolutely no one in the track field today. However, the entire place seems to have an army of metallic bars installed in the middle as well and some ramps. A large brown box sits in the middle, but it seems to be taped shut*

A song begins to play in the track's speakers....
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SUDDENLY(!!) The wind picks up and the assembled students watch their gym teacher jump from the top of the school's building right down to the ground*



Ladies! Welcome to another exciting gym class. As you can probably see from my KICKASS entrance, I'm a really good mood today. As you all know, there's a school trip this weekend, and, well making you run laps would be boring. Plus, I need to make this more exciting if you morons want to do ANYTHING. Today, we'll be doing some grinding, using some material I got from some of my old friends in Tokyo-to.

*opens the box and pulls out a multitude of oddly colored roller blades*



Okay, here's some special roller blades that have special magnets in them that allow you to grind on metal. They also have mini rockets allowing you to go in blazing speeds of lights.

Here are my rules for using them:

- Wear protective gear if you're some sort of wimp.

- Don't blame me if you hurt yourself, you're a freaking idiot.

Good luck and try not to get your face bashed in before the weekend trip. I'll be grading you on how well you grind.

((OOC- For some reason the last post got ERASED. ffsdfsgsdg))

Hello girls, and welcome to another exciting day of the wonderful world of not being fat.

In any case, I hope everyone's happy today because I've brought using laundered money everyone their own Waluiigi Fit balance board game!



You may of may not have heard of my little invention to keep to trim the fat around the world, but it is selling out pretty much everywhere, so you're a lucky bunch of hoblings to be getting your own copies for free! Before you EVEN THINK of trying to sell these on A-Buy, you should know that each one has been tagged on the back with the school's logo and that is anyone is caught doing it...well seriously you don't want to know. *grins evily* Students disappear sometimes.

So anyway, this is a special edition I made just for the students of this school, so consider yourselves lucky. This baby can hold up students that weigh up to 500 pounds. So that should be more than enough for the fatsos.

So how does this work? Well, first of all you do a bunch of exercises to see if you can balance yourself properly or look like one of the numerous teachers after drinking too many bottles of vodka. Then you put in your height (it already knows your name, each one is personalized) and the game then dramatically reveals your BMI, which, while not scientific much, allows me to make fun of you. Knowing this, the game tells you how much you suck and what you need to do so your fatass isn't as fat as it is now.

You can then do a bunch of excises and games and shit that my sponsors said I had to put in because just having a machine that insults you based on your BMI wouldn't have sold as well. Whatever.

You have to use this every day. Sessions are recorded and sent to me and will affect your school grade, comprendez?

Now do some stretches, and run ten laps while I record attendances. When class is done, you can get your Wii Fit package.

Welcome back to all those who had the pleasure of having me as a teacher last year. I know that you know what I expect from you. As for the rest of you *smiles evilly* Welcome to Physical Education. Your teacher, one Waluigi Aoki Martinet. I won't mince words. This class will be brutal. You will hate me. You may even want to kill me. Just remember that I am legally allowed to hit you with a baseball bat and no one in the school will bat an eye. But at the end of this school year, you will not only be much more in tune with your physique, you'll hopefully be able to RUN AN ENTIRE LAP WITHOUT TRIPPING.

We'll be doing everything from working out to playing various sports. Heck, if everyone somehow behaves (ahahaha no way), I might even take you all out to go do some karting. You'll still be graded on your performance of course. And I might throw in  items in there.

But I disgress. That's a huge IF.

We've got to work a lot of work ahead of ourselves if that's to happen.

So listen up LADIES, it's time to put on your shorts and do some sweat'n, Waluigi Style.

Yeah, I don't care what you look like right now. After all, Waluigi is no judge of appearence (look at me, I've got a pink nose for Mk's sake). You could be a purple glowing space dinosaur for all I care, shorts are a requirement, I don't want any of you to run around with your equipment dangling in the open. A tank top for the ladies as well, I don't want the males ladies with to be distracted. If you can't fit in the ones I have in the huge pile in front of me, you either make your own, or you steal them from someone else.

Today's class will be a basic warming up excersize, (50 jumping jacks and stretching, then 30 situps) then a basic walk & run. That's it. So simple even a freakn' GOOMBA could do this.

So do your warmups, then walk around the track like you'd normally do while I grade you for your potential and tiers.