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GYM CLASSES - SPECIAL PRESENT
((OOC- For some reason the last post got ERASED. ffsdfsgsdg))
Hello girls, and welcome to another exciting day of the wonderful world of not being fat.
In any case, I hope everyone's happy today because I've broughtusing laundered money everyone their own Waluiigi Fit balance board game!
You may of may not have heard of my little invention to keep to trim the fat around the world, but it is selling out pretty much everywhere, so you're a lucky bunch of hoblings to be getting your own copies for free! Before you EVEN THINK of trying to sell these on A-Buy, you should know that each one has been tagged on the back with the school's logo and that is anyone is caught doing it...well seriously you don't want to know. *grins evily* Students disappear sometimes.
So anyway, this is a special edition I made just for the students of this school, so consider yourselves lucky. This baby can hold up students that weigh up to 500 pounds. So that should be more than enough for the fatsos.
So how does this work? Well, first of all you do a bunch of exercises to see if you can balance yourself properly or look like one of the numerous teachers after drinking too many bottles of vodka. Then you put in your height (it already knows your name, each one is personalized) and the game then dramatically reveals your BMI, which, while not scientific much, allows me to make fun of you. Knowing this, the game tells you how much you suck and what you need to do so your fatass isn't as fat as it is now.
You can then do a bunch of excises and games and shit that my sponsors said I had to put in because just having a machine that insults you based on your BMI wouldn't have sold as well. Whatever.
You have to use this every day. Sessions are recorded and sent to me and will affect your school grade, comprendez?
Now do some stretches, and run ten laps while I record attendances. When class is done, you can get your Wii Fit package.
Hello girls, and welcome to another exciting day of the wonderful world of not being fat.
In any case, I hope everyone's happy today because I've brought
You may of may not have heard of my little invention to keep to trim the fat around the world, but it is selling out pretty much everywhere, so you're a lucky bunch of hoblings to be getting your own copies for free! Before you EVEN THINK of trying to sell these on A-Buy, you should know that each one has been tagged on the back with the school's logo and that is anyone is caught doing it...well seriously you don't want to know. *grins evily* Students disappear sometimes.
So anyway, this is a special edition I made just for the students of this school, so consider yourselves lucky. This baby can hold up students that weigh up to 500 pounds. So that should be more than enough for the fatsos.
So how does this work? Well, first of all you do a bunch of exercises to see if you can balance yourself properly or look like one of the numerous teachers after drinking too many bottles of vodka. Then you put in your height (it already knows your name, each one is personalized) and the game then dramatically reveals your BMI, which, while not scientific much, allows me to make fun of you. Knowing this, the game tells you how much you suck and what you need to do so your fatass isn't as fat as it is now.
You can then do a bunch of excises and games and shit that my sponsors said I had to put in because just having a machine that insults you based on your BMI wouldn't have sold as well. Whatever.
You have to use this every day. Sessions are recorded and sent to me and will affect your school grade, comprendez?
Now do some stretches, and run ten laps while I record attendances. When class is done, you can get your Wii Fit package.