001 - Physical Education Class 1 - Running and Walking

[is-numbah-one.livejournal.com]

Welcome back to all those who had the pleasure of having me as a teacher last year. I know that you know what I expect from you. As for the rest of you *smiles evilly* Welcome to Physical Education. Your teacher, one Waluigi Aoki Martinet. I won't mince words. This class will be brutal. You will hate me. You may even want to kill me. Just remember that I am legally allowed to hit you with a baseball bat and no one in the school will bat an eye. But at the end of this school year, you will not only be much more in tune with your physique, you'll hopefully be able to RUN AN ENTIRE LAP WITHOUT TRIPPING.

We'll be doing everything from working out to playing various sports. Heck, if everyone somehow behaves (ahahaha no way), I might even take you all out to go do some karting. You'll still be graded on your performance of course. And I might throw in  items in there.

But I disgress. That's a huge IF.

We've got to work a lot of work ahead of ourselves if that's to happen.

So listen up LADIES, it's time to put on your shorts and do some sweat'n, Waluigi Style.

Yeah, I don't care what you look like right now. After all, Waluigi is no judge of appearence (look at me, I've got a pink nose for Mk's sake). You could be a purple glowing space dinosaur for all I care, shorts are a requirement, I don't want any of you to run around with your equipment dangling in the open. A tank top for the ladies as well, I don't want the males ladies with to be distracted. If you can't fit in the ones I have in the huge pile in front of me, you either make your own, or you steal them from someone else.

Today's class will be a basic warming up excersize, (50 jumping jacks and stretching, then 30 situps) then a basic walk & run. That's it. So simple even a freakn' GOOMBA could do this.

So do your warmups, then walk around the track like you'd normally do while I grade you for your potential and tiers.

Comments

[kagebure.livejournal.com]

*Picks up a pair of shorts at random, slides them on, starts stretching his legs*

...

[is-numbah-one.livejournal.com]

*checks as present*

[sexy-harem.livejournal.com]

Awww *censored* not you again this year. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, I'M NOT BOTTOM TIER DAMNIT.

[is-numbah-one.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say, Ladydorf. *lists as bottom tier*

[sexy-harem.livejournal.com]

I hate you. So much.

[zelly-bean.livejournal.com]

*already dressed out* I've improved a little since last year! Well, I think so, at least. *far too cheery despite past experiences in here; she does her jumping jacks without complaint*

[is-numbah-one.livejournal.com]

We'll see that by the end of the school year! *cracks evily*

*checks as present*

[zelly-bean.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I've made some progress. But, yeah, suppose I can't get too confident yet... *finishes up and gets to work on other warm-ups*

[fabulous-beans.livejournal.com]

Heheheh, tiers? Competing against my piers in a contest of ranking, I shall not lose! *jumpjump*

[is-numbah-one.livejournal.com]

WHAT ARE THESE SPARKLIES. *Is calling you a girl even insulting?*

Run me ten laps for blinding me with your bling.

[fabulous-beans.livejournal.com]

(Bling? The noise that coins make?)

Extra challenges, eh? Roger that, purplestache!

haa.. I am not used to going without my bean.

[is-numbah-one.livejournal.com]

My mustache is black, *notes* Sparkly boy clearly you must be colorblind..

[hajimarilove.livejournal.com]

an active class, yes!
But, um, what's a goomba?

*starts warm ups*

[is-numbah-one.livejournal.com]

A goomba is a mushroom with legs. Isn't your biology teacher not teaching you these things?! Kids these days.

*marks at checked in*

[is-numbah-one.livejournal.com]

I ALSO JUST NOTICED YOU ARE WEARING PURPLE. OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE TOP TIER *marks as such*

[hajimarilove.livejournal.com]

I really loves purple

_{I don't think we've gotten to goombas yet}

*jumping jacks--GO!*

[watermelon-yum.livejournal.com]

*wearing shorts on head*

?????

[is-numbah-one.livejournal.com]

No! No! Put your legs in them!

*quietly lists in bottom tier*

[warpstar-rider.livejournal.com]

Poyo.. I like eating better than moving around though.

[is-numbah-one.livejournal.com]

It all depends on how fast you can run, Pinky.

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

TR4Q!

Let's DO IT! *punches air*

[is-numbah-one.livejournal.com]

Um, +1 for the initiative I guess.
*marks as present*

[gimmeabanana.livejournal.com]

Wow! Shorts that fit! HORRAY!

[is-numbah-one.livejournal.com]

Hourray, life's awesome and all that. Now start running around.
*marks present*

[tamagoko.livejournal.com]

Um... I don't think I can run that far without tripping... I'll--I'll try my best!

[is-numbah-one.livejournal.com]

Your best just won't do if you want to pass blondie. Now give me twenty!

[tamagoko.livejournal.com]

O-okay...

*tried to do pushups and collapses after 10*

[ore-wa-soumen.livejournal.com]

Meh. Shorts suck! And running sucks too. Flying's better.

[beasttranslator.livejournal.com]

I... I tend to trip a lot.......

[saweet-peachy.livejournal.com]

I'm ready! ~hair in ponytail, wearing custom made pink tanktop and shorts~

I just love sports! ^-^ ~starts jumping jacks~

[supersonicspeed.livejournal.com]

*grins broadly and flicks his ears*

Hey, Professor~ You want me to try and move at half speed again this year?

[iblistriggered.livejournal.com]

*smiles brightly* This sounds great, Professor! I'll start my warmups right away!