Who: Everyone
What: Snow day
Where: Campus
When: December 2nd-3rd
Warnings: Snow

[The weather outside is cold. More than below freezing. It was only a matter of time then.

( Let it snow, let it snow. )

By tomorrow, the entire campus will be covered in a tiny layer of white.]

[[OOC - There will be a thread for one specific time; 14:23. Those that wish to catch the first snowflake can fight for it there! Please note that apart from the fact it has 7 sides, and doesn't seem to melt, the snowflake does not hold special powers. Otherwise, start threads as you see fit.]]

Characters: Diddy Kong, Conker the Squirrel
What: Finally meeting each other again after a very long period of time
Where: Right outside of the stadium
When: After one of Game and Watch's classes
Rating: Probably not very high.


Conker shuffled his way out of the stadium, a bit sore, but nonetheless happy that he had decided to join the class. Since the space where Game and Watch taught was so large, he had a hard time keeping track of all the other students practicing in the stadium at the same time as him.
"There are so many new students...I don't even know the names of half of the freshmen."
Conker thought about the human transformation class he had taken not so long ago. There had been a lot of people in that classroom too...
"I could have sworn I had seen him. He looked just like Diddy, but older...but I haven't seen him since."
Conker furrowed his brow.
"And I signed up for that stupid tournament too...I guess I was hoping it would be a way to find him."

Ladies! Gentlmen! Freaks and Pokemon!


You're.... pretty much piling up in this room because you are attending your first human transformation seminar. or "gijinka" as the Japanese call it somewhere.... over... in Japanland... Ain't that place supposed to be fictional like the United States? Who writes this crap?

Aniway...

My name is Powalski. Mr. Venomoth had to return to the Pewter Gym this year so I'll be taking over as your counselor for these sessions. My office is in the science department should anyone need to see me regarding these sessions.


so...


Before we started..... umm....

Everyone take a towel from the front of the room. *reading former gijinka counselor's lecture notes as he sits on the desk and points to the towels beside him* Those of you who don't normally wear clothes will be assigned uniforms after this seminar when we can determine your size and for now will cover yourself with these towels if anybody happens to be uncomfortable with human nudity.

*puts paper down* Where's Lombardi? He's late! *eyes back on paper*

Please note that these seminars are purely for the transformation process and for getting accustomed to going about your school and important duties in your new human form. Exploration of your new physiology on intimate levels should be left to your own time. And this is a co-ed group so it is important you respect everyone around you regardless of their appearance.

*puts paper down again* Wow! This guy was well-prepared! Just like when I first joined his seminars! *reads more*

and on a final note... Oh screw this fine print! *tosses paper*

Transformation can be done in a number of ways. Two of the most common methods are through magic and ninja jutsu, and you just need to learn the technique depending on which works better for you.

But that's for another day.

For now we have these! *pulls out a shopping bag from his chair behind the desk and plops it on the first student desk in front of him*



These gayly-colored smashball-wannabees will transform you in an instant! ... you just have to hit it hard enough. These balls of forced energy will last your transformation twenty-four hours and you'll each get enough for a week. That's all there is to it!

Using magic or other conventional practices to transform last depending on your magic or spiritual energy. Or chakra. Whatever you kids wanna call it, and It'll last anywhere from one hour to.... I dunno! But you last longer as you keep gaining experience with your transformation. At least that's how it worked with me. I'll be two months human on the 29th! ... or 28th since today was a leap year... That extra day has to mess up everything! You can also transform back whenever you wish, which you'll see momentarily

But I'll get on to such methods next seminar, and since I'm sure as hell not breaking my record, we'll have a highly experienced senior with us giving demonstrations!



...

Oh yeah! There's also this little catch where there's some things you miscellany creatures can't do as humans. Depending on what you normally are, but that's pretty damn obvious, right?

And all Pokemon, regardless of type, will have their powers restricted to normal-type attacks, so I'm supposed to give brawl excuse notes to anyone under the 24-hour thing.


Everyone take a ball and... chatter amongst yourselves until our model student arrives. I'm gonna play solitare on my DS.

Welcome back to all those who had the pleasure of having me as a teacher last year. I know that you know what I expect from you. As for the rest of you *smiles evilly* Welcome to Physical Education. Your teacher, one Waluigi Aoki Martinet. I won't mince words. This class will be brutal. You will hate me. You may even want to kill me. Just remember that I am legally allowed to hit you with a baseball bat and no one in the school will bat an eye. But at the end of this school year, you will not only be much more in tune with your physique, you'll hopefully be able to RUN AN ENTIRE LAP WITHOUT TRIPPING.

We'll be doing everything from working out to playing various sports. Heck, if everyone somehow behaves (ahahaha no way), I might even take you all out to go do some karting. You'll still be graded on your performance of course. And I might throw in  items in there.

But I disgress. That's a huge IF.

We've got to work a lot of work ahead of ourselves if that's to happen.

So listen up LADIES, it's time to put on your shorts and do some sweat'n, Waluigi Style.

Yeah, I don't care what you look like right now. After all, Waluigi is no judge of appearence (look at me, I've got a pink nose for Mk's sake). You could be a purple glowing space dinosaur for all I care, shorts are a requirement, I don't want any of you to run around with your equipment dangling in the open. A tank top for the ladies as well, I don't want the males ladies with to be distracted. If you can't fit in the ones I have in the huge pile in front of me, you either make your own, or you steal them from someone else.

Today's class will be a basic warming up excersize, (50 jumping jacks and stretching, then 30 situps) then a basic walk & run. That's it. So simple even a freakn' GOOMBA could do this.

So do your warmups, then walk around the track like you'd normally do while I grade you for your potential and tiers.