What: THE FIRST NIGHT OF BLIND DATES!
Who: Anyone who was sent a note with an A# table number.
Where: Off-campus restaurant. AND BEYOND!
When: August 19th. Around 6-ish.
Warnings: Good question... We'll see?

( [Setting and what-not!] )

Characters: Tails, Ribbon, Pit, Hojita, Diddy Kong, Mir, Adeleine, Daroach and his twins, Goose
What: Sailing to an island, staying for a night, and then coming back the next day. PACK SOME MATERIALS.
When: From Saturday, August 15th, around noon, to Sunday, August 16th, around noon.
Where: The school dock, on the waters, the island (ruins and jungle), on the waters again, and on the dock again! 8D
Rating: S for SAILING.

( Awwwwwwyeah. )

*The students have been told to stand in the school's fighting area. It has been modified to look like a wrestling ring.*


*Something that appears to be MASTER CHEF an alien in costume appears in the middle of the ring as smoke covers the floor of the ring. Taking off the helmet, it turns out the alien is none other that Waluigi himself who is in a full-fledged anti-bear suit THING.*

OKAY LADIES, SMALL DISCLAIMER SO YOUR PARENTS DON'T SUE ME, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. DO THIS IN SCHOOL.*taps magically appearing microphone that didn't seem to be there before*

So as you may have noticed, today is special. That's because I've decided to give the class along with another teacher. Today kids, boys will become men and girls will be ...more butch than all the guys who are not taking this class. You will have my full permission to kick any guy who is not attending today in the balls.

TODAY YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IT FEELS TO BE ALIVE.

TODAY YOU WILL WRESTLE...WITH AN URSARING

*Talks in his mike as the ENTIRE outside courtyard echoes his words at Volume 11*


HAILING FROM MT.MORTAR, HE'S 700 POUNDS OF MEAN, FIGHTING MACHINE. HE'S KILLED MEN JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM. HE HAS A LASER EYE AND CLAWS AS SHARP AS KNIVES. DON'T TRUST HIS NAME, OR HE WILL CRUSH YOU...


PHO NANCY FUK!

*Nancy Slowly walks up the ring, growling and menacing. He stops by where the students are sitting, gives them a mean look and roars, making baseball caps and hair fly.

Satisfied at his taunt, he gets into the ring, nearly causing an EARTHQUAKE. He gives Waluigi a firm handshake, nearly making the man fall down, despite his bear suit.*

*THEN! Another rock song fills the air, as Waluigi turns to the other side and points toward the track's as ONE BADASS FIGURE walks slowly toward the ring as RANDOM EXPLOSIONS go on around him.*



AND HIS OPPONENT! FROM THE TOWN OF VERMILLION, WEIGHING AT 270 POUNDS OF PURE MUSCLE, HE'S ONE MEAN MOTHERF*censored*! ...OH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CENSORING CRAP. ANYWAY, GIVE IT UP FOR MY FELLOW TEACHER,


..MATTIES SURGE!

*Back straight, arms pumping back and forth, and legs walking in step with the beat, Surge marches towards the ring. His face is completely blank, determined eyes hidden behind his pair of sunglasses. Cooly strolling past the students, he briefly glaces over them, eyes narrowing. He gives a brief nod at Waluigi as he climbs into the ring. Eyes focusing on his opponent, he tears off his shades and throws them into the sea of students. *

*Both opponents prepare to get into the ring, as Waluigi steps out gracefully, despite being a full suit. ...Probably because he's taller than the ring's elastics*

I HOPE YOU KIDS ARE GOING TO TAKE NOTES FROM SURGE BECAUSE, AFTER HE'S DONE,

THAT BEAR IS GOING TO BE FIGHTING YOUR ASSES. ONE BY ONE.

*Hands everyone a sheet of paper with the following notes;*
NOT GETTING KILLED BY NANCY = D
HIT NANCY = C
HIT NANCY AND NOT GET KILLED = C+
HIT NANCY TWICE = B
HIT NANCY TWICE AND NOT GET KILLED = B+
WRESTLE NANCY = A
WRESTLE NANCY AND NOT GET KILLED = A+
MAKE FUN OF NANCY'S NAME AT LEAST ONCE = HALF A GRADE UPGRADE.

Characters: Male students only, please!
What: Hot Springs - Boy's side!
Where: Fountain of Youth Hot Springs, the boy's spring.
When: Sunday, July 13th
Rating: Let's call it PG-13.

...It's a hot spring. Pretty self-explanatory. Traditionally, you wear a towel, but if that's not your thing then swimsuits are also acceptable. The spring for the male students is the one farthest over to the right, next to the faculty spring -- so don't you go wandering off to girl's spring unless nobody's looking, boys.

If you're headed into the hot spring, then it might be a good idea to start a new comment post, same as the hotel. This thing's bound to get huge, so let's keep the threads as neat as we can. You're welcome to RP this however you like; if you make a tegaki thread, just link it in a post or something.

I think that about covers it, so sit back, relax, and enjoy yourselves.

Characters: Many
What: Hotel Antics
Where: Fountain of Youth Hot Springs , hotel lobby and then some
When: today
Rating: Varies. PG-13 on average

[[ OOC notice. This post will act as a hub for hotel antics outside the bath areas. Each room (or place should you go exploring with your buddies) will be it's own thread IN THIS POST. Those of you STARTING threads make sure you fill the subject line appropriately (like "so & so's room " or "the grand buffet") for easy indexing. If comment threads get squished too far into the right after a while, feel free to start a new part 2 thread.

TEGAKI THREADS ARE ALSO ALLOWED. Anyone who begins a Tegaki log, post a link to that tegaki thread in a new thread WITHIN THIS POST as you would a new LJ room log.

Lastly, there's internet access so you can post personal thoughts and things in your regular journals but you don't need to link them here.

That is all!

I'm going to start the lobby thread in the comments]]

Oh, and

Mucho thankos to sora_dake_ka for composing this map!

Characters: A lot
What: Bus trip to the Fountain of Youth Hot Springs
Where: SBG Parking lot and eventually on the road
When: Today
Rating: PG-13 (the average rating for this RP)



Two charter buses await in the parking lot. Mr. Powalski had just reached there after racing across campus with a pushcart carrying a couple of transformation ball crates. He was late. He's NEVER late! Someone just thought this morning it was a wonderful idea for Leon to check every room in the science hall for cleanliness and safety before most of the faculty heads out on the trip. Really lovely!

Sweating, pissed-off and ready to pass out, Leon sat on the ground by the cart muttering swears to himself.

((Late post is late, sry. Someone thought it was such a dandy idea to make me do housework all morning. >_> raggle fraggle!))

Characters: Anybody who decided to go on Grunty's bus
What: Bus trip to the Fountain of Youth Hot Springs
Where: On the road
When: Today
Rating: PG-13

The Pig King got out of Grunty's bus for a moment. He looked over at the entire vehicle and sighed deeply. "If I have to ride this thing for hours at a time, then it might as well look cool," he said. From his pocket, he took out something. It was a small egg-shaped machine. Crouching beneath the bus, he set the timer and attached the egg-shaped machine onto the bottom. Running away, he put his index fingers inside his ears and grinned. "3... 2... 1..." Suddenly, a loud alarm rang. From beneath the bus, brown tentecles started shooting out and attatching themselves. The entire bus was engulfed with tentecles. They then sank into the bus and started transforming it. Spider-legs replaced the wheels of the bus and a bulging eye shot out from the front. Fangs grew beneath it and the transformation was complete. The Viva Pinata Bus, aka the Evil Bus, has transformed into another variation of Porky's Spider Mech. It roared softly, as it came into being. "Kya, ha, ha, hah! Porky Corporation's 'Insta-Mech' works perfectly! It'll make any vehicle look so much cooler and stronger!" he exclaimed, running inside the bus now. The inside of the bus didn't really change at all. It was just the outside. The controls, though, did change. Porky took out from his pocket a manual and handed it over to Grunty. "Here you are. It's really easy to drive this thing. I mean, you've used mechs before in your time, right?" Porky asked. Without another word, he rushed over to his seat.

http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=12789&e=201592

Who: Chansey, Manaphy, Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Zigzagoon, Ivysaur, Falco, Leon, Vulpix, Panther, Kirby, Parakarry, Dimentio, Adeleine, Combusken, Espio, Yoshi, Diddy, Zelda, Shinx
Where: At the Park (somewhere close or next to SBG)
When: 9:40PM EST June 24, 2008
What: After Candy Shopping, everyone goes to the park to play and eat.

(Comment if I forgot someone!)

( Part 2, 3, 4 )

Who: Chansey, Manaphy, Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Zigzagoon, Ivysaur, Falco, Leon, Vulpix, Panther, Kirby, Parakarry, Dimentio, Adeleine, Combusken, Espio, Yoshi, Diddy, Zelda, Shinx, (and possibly some others I forgot... =w=;;;)
Where: At the Park (somewhere close or next to SBG)
When: 9:40PM EST June 24, 2008
What: After Candy Shopping, everyone goes to the park to play and eat.

(Comment if I forgot someone...)

( Part 1 of 4 )

Welcome back to Astronomy, students.

First of all, I want to apologize. I've been a little absent from my office this past week, for personal reasons. Even so I hope you all got my notice to bring your brawling gear to the stadium because today we will be experimenting with Celestial Items.

You'll find a set of Starmen (the invincible type, not the weird monster type!) and a set of warpstars in each kit I've provided. Pair up with a sparring partner, grab your sets of brawling stars, and let's see  some demonstration of what we've learned about these items so far.

Which two would like to give our first demonstration?

Characters: Banjo, Kazooie, Diddy, and Conker (Bottles can come too if he finds this place!)
What: Reunion
Where: Banjo, Kazooie, and Conker's secret hangout in the woods.
When: Friday the 13th
Rating: E10+ just in case


Oh boy!

[[OOC note, though. I'm spending this afternoon and evening with our resident Peach/Geno/Katt/Shinx so I wont be able to tag back for a while and if we do pop around the rP, just MAYBE we can poke around tonight's drinking party post- otherwise, that's the REAL reason I had to forfeit Leon from the event! XD]]

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Samus: *walking briskly down the hallway, ready to sub for Olimar's Biology class.* ... *pushes open the door to see Porky already setting up inside* ....W-What the hell are you doing here?!
Porky: Aaah~~ Were you just stalking me, Ms. Aran~? I know I'm just so charming, but please save it for later~ I have a class to teach~
Samus: D:< Like hell I'm letting you corrupt Ollie's kids, you fatass. *grump* GET OUT.
Porky: Ah? But Ollie asked ME to teach for him.'Sides, the little chill'uns won't learn anything from you. They'll be too busy staring at your body. ... Wait, they're gay...
Samus: *snort* Olimar asked me too, in case you've forgotten in that overinflated head of yours!
Porky: He did? Well, I'm not leaving. I already brought my cute chimeras for today's lesson. *points to the crate on a wagon Porky's pulling*
Samus: *stare* ...... =_= *grits teeth* Get. Out. I'm teaching today. Leave your pets at home, Porky.
Porky: Hey, why don't you get out!? I stayed up all night making up a fun lesson plan and this is my only chance!
Samus: *haughty grin* Oh, you stayed up all night for something I whipped out in only a few hours~~? You're pathetic. *waves him off* You're obviously not suited to teach this class.
Porky: Oh? Only a few hours, huh? Yeah, shows how much you care for your students. Heh. You're not as devoted a teacher I am, who is willing to give up his time all for the children~
Samus: Willing to inflate his own ego, you mean.
Porky: *bell rings* Well, it's about time and I'm not going to let you stop me from teaching.
Samus: ... *stares at crate and grumbles* I'm not leaving either. *pushes up glasses* Tough luck.
Porky: ...Oh, I've got an idea! Why don't we both teach for the day, eh? Kya, ha, ha! It'll be so much fun, us working side-by-side like this!
Samus: D8< ....
Porky: Well, I dunno about you, buuut... *walks into the class, wheeling in the chimera crate*
Samus: *growls loudly and stomps in the class* [Olimar you OWE ME BIG TIME FOR THIS.]



Porky: Afternoon' class! Today, I, Mr. Porky Minch, will be substituting for our dear midget teacher~ So, let's give him and his lovely assistant over there a round of applause~!
Samus: *whacks him upside the head*
Porky: Lovely and violent! Ow..
Samus: *crosses arms* Miss Aran and Porky over here are going to both be teaching Biology today... *grumbles* Apparently.
Porky: Kya, ha, hah! Olimar tells me you're learning about cells here. Very basic. Animal and Plant cells. So, to save some time, I brought this!*opens crate and pulls out a plant with pig heads* Pigtunias!



Samus:  ... :| ...*completely monotone, asks for the sake of the class* And just how is this Pigtunia mess made, Porky?

Pigtunias: *squeal*

Porky: It's a combination of pigs and petunias! Are you dense, woman? A combination of animal cells and plant cells! Today, we're going to dissect one, take a piece, and study the cells inside it!
Samus: *rolls eyes and grumbles under her breath* Where's Leon when you need him... *sets up microscopes and tools on the desks* [Although, I'm kind of curious to see what these Pigtunia cells look like myself...]
Porky: But they're alive and strong here. So, Samus, I'm glad you're here. Now I don't have to dirty my hands. Would you do the honors?
Samus: *sneering glare* What, scared of your own critters there, Porky?
Porky: No, I want to see what you can do with them! I see that you always carry a gun below your skirt. Use it.
Samus: *vein* >8| OK FINE LET ME WHIP IT OUT FIRST. *DROP KICKS HIM*
Porky: Yes, just do that to my chimera... Ow..
Samus: *has the gun in her hands* >:| ... *zaps the Pigtunias into submission* :|
Pigtunias: *squeal~! dedz*
Porky: Did it get any of its seeds on you, Samus?
Samus: No. :| *scootches farther away from the dead pigplants though*
Porky: Heh,heh, heh.. They grow fast, so... If you were carrying some... Heh, heh,heh..
Samus: *smacks him again* GET BACK TO THE LESSON PLAN!
Porky: Yes... So, take your knives and cut a slice of the Pigtunia. Afterwards, give us a simple two page analysis on what you saw. ... You could stop hitting me, Samus.
Samus: *looks away, pouting, with crossed arms and kicks him in the shin* Can't help it. Involuntary reflex.

Characters: Krystal, Falco, Torchic, and whoever else is at Falco's dorm.
What: After the cafe, Krystal and Torchic go to visit Falco at his room.
Where: The Cafe to Dorm BE 1
When: After the closing of the cafe.
Rating: ...I'm gonna go with PG; Falco will probably try not to curse around Torchic. XD

Characters: Kazooie, Falco, Diddy, Ivysaur, some random pizza guy
What: Bird-Bonding
Where: Diddy and Falco's Dorm
When: Night of may 29th
Rating: PG for poker, vinewhip violence and censored topless chick

Falco's too emo and Kazooie steps up to ruffle his feathers in a game of strip poker.....

CLICKY CLICKY

Characters: A lot
What: Movie Night
Where: Teacher's Lounge
When: Tuesday Night, May 27th
Rating: PG13 for mature references.

The teachers watch Geno's video footage of their drunken night at the bar, Drama and Humiliation ensues while some students eavesdrop from outside.

http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=24486&e=143879

((NOTE: feel free to participate in the class via this LJ thread, the accompaning Tegaki thread, or both!))

ZOOLOGY WEEK 4 ASSIGNMENT 3

Good afternoon, class!

Today we're going to cut probably the only corpse in this world that doesn't need to be sauced for preservation:

*strainingly lugs gigantic pan with a large blue penguin up from under his desk and slams it on top with a sigh of relief*

No, Folks! This isn't professor Dedede! These creatures are called Prinnies!

Please pass around this handout so you can refer to it when needed.

In short, Prinnies hail from mostly the netherworld. They are actually the souls of deceased damned humans sewn onto demon-manuactured bird bodies in which they then become slaves as punishment for their sins before they can be reborn back into their own worlds.

Interestingly enough, they eat, poop, and whine just like real animals!

For this assignment, class, you're going to G.R.A.C.E.F.U.L.L.Y. cut open these mysterious penguins to see if they have organs or anything COMPENSATING for organs, and you're going to identify any five organs/compensations you can.



And yes,

these specimens are alive...


Except not really. They're just souls of dead humans in artificial bodies. They're used to this crap! Just ignore their cries and complaining and you should be OK!


And before we begin
I have one thing I must sincerely warn you:

DO NOT TOSS OR DROP YOUR SPECIMEN
PRINNIES EXPLODE WHEN THROWN AND WILL CAUSE A CHAIN REACTION FOR THE OTHER PRINNIES WHICH CAN BLOW UP THIS WHOLE CLASSROOM!

Anyone who fails to follow this order will fail the assignment on the spot.

Arrange yourselves in groups of four and each group will work on one prinny.

PRINNY SQUAD! GET YOUR REPENTING ASSES ON THOSE DESKS SO MY STUDENTS CAN GET TO WORK!





Extra points to any student who can confine the human soul in a jar, but you need to study necromancy for that kind of thing...

Sorry about the lack of a class last night, beep. I had some important business to attend to back in my house.

Anyway, today's lecture will be about aerial attacks. These are attacks you perform in the air, beep. You'll find yourself in the air a lot more often than you think! In fact, you will find aerial attacks to be among the strongest moves in your repertoire! Aerial moves are very necessary in knocking out your opponent, as much so as Smash Attacks. It is with aerial attacks where you must put close emphasis on spacing, beep. Make sure you don't miss! Missing an aerial attack means you will have to get up when you land, and it can cost you.

To help make sure you're in the air, I've got a control here to simulate Pokemon Stadium 2, which features a Flying transformation that allows for you to stay in the air, beep. This Stadium we're in can simulate all sorts of places! Isn't that just grand? Technology sure changes! Let's see here...

Nope, this isn't it...now how did I get it right last time?

This isn't right either. Come now, this control is so particular, beep.

Ah, here we are! Hey, beep! Get down from there, I'm not ready to start the demonstration! Such eager students...(what was Samus doing up there?).

Ahem. Here to help us with the demonstration is Sac de Sable (he's Sandbag's French cousin don't ya know?). *pushes Sac de Sable over the fans. The fans blow it in the air, keeping it suspended* These fans will keep you afloat to help you practice attacks in the air. Watch as I show a sample.

*gets over the fans and pulls out a box in front, sending Sac de Sable flying back a bit* An attack in front, beep!

*gets behind and pulls out a turtle, letting it bite Sac de Sable multiple times before sending it back* An attack from behind!

*gets under Sac de Sable and aims upward, blowing up two large puffs of 'air', hitting twice* An attack above!

*gets over Sac de Sable and pulls out a giant key, flying straight down, hitting Sac de Sable* And an attack below, beep!

*moves onto a platform* Four ways to attack! I suggest putting more focus on power with your back and down aerials, but feel free to be creative, beep!

I would like the class to demonstrate at least two different aerial attacks on Sac de Sable, but feel free if you would like to show more.


[[OOC note: Sac de Sable has a black beret, a black-and-white striped sweater, and a small French mustache X^D Do whatever you please on him. And yeah, I tried to find a picture of the Air transformation for Stadium 2 without characters but I guess this'll do!]]

Hello class, beep! Today's lecture is about basic attacks. Last week, we handled the basic jab, which is a fast, light attack. A basic attack hits with more force, beep. They are not primary knockout moves in a Smash match, however if you hit hard enough you may get surprising results!

Basic attacks can be hard, beep. It is tempting to apply too much force that would best be used for a smash attack. Still, feel free to use anything at your disposal for such an attack. I will perform a sample on Bolsa de Arena (he's a Spanish cousin to Sandbag don't ya know?).

*takes out a chair and hits with it feet out in front on Bolsa de Arena* A forward basic attack, beep. Use this to keep foes away from you while you're planning an attack, or just to knock them away.

*sets chair on ground and sits on it* Of course a basic attack isn't always aimed forward. Use something else to aim up or down low, beep.

*gets up and kneels in front of Bolsa de Arena then flips up a black line from the ground, which trips the Bolsa de Arena on the ground* Here, a basic attack aimed low. I used a manhole, beep. What? You thought it was a line? Certainly it looks like a manhole to me.

Anyway, beep *sits on chair again* As you can see I am using anything at my disposal to increase my range and power. That is the basis for Smash!

So let's see you demonstrate a basic attack against Bolsa de Arena beep. Try hitting it from below, above, and straight ahead!

[[OOC Note: Bolsa de Arena = Sandbag don't ya know? X^D Just picture him as a normal sandbag with a sombrero and a mustache X^D Every new lecture has a new relative of Sandbag. Like before, do any action you please against Bolsa de Arena]]

Welcome to Astronomy. My name is Geno ♥♪!?, but for the sake of simplicity you may call me Geno-sensei, Mr. Geno, or simply Geno. Whichever you feel comfortable with.

This course will be a basic overview of the study of celestial bodies  - stars, planets, comets, meteors, etc. This also encompasses the the study of celestial beings, smash items, and abilities. There is both a lecture and a lab for every class. In the lecture, I'll go over the basic knowledge of astronomy.  In the lab we'll be studying meteorites and smash items of celestial origin.

Every second or third class, I'll call upon four volunteers to demonstrate the use of celestial smash items and abilities*. Please be advised that you must bring your protective smash clothing on those dates.

...okay! I think that covers everything. Since today's the first day of class, we'll just talk a little bit about astronomy. And I have incentive.

~pulls out a big bowl full of Star Bits™ Candy~

Let's hear how much you know. Every student that tells me a little bit about something relating to astronomy gets a piece of candy. Once we run out of candy, class is dismissed and you're all free for the rest of the period.


Sound good?

Well then...fire away.


(The usual applies here - students that want to be released early/eat candy better speak up! ;D Teachers that may or may not want a piece of candy can get in on the action if they want. The subject can have just about anything and everything to do with stars, so long as it's remotely in smash bros canon/real astronomy.)

(*He's referring to actual smash battles on wifi. We'll have a match occasionally with only star-related smash items, and if Lucas and Ness are around, a smash ball. :D)

Characters: Peasley, falco, yoshi, marth, fox, leon, diddy, olimar, porky, young link, lucario, lucas (sorry if i miss anyone!)
What: DOOOODGEBAAALL
Where: Gym Class
When: ...gym class time?
Rating: pg: cartoon violence lol

Tegaki thread! Peasley cannot dodge.
http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=630&e=117595