Characters: Faculty only!
What: Hot Springs - Faculty side!
Where: Fountain of Youth Hot Springs, the mixed springs--which are in the middle.
When: Sunday, July 13th
Rating: Varies. PG-13 on average



You know the deal, it's a hot springs! Towels are traditional attire, but if you [or your character] doesn't feel comfortable bathing suits are a-okay as well! There are entrances and exits from the courtyard, and hotel room hallways.



Off the SEKRIT path and secluded in the woods a little is the mysterious CURSED SPRINGS. There is a large wooden sign planted in the ground that warns of danger: that those [over the age of 25] who enter these springs will be blessed with temporary youth! But maybe youth isn't all it's cracked up to be... Of course, this sign is written in Dalaamese, and therefore unreadable! Except for maybe Poo, but he's never going to set foot in here, kekeke!

Notes: If you decide to subject your character to this, they will physically and mentally age down, to whatever age you want them to be at! They can be as young as 3, they can be 20! They'll retain whatever memories they've made so far [aka they'll probably know who's who at the hotel least orz] but if you want to also change that, that's optional as well! this temporary age reversal will last 2-3 days!InAppropriate shenanigans are up to your discretion!

If you venture into the hot springs, probably start a new comment post and label it, just like with the hotel. Otherwise, have fun!

Characters: Everyone who decided to ride with Falcon
What: Bus trip to the Fountain of Youth Hot Springs
Where: On the road
When: Today
Rating: PG-13

"All right, ladies," Falcon said, climbing into the doorway of the bus, "let's do this as organized as you all can possibly manage." Which, he admitted begrudgingly, would not be very orderly. But he turned around and got into the vehicle anyway, sitting down in the drivers' seat and waiting for whoever had decided to ride with him to board.

He took a look at the dashboard and grumbled something about not being able to exceed 120 mph. "So goddamn slow." A quick glance upward. "Come on, everyone, we want to get a move on!"

Characters: Mr. G&W, Tails, Green, ROB, Bulbasaur, Charmeleon, Nyx, Geno, Dimentio, DDD, Rosalina, Sky Shaymin, Louie, Peasley, Chibi Robot, Luigi, Shaymin, Mimi
What: Lots of random cafe related things
Where: ... Café. X^D
When: Monday, 30 Jun 2008
Rating: PG-13 to be safe

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Characters: G&W, Mimi, Dimentio, Luigi, Peasley, DeDeDe, Tails, Bulbasaur, Charmeleon, Sky Shaymin, Shaymin, Louie, Chibi-Robo, Nyx, Geno, Rosalina, ROB
What: Your weekly cafe shenanigans!
Where: Sumabura Cafe
When: 6/30/2008
Rating: PG-13. We've got some swearing, I think XD

( Sumabura Cafe 6/30 | Part 2/2 )

Characters: Samus, Jolene, OPEN TO OTHERS, especially other female staff!
What: GALPAL SHOPPING TIEM and probably BOY TALK lol
Where: Delfino Mall, downtown, Final Destination City.
When: Tuesday, July 1st, 6pmish.
Rating: preemptively marking as PG-13; expected potty mouths.

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Characters: Samus, Falcon, Olimar, Porky [Special guest appearances with Ms. Marshmallow, and Colnel Cutie], Nook, Shabunga, Waluigi, Leon, Rosalina, Geno, Bowser, Snake, Peppy. Special Cameos: Kylie Koopa, Conker, Mr. Mask.
What: Faculty Drinking night #2
Where: Cock & Plucker
When: Friday, June 13th 10pmish until the wee hours of the morning?
Rating: PG-13 just to be safe. Bow-Bow got in a nasty fight, which means blood. And potty mouths. :u

OLD NEWS. I DON'T KNOW HOW I FORGOT TO POST THIS, I'M REALLY SORRY.

http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=24249&e=166223

...
...
... Before I start this class, I just want to say this.
You've been talking behind my back, haven't you? Talking about mean ol' Mr. Minch.
I have ears all around this school, children. There's nothing, and I mean nothing, that won't get passed me.
Guess you children are at that age where you like to gossip a lot.
I don't blame you... Too much.
But for your own sakes... Stop it.

Let's move onto our next lesson of the day.
Freedom of speech.
Ho, ho, hoh...

This has been a major topic in the history of man.
In those olden days, governments used to pick out which words were right and wrong and send them out into the public.
All those ideas they thought were harmful, they destroyed.
Understandably, of course.

However, especially during the Enlightenment, there were philosophers that disagreed with the way things are run.
Voltaire, especially.
He said, and I quote, "Sir, I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it,"

Yes, freedom of speech guarantees your right to say absolutely anything.
Say, for example, a student... Let's say Lucas... Says "I hate pigs and I want to slaughter them all,"
There's no problem in him saying it.
Oh, no,no.
But... It's the consequences that people have to watch out for.
So, after he says that, let's say, oh... He gets shot in the head (by a Pig Mask).

You can say what you want to say and nobody can stop you from saying it, but you must accept what happens after you say that.
Many people seem to believe that freedom of speech is something you can just say and get away with.
Nope. Definitely not.
So, remember kids: there is always a consequence for your action, no matter what you do.
They may not be good... Probably not bad...
But a consequence, always.

Remember that. This is very important for your (not as important) life.
Any questions, hm~?

Welcome back to Astronomy, students.

First of all, I want to apologize. I've been a little absent from my office this past week, for personal reasons. Even so I hope you all got my notice to bring your brawling gear to the stadium because today we will be experimenting with Celestial Items.

You'll find a set of Starmen (the invincible type, not the weird monster type!) and a set of warpstars in each kit I've provided. Pair up with a sparring partner, grab your sets of brawling stars, and let's see  some demonstration of what we've learned about these items so far.

Which two would like to give our first demonstration?

Today is a special class, folks!

I have a species of specimen that just arrived this morning after being on back order since my first year on the job! I just HAD to push this week's original assignment on hold!

So, ladies and gents... Today's assignment will be on SNIFITS!

Here's your handout on the subject...
These creatures come from various parts of the Mushroom Kingdom, Yoshi's Island, and the dream world of Subcon. They spit bullets from

BEFORE WE GET TO THE GLORIOUS CUTTING...
WE'RE GOING TO WATCH A DOCUMENTARY!



Then you will all proceed to pair up with each other and take a snifit from the pile in front of the room to get started.


The task is simply to find where it's balls are stored and by balls I mean bullets, you crazy sick bastards. Then you will each take a ball and observe it under a microscope.

Please note that even though these snifits are indeed DEAD and dripping with formaldehyde which is getting on my clothes from holding this one up for so long. uggh., standing one upright and bopping it square on the scalp will indeed make it fire bullets. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS. You will also fail the assignment if you hand me a fired bullet instead of a dissected one. It's not hard to tell the difference!

So I'll get the projector started and we'll go on with the movie...

[[OOC: I know I've been bad about posting classes but THAT'S OKAY. I'll be leaving for new york on wednesday so I'm pushing this thread FORWARD in time so that I can reply to any comments. ;D This class takes place on tuesday. Pretend we've been having class every week as usual. Hooray!]]

Hello class, and welcome back.

Today we'll be taking a break from our talk of asteroids, comets, and meteors, to discuss something a bit more interesting - Sentient stars.

Lumas, also known as Star Kids, are examples of sentient stars. These are tiny little guys that, one day, will grow up to be full fledged stars or even galaxies.  They come in all kinds of colors and each possesses unique abilities. They're also quite friendly and cheerful, and enjoy eating Star Bits - a celestial candy that floats around in space (You remember I gave some out in our first class...)

While most lumas will transform into stars and galaxies, others will grow up to be Star Spirits or Star Guardians. Star Spirits are dedicated celestial souls that protect the Star Rod - a very special celestial artifact that harnesses the power of the Star Road. The Star Road is a special place where wishing stars are  formed and then fall from the sky. Wishes made on these stars always come true; this makes the Star Road VERY important!

The Star Road is protected by Star Guardians. ~smiles smugly~  They ensure the peace of the Star Road, and the wishes made upon its stars. And if anything happens to it they are sworn to do what they can to remedy the situation.

~smiles and morphs into his regular doll form, removing his glasses~ In fact, when the Star Road was shattered, one of the Star Guardians descended upon this planet and took the form of a doll in order to retrieve the pieces. ~Closes his eyes, and his doll body shrinks and collapses onto the floor,  a small star ascending from it.~

Ta-Da! Now you know where I came from and why I'm so passionate about this subject. ~The star flies around the room (avoiding Kirby like the plague, sorry!) and then descends back into the doll's body. Gijinka Geno is once again present.~

So~ ! ~adjusts his glasses~

Any questions?

Characters: Mario, Mallow, Geno, Bowser, Peach
What: With Mallow's addition to the school, Peach reminisces of older times when she, Mario, and Bowser all worked together alongside Geno and Mallow as a team. She calls them all together in hopes of a truce or even a hint of friendship - after all they are going to be in the same school for at least a year!
Where: Student Council Meeting Room
When: June 7th at 7pm
Rating: PG at most!

( Awful! Horrible!....isn't it? )

Characters: A lot
What: Movie Night
Where: Teacher's Lounge
When: Tuesday Night, May 27th
Rating: PG13 for mature references.

The teachers watch Geno's video footage of their drunken night at the bar, Drama and Humiliation ensues while some students eavesdrop from outside.

http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=24486&e=143879

Characters: Porky, Claus, Olimar, Louie, Captain Falcon, any other involved staff members or students
What: After the few nights, Porky finally found a way to get even with Olimar. He carries his plan out tonight.
Where: Various areas in Sumabura Gakuen, teachers' dorms, Pig Mask Army's mothership
When: Few nights after the faculty trip to the bar
Rating: ???

Alright, I know it's a little last minute everyone but my Motivational Speaking class will be holding a Talent Show for the upcoming festival. If you can sing, play an instrument, dance, perform skits, do special tricks, or even read poetry, you can sign up here. I'd like for the show to last during the entire festival so that there's always a place to go sit down and  watch something, so I'd like as many entries as possible - and encore performances are encouraged.

If you're signing up as a group, be sure to put all of your names down on one line and the name of the group if applicable.

Students from M.S. class who want to participate but don't want to perform, I also have a sign up sheet for stage crew. I'll need help building a temporary stage as well as managing the sound and lights.

Students in my class that perform will get 10 extra credit points added to their first speech grade, stage crew get 5.

If it sounds good to you, then sign away.

TALENT SHOW PERFORMERS
1. Peasley
2. Red and Ivysaur
3. Torchic
4. Zelda
5. Peach


TALENT SHOW STAGE CREW
1. Geno
2. Togepi
3. 

Hello students and welcome to Motivational Speaking. For those of you whom I've not met or had in my Astronomy class, my name is Geno. You can call me any variation of my name as long as it's not entirely disrespectful.

In this class we'll cover communication skills and how to effectively use them to motivate, inspire, and persuade. Hopefully by the end of this year, you will have learned to communicate effectively.

I'll be frank with you - alot of you are in this class because you think it's easy. That's fine, actually, because it is. I will give no exams and assign no homework, aside from two prepared speeches, one as a midterm and one as a final exam. Aside from those two speeches, all our speeches will be impromptu - although you can do extra preparation if it makes you feel more comfortable.

As long as you actually come to class and participate in speech presentations, you will get an A in this class, easy. Also, you're free to make your speeches as fun, silly, and entertaining as you want as long as you stick to whatever theme you're going for. So really, this can be an easy, fun class for all of us. It's up to you.

Oh yeah,  no interrupting people when they're giving a speech, and be sure to always applaud them when they're done. We'll be critiquing speeches occasionally, but when we do, keep the criticism constructive. Being mean will get you sent to the headmaster's office. Or maybe I'll just kick you out of class and let Resetti deal with you. We're all in this together, alright? So let's support each other.

Alright, that just about covers it.

So! Since in this class we'll essentially be studying communication skills, I guess it's important to know how we communicate. Sure, we use words to communicate with each other, but we communicate in other ways too. Can anyone tell me ways other than talking that we communicate with each other?

Well, all right. It's after school and I'm supposed to sit here and take entries for the festival tournament. Remember! The tournament we're hosting will start after all the festivities in our festivals. So, er... Around seven or so, since you guys get a day off then. Lucky you.

The prize for winning would be a grand total of 700,000 DP! Second prize winners will receive 200,000 DP while the third place winners will receive a mere 50,000 DP. You can see the difference, can't you?

This is a tag team tournament, so you MUST have a partner with you! If you're a teacher, you have to pair up with either a student or go alone. 

The tournament will take place, naturally, in the Academy Stadium.

So, come one, come all! Try your chance at the grand cash prize!

Not only that, but this will prove to see who exactly is the greatest fighting pair of this school!

'Course... Heh, heh... We all know that it's going to be Claus and I.

Here's the list of entries so far:

Entry #1: Porky and Claus

Entry #2: Olimar and Louie

Entry #3: Samus and ???

Entry #4: Geno and ???

Entry #5: Conker and Diddy Kong

Entry #6: Link and ???

Entry #7: Kumatora and ???

Entry #8: Snake and ???

Entry #9: Samus and ???

(Well! As long as you guys don't have partners, Claus and I will automatically win! I can't blame you guys for being so scared. Kya, hah!)

Welcome to Astronomy. My name is Geno ♥♪!?, but for the sake of simplicity you may call me Geno-sensei, Mr. Geno, or simply Geno. Whichever you feel comfortable with.

This course will be a basic overview of the study of celestial bodies  - stars, planets, comets, meteors, etc. This also encompasses the the study of celestial beings, smash items, and abilities. There is both a lecture and a lab for every class. In the lecture, I'll go over the basic knowledge of astronomy.  In the lab we'll be studying meteorites and smash items of celestial origin.

Every second or third class, I'll call upon four volunteers to demonstrate the use of celestial smash items and abilities*. Please be advised that you must bring your protective smash clothing on those dates.

...okay! I think that covers everything. Since today's the first day of class, we'll just talk a little bit about astronomy. And I have incentive.

~pulls out a big bowl full of Star Bits™ Candy~

Let's hear how much you know. Every student that tells me a little bit about something relating to astronomy gets a piece of candy. Once we run out of candy, class is dismissed and you're all free for the rest of the period.


Sound good?

Well then...fire away.


(The usual applies here - students that want to be released early/eat candy better speak up! ;D Teachers that may or may not want a piece of candy can get in on the action if they want. The subject can have just about anything and everything to do with stars, so long as it's remotely in smash bros canon/real astronomy.)

(*He's referring to actual smash battles on wifi. We'll have a match occasionally with only star-related smash items, and if Lucas and Ness are around, a smash ball. :D)

[[Assume this class happens after Porky's Philosophy class]]

Leon's sick because he's an idiot who can't read. But you all knew that anyway. I'll be subbing for him in the meantime. You can call me Miss Aran, or Samus will do just fine.

Leon didn't exactly leave any footnotes so you guys might have to help fill me in on what he's covered already. For the sake of my sanity, I'm going to try and integrate my class lessons with Leon's, even if you aren't ordinarily in my classes... a little extra learning never hurt. Today will be "projectile weaponry and item usage" together. That means Zoology and [Bio]Mechanical Engineering tomorrow ...this is gonna' be interesting.

Actually, I'll make you kids a special deal; if you cooperate well enough in these combination classes [that is to say, the ones I sub until Leon gets back], I'll exempt you from my classes. There's no point in covering the same thing twice when you can do it in one shot. You can take that as a "free study class" ...Because, I know you're all going to run over to the "library" and study like good little students, and not play hooky, of course. And I certainly didn't suggest that, not I~

But only if you're good and help me out here. Do not mistake my kindness for weakness, or you will sorely regret it.



I'll start with role call...


[[Which will be more like a self role call. *3*; Comment if you're here. Teachers, as always, are also welcome to drop in randomly too. XD]]

(It's mingle time! Students and teachers, come on in, sip a cup of your favorite brew, scarf down cakes, and interact with each other. :D Anything goes!)