Who: Riley and anybody passing by the kitchen
What: Something's a cooking! Well, more like Riley is.
Where: Student Kitchens
When: Sunday 14th August to Friday 19th August afternoon to evening.
Warnings: There are Pokemons running about.

( No, not cakes. )

(( give a date, give a time and let's roll baby. ))

Who: Peach and YOU
What: Peach is in a severe baking mood. Does that intrigue you?
Where: Student Kitchen
When: July 8-10, from Afternoon to Evening
Warnings: Diabetes...no really. Diabetes.

It was summer. The heat was unbearable unless if you had a body of water to go to of any form. While Peach did enjoy those things...there was something else that she wanted to do.

Bake. She had no idea why. But she was compelled to do a huge baking frenzy. It was fun to her and with summer comes the in season for all kinds of summer cakes.

Should the heavenly smell of baking drive you into the kitchen, maybe you'd like some of the goods? Or maybe you want to chat it up? I mean seriously, who do you think she's baking all this for? Herself? Heck no.

Who: EVERYONE
What: Makeshift beach party in the stadium
Where: Stadium
When: July 2nd and 3rd, ALL DAY
Warnings: Beaches, warm weather, speedoes, bikinis and punch

So she couldn't get out of the school. Pffft! Big fat hairy deal. She was the wunderkind! If Lash couldn't go to a birthday party anywhere, she'd bring the party to her.

Or more exactly, she'd ask Robotnik to dump a ton of sand into the stadium and transform it into a makeshift beach. Watch were you walked however, there were still stuck crabs and seashells strewn around. It wasn't like the thing was sifted before being put here, after all. With the help of a few robots, there were a few pools of various sizes all around the large space along with the normal swimming pool which wasn't too far away. Combined with the nearby sauna and spa it could almost recreate the experience! And the sun was bright and shining today too; the type of weather you'd want to go on the beach for.

A small row of chairs and parasols stood in the middle for those that wanted to just lazy around and do nothing.

And then she used the stadium's battle simulator to do the rest, turning the barren beach land into something more of a true beach. Blink and you might see that the illusion fazed in and out like it always did. Not to mention she was stretching it out, using it like that.

Nancy stood outside next to table, helping the girl set up drinks and snacks. Even the bear was dressed up with an overly comically large pair of sunglasses. The large blocks of dry frozen ice kept the ice cream and frozen sweets at perfect temperature. Lash was already walking around with a vanilla ice cream cone.

Finally, a large DJ table and radio kept the place pumped with music into their ears. Sometimes pretty calming music, other times a gentle ska, before turning into something that got your blood pumping for a little. The place was open up for requests too (we're looking at you, Jake)

When everything was done, she put on her only best swimsuit and shades before sending out a message to everyone.


[[OOC - Feel free to jump into each other's conversations if you like or start new threads with an activity like 'Ness cooks burgers', 'someome spikes the goddamn punch again', 'Jeff starts a bunch of fireworks< or 'Kirby makes shaved ices but eats it all' etc. Have fun! Don't forget to add your character's tag when you post! Edit: I mean your character's ENTRY TAG in the log journal. Using the EDIT TAGS button. Not your first post.]]

Who: Bob Heather Arceus, her staff, and you
What: An day-long brunch at the cafe. THIS IS THE MENU. There might even be a few people from out of town for it.
Where: Downtown Final Destination City, Royale Cafe
When: Sunday, May 15th
Warnings: Saturnese Tea

[[OOC- Prose or action posts are both fine. Go with what you feel like posting and start new threads as you need them]]

"I think we're all done!" Bob declared as she placed the last part of the menu in the steaming plates. "Clients should begin to arrive soon. The plates will fill themselves up, so if you want to change and eat with everyone else, you're quite welcome to." The perks of knowing magic. The fine china had been taken out and placed on the tables, as a giant crystal chandelier stood floating in the air, overlooking everything. The room smelled like a rose garden, and Bob removed her chef's hat before ripping off her clothes and...having another outfit right under it.

She was going to play the role of the lovely hostess today.

Who: sumabura_gakuen
What: Dorm hijinks and etc. Whatever you want.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond. Do what you need! ✩
When: April 30 - May 15
Warnings: I wrote 'hijinks'. That should explain everything.

Ripped off the last one: Basically, here's what this is: we all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good portal for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR and the like.

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Anything and everything is possible. Harrass your least favorite teacher by throwing oranges at their window! Play your favorite survival horror game at night while subjecting your squeamish friends to your dark tastes! Get into a squabble with your next door neighbors about unappreciated late-hour rackets! Confess your love to the girl of your dreams after class is over! It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Show this log no mercy.

Who: EVERYONE
What: Giant cthulhulike chicken terrorizes the school and city. Can everyone stop it?
Where: Everywhere the giant chicken goes
When: April 26th to April 27th morning before sunrise
Warnings: CHICKENS
Music: This one.

A giant monster blob was threatening not only the school, but the city now. Yet it was not without hope! For Smash Academy's bravest heroes stepped up to the plate to fight of this giant poultry blob menace. Yet there was more. Scores of goombas, machines, dodongos monsters of all shapes and sizes that could easily be identified serving three individuals fighting not against the school, but alongside with it. And a brave angel rallied up the rest. Teamwork was a key element. Need a lift? There was a peahat waiting for you...but would it be enough?

Could the giant chicken survive so much onslaught? Only time would tell.

Who: sumabura_gakuen
What: CARNIVAL TIME
Where: Close to the school, obvs.
When: Friday - Sunday night GO GO FUTURE DATING

It was always a treat for the carnival to come by. Rides, games, food... Perfect place for a date, or just to have some fun yourself. Student discount? Of course! There's a large Ferris Bueller Wheel in the center of it all, beckoning all with it's beautiful lights. There's eating contests, haunted houses, and even a dunk tank. Who knows? Maybe your least favorite teacher will be sitting in it.

Come one, come all. The carnival never lasts forever, after all.

[OOC: I'm not running this. Put a location in your subject line and have a ball!]

Who: Eggman and Political Science students
What: Eggman is a dick. News at 11.
Where: Political Science classroom
When: Wednesday, April 13
Warnings: An uncontrollable urge to punch fatty in his stupid ugly face.

( Evil Villain 101 )

Who: Anyone!
What: Hot springs!
When: April 8th
Where: Nimbus Land!
Warnings: You're going to have SBGers barely clothed in hot water.

( Splish splash I was takin a bath )

Who: Slippy, Dedede, Lash
What: Dedede being his jolly self and resorting to kidnapping. SLIPPY BEING A BADASS.
Where: A jolly romp all over town
When: March 30th, Afternoon
Warnings: Afro wunderkinds swearing.

Lash was, perhaps, not the greatest of mothers when it came to raising Pokemon. Or anything.

Alright, alright, she was bad, but not above asking for help from the others. Even if she still found him bizarre, Falkner had been a good teacher to her. Skarmory would take a few years to be any use, but damn it if the little bugger wasn't growing on her, even if he left terrible scratch marks. With the advice of those around her, she was making some progress. Perhaps not as fast as others, but it was satisfactory for Lash.Besides, she had broken up the rules of nature by capturing parents and making them make an egg. Instead of doing the sensible thing. Not that Skarmory knew.

She had grown attached, Lash realized, as she watched him move around FCD's park, pecking at the ground and moving with the attention span of a seven year old. He still wasn't' flying yet, but figured he would when he was good and ready. Life had been pretty good, she had to admit. Here, she could take the time here to relax a little, let her guard down and just think about what the future could bring her. Things like Zapdos, and White Dwarf, and people she liked and..

Of course she should have known that something was going to happen.

Who: You!
What: Cherry Blossom Festival
When: March 25-31st.
Where: All over town. Wherever you find a cherry tree.
Rating: Who knows how across the board this'll be <8|

( Pink petals passing, Lining streams in lace )

Who: Peach and ALL YOU HARDCORE TEA LOVING MOTHER&%$@ERS
What: MOTHER&%$@ING TEA PARTY
Where: SOME BIG MOTHER%$@#ING ROOM
When: MOTHER&%$@ING SATURDAY AFTERNOON
Warnings: POSSIBLY SOME CRAZY MOTHER%$#@ING FIGHTING? IDK?

( MOTHER^%$#ING CUT )

Characters: Petunia, Ana, Olaf, Kirby, Dedede
What: Petunia and Ana are beset by sundry foul beasts, an uneasy triad of heroes sets out to rescue them, and in doing so discover a terrible beast that threatens all of creation - Bongo Bongo.
Where: Southside, Near a Graveyard, The Greater Final Destination City Area
When: Sometime during The Great War
Rating: B, for beard. P, for poyo. PP, for purple pikmin. PK, for psychic powers. PG-13, for Penguin over the age of 13.

( Subtitle: A Distressing Cry of Distress! Quickly, Lest You Save Us We Shall Surely Perish! or The Spirit of Foul Beats Shall Be Beaten Back! You Cannot Strive Against Our Combined Might! )

Characters: A bunch
What: Comedy cafe with things other than comedy. Gotta unwind before the war!
Where: Sumabura Cafe (indoors. It's still winter, guys!)
When: February 18th (during the evacuation)
Rating: PG-13 for language, I guess.

( Now formatted by yours truly! )

WHO:OPEN LOG!
WAT [awwww]: DEDEDE's School Meeting
WHERE: Auditorium...
WHEN: Tuesday, Noon [Feb 17th]
RATING: D for Dedede.

( What is he up to Now? ... Oh, a Speech! )

[[OOC - Yeah, the time has come to DDD to be full of himself since he is a Paranoid Megalomaniac, Please consider this as DDD OverReacting to a situation that has already been normalized...]]

Who: A SHITLOAD OF FOLKS. If you have an underage character looking to be intoxicated, bring them here.
What: Paaaaarty whooo
Where: Ganondorf's FD house. Pretend Char posted directions on his journal.
When: The night after football tryouts.
Rating: ololol probably PG-13 because drinking and potty mouths


( Paaarty woo )

 The same sign lay on the enterance.

The notice on the door:

 When entering, you will be directed to a table and a serving group. You may ask for a table for yourself to wait for others to arrive or come directly as a group yourself. If you do not have a specific person to sit with, we can randomly place you at a table. Each table will have a letter. The letter will show who is serving you, therefore you can order your food here as well as ask for assistance. Please do try to not damage anything, and you may start moving around once you finish eating. Thank you.

 But this time there was a sign expressing the theme of day. "CROSS DRESSING, Love. CrazyHand"

 NOTE: GUESTS CAN CHOOSE TO CROSSDRESS OR NOT, Was the best I could get out of CrazyHand. sorry guys, Marth.

 ((This time there is 3 waiter/waiteress groups and I'll put who your partner is here alright? I hope Cheebo doesn't mind being a chef and you may pick your costumes from here

 What Marth found in the box Crazy hand sent him:

Waiter costumes: 
- Nurse
- Sailor Fuku
- Princess

 Waiteress costumes:
- Waiter
- Tuxedo
- Work out uniform(?)

 Cooks can choose a costume that isn't repeated that is for their opposite gender.

 Marth himself found the same maid outfit he tossed out many days ago to be newly made and revamped. -facepalm-))

Blood walks in and flicks his cigarette into the waste basket.

"Ok kids, here we go with another round of auto shop. Today, I am going to teach you the fundamentals. Lets start with the basic machine parts.

The three basic parts are:

Body

The body is the largest and most important part of the machine. It determines cornering, control, speed, acceleration and durability.

Booster

The booster affects your Boost rating, as well as the general balance between acceleration and the maximum speed

Cockpit

The cockpit is directly related to your machine's control (cornering) rating, and also factors into your machine's durability

Each of these parts are separated by weight and class. There are 5 grades per class. A,B,C,D,and E. As for weight, there is a typical range with these parts. The body can range from 240lbs to 1600lbs. Cockpits range from 230lbs to 640lbs. And the Booster can range from 140lbs to 860lbs.

I imagine you all must be bored to tears right now so I'm gonna save the details for another class. In the meantime, go to this site and take the test. I want to see your results posted here!"

*Whatever was left over after Jolene's departure is long gone, swept up like all other things in the school.
The room in it's place is practically sparkling, it's just that orderly and clean. There's a fish tank against one of the back walls, but it's empty, and on each desk is a colourful folder...



..filled with loseleaf paper, a pen, and a... permission slip?

Tanaka stands front an center, a near hair'd monolith with a dorky smile on his face.
Behind him, a tiny robot is hovering around, writing a name on the whiteboard.*


GOOD AFTERNOON STUDENTS! MY NAME IS
JOHN TANAKA
AND I AM HERE TO TEACH YOU THE ART OF
L O V E !

Regardless of sex, species and lifestyle habits, love is one of life's near universal emotions! Today's class will be simple and straight forward. Growing up as you are, many of you have started to or are going to go through many changes in your body.



With today being used to answer and and all questions that you may have!
Don't be shy, on the road of life, the only wrong questions are the ones unanswered!!