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What? Jolene's sister, Joanne's slumber party, because Surge dumped her.
Who? Jolene, Joanne, Linebeck, T. Link, Tetra, & Samus
Where? Jolene's house. (there is booze for everyone)
When? tonight!
[PRIVATE FOR INVITES ONLY, but people can hack by calling the phone, or coming to her house. Dunno why you would, but you have the option.]

IT'S TIME FOR EPIC CRAZY )
22nd-Jul-2008 07:54 pm - MATH 101 Lecture #6 - Absolute Values
Hello again. I hope you have been sufficiently awakened by the last class...*chuckles*. Just sit down quickly and hand in your problem sets, etc. etc. Your quizzes from last week are also graded...and curved due to some major failures difficulties. Hmph!

This is an easy class today...so you can stop looking so damned crestfallen. Now... *starts writing on board*


16th-Jul-2008 10:38 pm - MATH 101 Lecture #5 - QUIZ LOL
*hmphs before standing in front of more-or-less tired students*

Harumph! Okay class. Since you look soooo psyched right after coming to that really damned crazy and not so relaxing trip, I thought it would be "fun" to get your day started with....

*paper rustles*

A POP QUIZ. Take all your materials away - except for your pencil and eraser - and take the test. When you are done, you can leave. Any blank handed-in forms will result in fatal shake-age. GOT IT?

Oh, your last problem set grades are posted as well...AND TAKE THIS WEEK'S HOMEWORK ON THE WAY OUT. har har har. >:}

13th-Jul-2008 08:32 pm - [HOT SPRINGS TRIP] - MIXED SPRINGS
Characters: Faculty only!
What: Hot Springs - Faculty side!
Where: Fountain of Youth Hot Springs, the mixed springs--which are in the middle.
When: Sunday, July 13th
Rating: Varies. PG-13 on average



You know the deal, it's a hot springs! Towels are traditional attire, but if you [or your character] doesn't feel comfortable bathing suits are a-okay as well! There are entrances and exits from the courtyard, and hotel room hallways.



Off the SEKRIT path and secluded in the woods a little is the mysterious CURSED SPRINGS. There is a large wooden sign planted in the ground that warns of danger: that those [over the age of 25] who enter these springs will be blessed with temporary youth! But maybe youth isn't all it's cracked up to be... Of course, this sign is written in Dalaamese, and therefore unreadable! Except for maybe Poo, but he's never going to set foot in here, kekeke!

Notes: If you decide to subject your character to this, they will physically and mentally age down, to whatever age you want them to be at! They can be as young as 3, they can be 20! They'll retain whatever memories they've made so far [aka they'll probably know who's who at the hotel least orz] but if you want to also change that, that's optional as well! this temporary age reversal will last 2-3 days!InAppropriate shenanigans are up to your discretion!

If you venture into the hot springs, probably start a new comment post and label it, just like with the hotel. Otherwise, have fun!
12th-Jul-2008 11:02 pm
Characters: Many
What: Hotel Antics
Where: Fountain of Youth Hot Springs , hotel lobby and then some
When: today
Rating: Varies. PG-13 on average

[[ OOC notice. This post will act as a hub for hotel antics outside the bath areas. Each room (or place should you go exploring with your buddies) will be it's own thread IN THIS POST. Those of you STARTING threads make sure you fill the subject line appropriately (like "so & so's room " or "the grand buffet") for easy indexing. If comment threads get squished too far into the right after a while, feel free to start a new part 2 thread.

TEGAKI THREADS ARE ALSO ALLOWED. Anyone who begins a Tegaki log, post a link to that tegaki thread in a new thread WITHIN THIS POST as you would a new LJ room log.

Lastly, there's internet access so you can post personal thoughts and things in your regular journals but you don't need to link them here.

That is all!

I'm going to start the lobby thread in the comments]]

Oh, and

Mucho thankos to [livejournal.com profile] sora_dake_ka for composing this map!
Characters: G&W, Fox, Linebeck, Chansey, Kazooie, Banjo, Gruntilda, Jolteon, Surge, Otacon, Oak, Falcon, Jeff, Ness, Yoshi, Guy, Makar, Arcanine, Vulpix, Daisy
What: Your weekly cafe shenanigans! Cafe destruction is imminent nao.
Where: Sumabura Cafe
When: 7/07/2008
Rating: PG-13. Were-jolts, chaos and cupcake arsey.

9th-Jul-2008 11:05 pm - Thursday's Gym Class - Grind 4 Life
* There is absolutely no one in the track field today. However, the entire place seems to have an army of metallic bars installed in the middle as well and some ramps. A large brown box sits in the middle, but it seems to be taped shut*

A song begins to play in the track's speakers....
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SUDDENLY(!!) The wind picks up and the assembled students watch their gym teacher jump from the top of the school's building right down to the ground*



Ladies! Welcome to another exciting gym class. As you can probably see from my KICKASS entrance, I'm a really good mood today. As you all know, there's a school trip this weekend, and, well making you run laps would be boring. Plus, I need to make this more exciting if you morons want to do ANYTHING. Today, we'll be doing some grinding, using some material I got from some of my old friends in Tokyo-to.

*opens the box and pulls out a multitude of oddly colored roller blades*



Okay, here's some special roller blades that have special magnets in them that allow you to grind on metal. They also have mini rockets allowing you to go in blazing speeds of lights.

Here are my rules for using them:

- Wear protective gear if you're some sort of wimp.

- Don't blame me if you hurt yourself, you're a freaking idiot.

Good luck and try not to get your face bashed in before the weekend trip. I'll be grading you on how well you grind.

Characters: G&W, Fox, Linebeck, Chansey, Kazooie, Banjo, Gruntilda, Jolteon, Surge, Otacon, Oak, Falcon, Jeff, Ness, Yoshi, Guy, Makar, Arcanine, Vulpix, Daisy
What: Your weekly cafe shenanigans! Cafe destruction is imminent.
Where: Sumabura Cafe
When: 7/07/2008
Rating: PG-13. Destruction and mayhem and who knows what else.


Ffffff This is super late. Totally my fault guys, I'm sorry |||orz Getting part one up so you can at least read that. 2 and 3 following shortly. You can beat me up all you want in the chat later orz.

Characters: G&W, Fox, Linebeck, Chansey, Kazooie, Banjo, Gruntilda, Jolteon, Surge, Otacon, Oak, Falcon, Jeff, Ness, Yoshi, Guy, Makar, Arcanine, Vulpix, Daisy
What: Your weekly cafe shenanigans! Cafe destruction is imminent.
Where: Sumabura Cafe
When: 7/07/2008
Rating: PG-13. Destruction and mayhem and who knows what else.


Sumabura Cafe 7/7 | Part 1/3 )
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7th-Jul-2008 05:27 pm - [HEART SWAP EVENT] Oak and Otacon!
Who: Linebeck (Background), Oak, Otacon, Manaphy, Possibly Surge.
What: Oak and Otacon gets "swapped" while they attempt to test out Ota's pokedex
Where: Near Linebeck's office (hallway!)
When: The afternoon of Monday, July 7th
Rating: PG




1st-Jul-2008 06:54 pm - WOMANLY SHOPPING TIEM
Characters: Samus, Jolene, OPEN TO OTHERS, especially other female staff!
What: GALPAL SHOPPING TIEM and probably BOY TALK lol
Where: Delfino Mall, downtown, Final Destination City.
When: Tuesday, July 1st, 6pmish.
Rating: preemptively marking as PG-13; expected potty mouths.

Read more... )
Characters: Linebeck, Jolene
What: Two teachers drink and complain. IDK what else will ensue...
Where: Linebeck's Office
When: Tuesday, July 1st, After classes are over
Rating: PG-13? probably

READ PLZ )
30th-Jun-2008 05:56 pm - MATH 101 Lecture #3 - Graphs
Hello, ignorant kids students. Just sit down quickly and hand in your problem sets, etc. etc. *is a bit nervous due to current events of a certain teacher coming into sbg ((Only super hacker students can comment on this k?))*

I guess I was a bit harsh on you last week (Pffff) by giving you a problem with imaginary numbers. But to the smarter students, I'm glad it was very easy to handle. Har har. Anyway, we'll be learning more about the visual aspects of various equations in the Cartesian plane.



25th-Jun-2008 02:26 pm - MATH 101 Lecture #2 - Quadratics
Welcome again, ignorant children students. I hope you did not have much trouble with your first problem set. Anyway, just hand in your work in front of my desk and I'll hand you the grades next time.

After seeing a couple of people struggle EPICALLY FAIL with your first lesson, I'm going to help you learn about the quadratic formula...and to some extent, square roots.

18th-Jun-2008 09:05 pm - MATH 101 Lecture #1 - Algebra Basics
Welcome to Math 101, ignorant children students. I hope you haven't misplaced your brains lately, for I will try to allow you to learn some math before you graduate from this high school.

Since I do not exactly know each student's math skill level, I will just do an introductory algebra lecture for now. Then, depending on how many understand it, I will go a little further on more specific topics like number theory, geometry, combinatorics...so on.

*pauses briefly on whiteboard before writing*

Hnnngh~ I hope I know what I'm doing. Mechanical Engineering and Armed Weaponry don't exactly have suitable themes to tie in with all this festival stuff...


I know a number of you have been curious as to what I'm doing for the festival, and I'm happy to announce I've finalized plans with Snake and Olimar for this one. We're going to bring you karaoke night here at SumaBura. Multi-lingual karaoke.

On the day of the festival we'll be setting up in room 106, which is one of the larger classrooms located fairly close to the cafeteria. We'll be selecting songs that are sung in various languages and come from different cultures. Snake will have a device that's going to translate them. I'll let him elaborate on that in more detail... Who knows... maybe you'll even pick up a few phrases in another language~

If you have any music you'd like to share, go ahead, burn it to a disk or something and bring it in. The more the merrier.

Even if you aren't one of our students, or if you don't feel comfortable singing I encourage you to come and watch at least. Come... watch and laugh. Have a good time. Do what you kids do. Just don't throw stuff at or discourage whoever's on stage less you want me or Snake to return the favor. Ordinarily, we wouldn't allow beverages/food in the classrooms but since it's so close to the cafeteria I think we can make a special exception in this case; if you want to eat and watch the show at the same time. I'm so not picking up after you guys though. Save it for the janitor. Teachers bored out of their minds or brave enough to give the mic a try are also welcome to pop in. I know I won't until after I get a few beers in me...

We'll be doing this after Geno's talent show, since I suspect several of you may want to preform both here and there. Don't want to steal your thunder, Geno. It'll be a good chance to loosen up and wind down after the talent show.



Additionally, I noticed none of you have signed up for the tournament yet, which'll happen the day after the festival. Not that I blame you for being hesitant... But if you're having trouble picking a partner, I'll be improvising my next class to try and help you find a suitable partner, if you haven't already. I'll help you find someone who will balance your strengths and weaknesses, or compliment your fighting style. I myself, am considering entering in the tournament. If any other teachers want to assist in this partner-matching, please, by all means, don't let me stop you...

If you don't want to enter in the tournament, that's ok too. No harm in watching. I hope. Maybe it'll be a bust and no one will enter after all, Porky. Heehee.

Any questions?
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