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Entry tags:
- !class log,
- !mixed log,
- !rp log,
- !tegaki log,
- # zoology,
- amy rose (sonic),
- chansey (pokemon),
- diddy kong (donkey kong),
- falco lombardi (star fox),
- ganondorf dragmire (zelda),
- kirby (kirby),
- krystal (starfox),
- leon powalski (starfox),
- prince peasley (mario),
- red (pokemon),
- silver (sonic the hedgehog)
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((NOTE: feel free to participate in the class via this LJ thread, the accompaning Tegaki thread, or both!))
ZOOLOGY WEEK 4 ASSIGNMENT 3
Good afternoon, class!
Today we're going to cut probably the only corpse in this world that doesn't need to be sauced for preservation:
*strainingly lugs gigantic pan with a large blue penguin up from under his desk and slams it on top with a sigh of relief*
No, Folks! This isn't professor Dedede! These creatures are called Prinnies!
Please pass around this handout so you can refer to it when needed.
In short, Prinnies hail from mostly the netherworld. They are actually the souls of deceased damned humans sewn onto demon-manuactured bird bodies in which they then become slaves as punishment for their sins before they can be reborn back into their own worlds.
Interestingly enough, they eat, poop, and whine just like real animals!
For this assignment, class, you're going to G.R.A.C.E.F.U.L.L.Y. cut open these mysterious penguins to see if they have organs or anything COMPENSATING for organs, and you're going to identify any five organs/compensations you can.
And yes,
these specimens are alive...
Except not really. They're just souls of dead humans in artificial bodies. They're used to this crap! Just ignore their cries and complaining and you should be OK!
And before we begin
I have one thing I must sincerely warn you:
DO NOT TOSS OR DROP YOUR SPECIMEN
PRINNIES EXPLODE WHEN THROWN AND WILL CAUSE A CHAIN REACTION FOR THE OTHER PRINNIES WHICH CAN BLOW UP THIS WHOLE CLASSROOM!
Anyone who fails to follow this order will fail the assignment on the spot.
Arrange yourselves in groups of four and each group will work on one prinny.
PRINNY SQUAD! GET YOUR REPENTING ASSES ON THOSE DESKS SO MY STUDENTS CAN GET TO WORK!
Extra points to any student who can confine the human soul in a jar, but you need to study necromancy for that kind of thing...
ZOOLOGY WEEK 4 ASSIGNMENT 3
Good afternoon, class!
Today we're going to cut probably the only corpse in this world that doesn't need to be sauced for preservation:
*strainingly lugs gigantic pan with a large blue penguin up from under his desk and slams it on top with a sigh of relief*
No, Folks! This isn't professor Dedede! These creatures are called Prinnies!
Please pass around this handout so you can refer to it when needed.
In short, Prinnies hail from mostly the netherworld. They are actually the souls of deceased damned humans sewn onto demon-manuactured bird bodies in which they then become slaves as punishment for their sins before they can be reborn back into their own worlds.
Interestingly enough, they eat, poop, and whine just like real animals!
For this assignment, class, you're going to G.R.A.C.E.F.U.L.L.Y. cut open these mysterious penguins to see if they have organs or anything COMPENSATING for organs, and you're going to identify any five organs/compensations you can.
And yes,
these specimens are alive...
Except not really. They're just souls of dead humans in artificial bodies. They're used to this crap! Just ignore their cries and complaining and you should be OK!
And before we begin
I have one thing I must sincerely warn you:
DO NOT TOSS OR DROP YOUR SPECIMEN
PRINNIES EXPLODE WHEN THROWN AND WILL CAUSE A CHAIN REACTION FOR THE OTHER PRINNIES WHICH CAN BLOW UP THIS WHOLE CLASSROOM!
Anyone who fails to follow this order will fail the assignment on the spot.
Arrange yourselves in groups of four and each group will work on one prinny.
PRINNY SQUAD! GET YOUR REPENTING ASSES ON THOSE DESKS SO MY STUDENTS CAN GET TO WORK!
Extra points to any student who can confine the human soul in a jar, but you need to study necromancy for that kind of thing...