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[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Ladies! Gentlmen! Freaks and Pokemon!


You're.... pretty much piling up in this room because you are attending your first human transformation seminar. or "gijinka" as the Japanese call it somewhere.... over... in Japanland... Ain't that place supposed to be fictional like the United States? Who writes this crap?

Aniway...

My name is Powalski. Mr. Venomoth had to return to the Pewter Gym this year so I'll be taking over as your counselor for these sessions. My office is in the science department should anyone need to see me regarding these sessions.


so...


Before we started..... umm....

Everyone take a towel from the front of the room. *reading former gijinka counselor's lecture notes as he sits on the desk and points to the towels beside him* Those of you who don't normally wear clothes will be assigned uniforms after this seminar when we can determine your size and for now will cover yourself with these towels if anybody happens to be uncomfortable with human nudity.

*puts paper down* Where's Lombardi? He's late! *eyes back on paper*

Please note that these seminars are purely for the transformation process and for getting accustomed to going about your school and important duties in your new human form. Exploration of your new physiology on intimate levels should be left to your own time. And this is a co-ed group so it is important you respect everyone around you regardless of their appearance.

*puts paper down again* Wow! This guy was well-prepared! Just like when I first joined his seminars! *reads more*

and on a final note... Oh screw this fine print! *tosses paper*

Transformation can be done in a number of ways. Two of the most common methods are through magic and ninja jutsu, and you just need to learn the technique depending on which works better for you.

But that's for another day.

For now we have these! *pulls out a shopping bag from his chair behind the desk and plops it on the first student desk in front of him*



These gayly-colored smashball-wannabees will transform you in an instant! ... you just have to hit it hard enough. These balls of forced energy will last your transformation twenty-four hours and you'll each get enough for a week. That's all there is to it!

Using magic or other conventional practices to transform last depending on your magic or spiritual energy. Or chakra. Whatever you kids wanna call it, and It'll last anywhere from one hour to.... I dunno! But you last longer as you keep gaining experience with your transformation. At least that's how it worked with me. I'll be two months human on the 29th! ... or 28th since today was a leap year... That extra day has to mess up everything! You can also transform back whenever you wish, which you'll see momentarily

But I'll get on to such methods next seminar, and since I'm sure as hell not breaking my record, we'll have a highly experienced senior with us giving demonstrations!



...

Oh yeah! There's also this little catch where there's some things you miscellany creatures can't do as humans. Depending on what you normally are, but that's pretty damn obvious, right?

And all Pokemon, regardless of type, will have their powers restricted to normal-type attacks, so I'm supposed to give brawl excuse notes to anyone under the 24-hour thing.


Everyone take a ball and... chatter amongst yourselves until our model student arrives. I'm gonna play solitare on my DS.

Comments

[beasttranslator.livejournal.com]

::slowly pokes his head in:: ...?

Uh... Mister Powalski? I-is it okay if I watch?

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Ah! Animal Rights Activist boy! Sure! Go ahead!

[warpstar-rider.livejournal.com]

Poyoyo~ I want to try to be human~! :D
*hops over to the bag and takes a ball before taking a seat*

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuute Sure! Yeah!

[ore-wa-soumen.livejournal.com]

*comes in late from oversleeping, ahaha* Hey, I'm here, the party can start now!

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

I see you're in a good mood today, Lombardi!

[gimmeabanana.livejournal.com]

*follows* It's gotta be good if you're voluntarilly attending a class!

This I gotta see!

[hadounoyuusha.livejournal.com]

*will be still referring to it as Aura because he's like that*

Hmm, this will be interesting... *picks up one ball with his paws, but pauses before attempting to smash it*

Powalski-sensei, since all living things emit an aura, do you think I will still be able to manipulate it?

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

I've seen SOME psychic abilities still usable in human transformations so.... maybe? I'll have to read up on that when im not lazy but go ahead and try as long as you don't start breaking legs around here!

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Some of you may know this boy to the right of me. He goes by the name of Flaco McChickenbutt, and his original for is... GUESS! .... THAT'S RIGHT! A BIRD!

And now he will perform a transformation halt to revert back to his true form.

Will you do the honors?

[ore-wa-soumen.livejournal.com]

Tch, ignore him, my name isn't Flaco McChickenbutt. The name is Falco Lombardi—*glares at Leon*—and I'm not even a chicken! It's not the same thing!

*cough* Yeah, anyway, eyes on me!

*concentrates, poof, appears in bird form* There.

[supersonicspeed.livejournal.com]

*raises hand*

Hey, Professor? I'm curious... can this transformation be done, like... halfway sorta? Y'know, like, to where we can be human height, size, whatever... but still pretty much the same?

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

I.... have.... umm... No Idea what you mean!

Just try it and see for yourself, blueboy! It's only for 24 hours!

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

*Slides in* Don't mind me, I have my class taking a test and I thought I'd stop by to watch.

...Transformation huh? Even though I insist I'm fine the way I am, i can't help but be curious. I wonder if my wife would like me better if I were taller...

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Ah! Come in, shortstuff! You can sit in the back with the uninterested monkey kid and animal-rights-activist boy!

[iblistriggered.livejournal.com]

Guess I should take one for myself and see how this goes.

*walks up to the bag and picks one of the balls out, looking at it curiously as he sits back down*

So...Professoer, will we all keep something of our own when we transform? Like...like Falco and his tailfeathers, or you and your tail? Or is it more of a random change?

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Unless your original form happens to be a puddle of goo, all human transformations have at LEAST one feature kept over from your previous form. Ears. Tail. something like that.

Sometimes it's a curse, though, if anyone's ever noticed why I usually sit on desks instead of chairs... *swishes tail*

[tamagoko.livejournal.com]

Um... Sorry I'm late! I... got lost... Sorry!

*hurriedly takes a ball and finds a seat*

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

*overwhelmed by cuteness* ..........

[fabulous-beans.livejournal.com]

A- Ah hahaha, I'm just here to observe!

Though I was curious if I may sample on of those items myself?

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Sure thing, siezure-boy! 'Might as well since your student activity fees are going into these things instead of art classes! *throws you a ball*

[finalxboss.livejournal.com]

Heh, heh, heh... So many test subjects here...
I'm even drooling a little...

Don't mind me. I'll be sitting here... Watching...

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

I'm only letting you stay here because I can tell that's the drool of a maniacal scientist and not a pervert.

Go sit in the back with siezure boy, emo midget, uninterested monkey kid, and animal rights activist boy!

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Shit, what a time to be late...

...did I miss it already?

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Nah! You only missed Kentucky Fried Chicken Lombardi reveal his true form! *points to the bird next to him*

He's going to change back now and then I'll begin the ceremony for everyone else!

Go sit in the back with Porkbutt Minch, Animal Cruelty boy, Mr. Sparkles, Emo Midget, Uninterested poop-flinger, and Animal Rights Activist boy!

[raced_god]

Don't mind me, I'll just hang out in the doorway and save you the spiel about everyone sitting in the back.

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Just keep the door closed behind you. The nudist animals here are about to be nudist humans.

[camo-box.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty interested to see this. *Leans on a wall in the back*

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

I'm running out of namecallin ideas

[a-long-day.livejournal.com]

Alright then, here goes nothing. Enough being teased!
*Takes a ball, sits down*

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Be a man!

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Alrighty then! *pfft* Should we wait for anymore students to arrive or should we get this show on the road because *snerk* I'm seriously about to piss myself from having to keep looking at Colonel Barbecue Wins over here! (http://community.livejournal.com/sbg_logs/5466.html?thread=131162#t131162) Ehehehhhh *wipes tear*

*whaps Falco in the back* Go ahead and perform your epic climax! *muffled snicker*

[ore-wa-soumen.livejournal.com]

*jump* Don't touch me! *hisswhisper* And stop referring to sex, you ass!

Do I hafta e'splain it?

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Alright, everyone! Grab you balls and let's begin! *totally obvlivious about that statement*

As said earlier, you need to hit them really hard! It's raw power will then consume you for twenty four hours, transforming you into a human.


LIKE THIS! :DDD
*grabs a ball and beans Diddy in the head like a dodgeball. HARD*


Just remember that unlike Chicken Tenders here, you won't be able to change back until it wears off in 24 hours.


Happy whacking! And feel free to ask me or Rotisseree-butt anymore questions or see me in my office when this seminar is over!

[gimmeabanana.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *poofs into a human and bolts out the room crying before anyone could get a good look at him*

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

This class sure is...interesting. *Looks the other way*

Turning into a human is seeming less and less like a good idea by the second...

[leadthemalong.livejournal.com]

I feel bad for Diddy.

[pkmntrainer]

*sits in back* I wonder if it's like evolving!

[beasttranslator.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure it's like that... ;;;

[torment-parade.livejournal.com]

Each of you are allowed to take seven of these balls home to hold over until the next Seminar.

Don't fool around with them!