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Cammi: Lol! Poisonous butterfly encyclopedia! I love you, Samus!
Samus: Just looking out for you, Leon~ *IMTOTALLYNOTLYINGSMILE*
Leon: fifty bucks says the butterfly I ate was NOT poisonous and I won't end up bedridden tomarrow!
Samus: Only if you eat another one right now.
Leon: I know my butterflies, WOMAN! *shoves another one in his mouth*
Butterfree student: *hides in the back of the room*
Cammi: Leon faints in class from poison
Cammi: He has $50 in his pocket if samus wants to take it
Samus: *didn't think that part through all the way* ......... shit now I have to sub for you. *takes the cash and drags his body out the classroom* DX<
Diddy: *punches Falco in the arm but he's still sleeping on his desk*
Samus: No no, like this. *punches Falco on the head* :|
Falco: Hey Einstein I'm on YOUR side zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Samus: :| *drags Falco's body out of the class room and drops him ontop of Leon's body* ..... ......... *mischievous grin* teehee~ *rearranges the bodies in akward positions* <3
Samus: *takes a picture of her beautiful work of art* Now this is worth 50$.
Sanji: sell it on ebay!
Samus: Now I can buy the parts for my Gunship's cannon. 8D *SELLS DOZENS OF COPIES*
Diddy: *buys a copy* I'll send this home to Dixie!
Diddy: This must be how people make out!
Dixie: wow! I never knew people do THAT in school!
Samus: .....you're both really dense. D:

Leon: I'm not your sex ed teacher, McCloud! >(
Fox: ): but I see you practice all the time with Falco
Leon: *sees Falco on top of him* DGSFGSGFSFGS!!! *throws him off*
Samus: :3
Fox: |: *just stares* if that wasn't sex ed, then what /was/ it Leon
Samus: *snort* Zoology.
Leon: Whats going on here? Why am i in the hallway with Colonel Crispy Strips here?
Fox: I hope you don't ask me to help you with zoology anytime soon ):
Leon: ... birdbrain is still sleeping.
Leon: *gets up and dusts self off* So you see, Miss Aran? That butterfly wasn't poisonous! *weaksmile,totallyhidingstomachdiscomfort*
Samus: I guess I'll just have to try and win a bet with you next time. ¦3
Leon: I believe a payment of $50 is in order.
Samus: We didn't shake on it.
Fox: You just got served Leon ):
Leon: ............ fuck!
Samus: fufufu~
Leon: Next time, Aran! NEXT TIME!

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