KISSLETOES...? It happens Every Year.

[mansionstaff]

Who: Everyone.
What: Tiny poisonous berry plants gently encourage you to make out.
Where: All over the school grounds.
When: However long the world is left in One Piece.
Warnings: You know yourselves. You Know. (Please place NSFW warnings in the subject line of any tag which leads into super risqué territory THANKS GUYS!)




....so who even keeps doing this?

You may never know. A wizard.

But suffice it to say that over whatever School Grounds remain, you may be caught unawares by eeny weeny teeny weenie white berry bearing bringers of bounteous lip locking, cheek pecking, glue-you-in-place-till-you-get-your-smooch-on style bliss.

[OOC INSTRUCTIONS:
+ Post dudes, get kisses! Or don't get kisses. Some people prefer shoulder punches and That Is OK.
+ Some (NOT ALL) plants are cursed. Stepping under a cursed plant will cement you in place until you get a kiss. This could be a cheek kiss, or a hand kiss, or a sloppy makeout. The degree of cursed-ness your character is doomed to is up to you.
+ PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TAG YOUR CHARACTERS
+ That's it, go have fun.]

Comments

Joel

[golonghorns]

[You can find him helping down in the bunkers, getting people into the Vault. No, the Vault and the Bunkers are not immune from Mistletoe, apparently.

He may also be in the Teacher's dorms and around the rest of the school. Wherever you... want to find him.

If you wanted to kiss a gruff guy with a beard idk.]

Re: Joel

[flamedog]

::kissu kissu, Joel-chan::

[punchtheflute]

[Sonny can be found preeeeeetty much anywhere.

You can find him either frozen in place because lol what is being observant.

Or, if you need a hand to get un-stuck, he'll be happy to lend you a helping hand! And pair of lips!]

[flamedog]

::Hello friend please accept this lick::

Knuckles

[monotreme_101]

[He's not a fan of this.

He hates anything that restricts his freedom, so, if you find him stuck under a cursed Mistletoe, expect him to be Heavily Salted about it.

If you're stuck, though, he could possibly be persuaded to help you out. Just remember to ask nicely.]

Re: Knuckles

[flamedog]

::How about you just get a puppy kiss.::

Re: Knuckles

[babylonmechanic]

[Oh... Knuckles. Things got... a bit awkward after the last time they had a workout session. She didn't exactly want to face him just yet, so she tried to quickly turn and leave.

...Only to find herself stuck under mistletoe.

Why couldn't she get away.]

Gordon

[trustycrowbar]

[Did you know that aerosol hair spray and a lighter can be rigged together to form a rudimentary flame-thrower? Did you know that there were teachers at Smash Academy that are desperate and frazzled enough to employ such tactics?]

[YOU DO NOW. Gordon is using just that to blast any mistletoe that he sees as a threat, giving zero-point-zero shits about the scorch marks he leaves on the stone and concrete.]

[You may find him like this, blasting the invasive plants on his way through the halls, OR you could catch him later when the hairspray runs out and he's inevitably frozen to the floor in an awkward place. Like the doorway of the men's room, or the lab's closet...]

Because a bro always helps a bro when he's run out of hair product.

[golonghorns]

"Here."

Joel handed Gordon his actual for real flamethrower.

"Use mine."

Re: Gordon

[flamejock]

::Hush, my beautiful Gordon. Jock is here to release you from your mistle-toe prison.::

::Lick::

Sonic

[mach_n_roll]

[Sonic REALLY hates this part of the season.]

[One second he's running along, minding his own high-velocity business, and the next he's been yanked back by an unseen sprig of green cursing him to the floor. There are few things he hates worse than having his freedom arbitrarily constricted, so he's kind of grumpy. Who knows where you'll find him; outside, inside, up in the dilapidated towers, in the greenhouse...]

Re: Sonic

[flamejock]

::Don't worry, Sawnick. Jock is here to rescue you.::

::Kissu, kissu::

Lucca

[tempus_fixit]

[As far as Lucca is concerned, the mistletoe isn't THAT bad. It wasn't any worse than the military robot cupids that attack on Valentine's Day, after all. Also, she's got the best defense of all: A boyfriend to hang out with.]

[HOWEVER, she and Rock can't be together all the time. Eventually she'll wander into the girl's bathroom, or the AV closet, or something and get stuck. In which case, she'll be embarrassed but not as aggravated as the others...]

Re: Lucca

[flamedog]

::Don't worry, Lucca, you get a kiss from a giant dog anyway, even if you're not stuck somewhere.::

Shantae

[magicdancer]

[Shantae still didn't exactly enjoy being stuck under mistletoe, being forced to kiss the first passer-by. She HAD kind of hoped that with the moon about to crush them, the city might have forewent this particular seasonal tradition. No such luck.]

[Fireballs were the order of the day, as Shantae tried to keep her path clear whenever she went out. Of course, she'd never be able to keep up with the magical mistletoe, and sure enough, occasionally she would find herself stuck, waiting for her prince/princess charming...]

Re: Shantae

[punchtheflute]

Prince Charming, he is not. Not quite, anyway. But he's friendly enough and happy to help out!

"Hi!" he said, walking over and waving. She looked kind of annoyed and stuck in place. Not that he was super happy to be taking advantage of these cursed kissing plants.... but he could think of worse people to find under one.

"Are you stuck, Shantae?"

Wave

[babylonmechanic]

[Wave had never seen this particular Smash Academy tradition before. She knew about mistletoe, and the whole idea of kissing someone under it, but never before had she walked underneath mistletoe and been stuck in place before. She was not pleased.]

Re: Wave

[flamedog]

::Fear not, purple blaziken, Jock is here to save you with a beautiful kiss.::

Eggman

[iamtheeggman]

[OH COME ON. WHY NOW? WHY WAS THIS STILL HAPPENING?!

THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY CRAZY MEMORY SWAPPING CRAP HAPPENING THIS YEAR... Or else whoever got stuck under the mistletoe with Eggy would be in for a bad time.]

Re: Eggman

[monotreme_101]

....oh this is just Too Good.

"What's wrong, Eggy? Got glue on your shoes?"

Mega Man

[megabuster]

[Rock had a secret weapon this year against the mistletoe menace: A girlfriend. He admittedly had a great time making out with her every time they got stuck "helping" her out when she got stuck. But they couldn't spend all day together, and inevitably, the super fighting robot would find himself stuck with nobody around...]

Re: Mega Man

[golonghorns]

"Got-dang it! You've got to be fuckin' kidding me!"

Here, Rock. Have a surly guy with a beard and an arm full of scavenged canned goods headed towards the bunkers. He's stuck in his tracks, though, and you know what that means! ...a long string of curse words. Avert your audio processors, robot child. Avert them, I say.

Jolt

[rivalthunderbolts]

[Oh, woe is Jolt! He had to go around KISSING PEOPLE! How absolutely horrible!

So, who was ready for a puppy kiss?]

Re: Jolt

[flamejock]

::Uh, dude, you get a kiss.::

Blaze

[vela_nova]

[Look, there was only one person Blaze wanted to kiss today. And if he wasn't in sight? She was gonna pitch fireballs at mistletoe. They weren't gonna catch HER unaware.

Except. They were. Occasionally. She didn't like that.]

Re: Blaze

[flamedog]

::Oh it's the cat that rooms with his mom. You get a kiss out of pity for being a cat instead of a dog.::

Max

[tank_rockarms]

Welcome to the world of bropunches. A long tradition stemming back into the deep past. Max is here for you to punch you on the shoulder.

Rosalina

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

Rosalina was very new to Smash Academy. So new in fact that nobody had warned her about the mistletoe. She quickly found herself frozen in place, unable to teleport away, unable to hover away, or anything. Lumas tugged at her arms and dress sleeves trying to dislodge her. She hoped someone would come by and clear up her current predicament...

[almost_a_mermaid]

[Chiyo's been rather down because of Jon's current state of affairs and because her mind is preoccupied and elsewhere, she doesn't notice the mistletoes hanging around. She's even forgotten about her birthday over a month ago.

SO, you can find her stuck somewhere (anywhere, really, because she's been wandering aimlessly), confused and panicky because she doesn't understand what's happening to her to make her frozen.]

[rivalthunderbolts]

[Things had been getting better between Jolt and Chiyo. She was no longer terrified of him, at least, and they were making a conscious effort to be friends.

That didn't mean he found it any less awkward when he found Chiyo clearly stuck under a sprig of cursed mistletoe. Well, what were friends for if not to help each other out of curses that the Academy liked to play on them?]

Hey, Chiyo! Need any help?

[travelingsandstorm]

[Acacia is upset. BEYOND UPSET. This is her first Christmas wandering around and she doesn't appreciate being caught off guard by a cursed mistletoe. She's squirming in place, trying her damnedest to get free because only the higher powers know who could come along and take advantage of this situation.]

Mooooom. [she hisses.] Mooooooooom. Where are you? I need you right now. [Because Mom is the only person she's willing to let take advantage of her.]

[rivalthunderbolts]

[Well guess what, you were getting a thunderbutt.]

Guess nobody told you about this part of the holidays, huh?

Riwane

[blazebottom]

Like this was a bad thing for Riwane! She was here to help so don't fret Smashian! Here come fiery kisses for all so you can become untrapped from the evil kiss-triggered plants!

Re: Riwane

[rivalthunderbolts]

But what happened when Riwane was stuck herself? Dun dun duuun! Time for Superjolt! Master mistletoe kisser!

"Hey, Riwane!"

Ronnae

[shiest_sunbeam]

You know who was invisible? This girl right here. Because she could not for the life of her figure out how to work this trap until she remembered readin documents of past examples of this happening here and promptly realizing what needed to be done to escape... To which made her turn on her invisibility trinket... Problem was, that still meant she was stuck...

Re: Ronnae

[magicdancer]

The problem with being invisible AND being stuck in one place was that you couldn't get out of the way when someone was about to walk into you. Which is exactly what Shantae did, letting out an "Ooof!" and falling flat on her butt after walking right into an invisible orc. "What the heck was THAT?!"

Rouge

[sexyspybat]

[Hmm. So many people suddenly getting snagged when under mistletoe. She had noticed a pattern. Now all she needed was to think about who she wanted to kiss and who to avoid except get stuck near them on accident maybe that would suck.

Now, where's that mistletoe? Ah, here's some. Snag!

"Oh drat, look at that. Stuck! If only some handsome fellow was to come by and help me out of this conundrum!"

Re: Rouge

[monotreme_101]

Knuckles was walking along minding his own business when he heard something. Something he had to sort of admit he might have been hoping to hear a little bit maybe.

I mean. Uh. Oh no! Damsel in distress?

Looks like a job for This Guy.

OK. Don't appear too eager. But don't be a jerk about it. But be cool. But don't try too hard. Is my breath OK? Probably. Hopefully.

"Uh. Hey. I can help you out. If... uh... Y'know. If you're stuck. Or whatever. I mean... yeah. I can do the thing."

Super Smooth.