It's time for another round of "Wtf is wrong with this guy!"

[overtimemode.livejournal.com]

Who: Frankie and classies.
What: Photography 101
When: Friday morning
Warnings: Uh... Yeah.



[AS USUAL, Frank is not here, but the projector is up and ready to go. Today's video starts playing a few minutes after the hour, also as usual.]

[When the video stops, the lights go on to reveal Frank sitting at his desk. Apparently everyone was just sleeping through the video SO ENRAPTURED by the video that he was able to sneak in without notice. Or it's a spawn point. Who the hell knows. The point is, he is leaning back in his chair so far it's hard to see more than just the neck up on him.]

Gooood morning, boys and girls. Now, we're not going to go and do an entire class on avoiding red-eye. I pretty much covered it in the comm-- video there. Just keep those tips in mind from now on, since I've been noticing a lot of red-eye in some of your shots. And I don't mean you kids who have them naturally, so don't even start with that.

Now then. Today's class...

[Frank stands from his desk. Oh god. Oh god Frank what are you wearing. NO FRANK NO. At least SBG Frank isn't as horribly fat as OTR*Frank.]

Sexy photoshoots!

[He glances down to his ensemble and shrugs. This is no big deal.]

I couldn't find a real model on such short notice, so as you can see, I've... improvised. [Hands-on-hips pose ohhhh baby why.] Of course if any of you can find someone else to put on a sweet little number like this and pose for you, that works too. Now, different people are into all kinds of different things, but we're going to focus on the basics: a focus on T&A, heavy-lidded eyes, pouty lips, all that crap. And yes, I will be judging you on the model. Part of bein' a photographer is knowing how to choose just the right subject.

Now get going.

Comments

QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, REACTIONS, ATTENDANCE, ETC

[overtimemode.livejournal.com]

[vianca]

[She supposed this was only inevitable.

Not Frank in his swag ensemble.

... Well okay, maybe that too.]

brb swooning

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[There was one very pertinent question that needed to be asked here.

It was not this question.]

How'd you manage t'find that in a men's size?

It's that West charm.

[overtimemode.livejournal.com]

...It's a women's.

Re: QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, REACTIONS, ATTENDANCE, ETC

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

[Pit raises his hand promptly after Frank was done talking. PICK HIM PICK HIM]

[overtimemode.livejournal.com]

Yes. You there.

Lurker. Until he sees the outfit.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

... I could be your model.

Oh bebe.

[overtimemode.livejournal.com]

[Frank just raises an eyebrow. This guy. Does not have the T&A he was hoping for.]

Oh yeah? You're the janitor, right?

Re: QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, REACTIONS, ATTENDANCE, ETC

[using-science.livejournal.com]

[THINK OF THE CHILDREN, WEST.

LIKE THIS GIRL.]

Re: QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, REACTIONS, ATTENDANCE, ETC

[overtimemode.livejournal.com]

[THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR USING SHITTY CAMERAS. ENDLESS TORMENT.]

Re: QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, REACTIONS, ATTENDANCE, ETC

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

[Mac just happened to swing by. Oh wow, so this is what he taught.

Let's peek inside. He caught...some of it. Did...he just punch a zombie.]

[shellshot-04.livejournal.com]

[Parakarry is just...just going to avoid eye contact with Frank for the rest of the class...or at least contact with his moobs.]

[veneroso.livejournal.com]

[So Eli had been absent for the first few weeks. Whatever.

It appears she picked the wrong week to finally show up. Ahhh... She doesn't look very happy.]

Re: QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, REACTIONS, ATTENDANCE, ETC

[140-96.livejournal.com]

[Mei Ling was lurking, but now she really wanted to cry, run away and just... yeah. Wow. This guy had worse costume issues than Snake.]

Re: QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, REACTIONS, ATTENDANCE, ETC

[surpass.livejournal.com]

[N is completely and entirely unfazed.

(◡‿◡✿)]

NOW GET ME PICTURES. PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN.

[overtimemode.livejournal.com]

[Frank is here for your... uh... pleasure. Or feel free to take shots of each other, permission optional. Or go find one of the sexy lady teachers around the school.]

MAYBE HE'S IN ANOTHER ELEVATOR

[vianca]

[... FRANK...]

DAMN YOU SPIDEY.

[overtimemode.livejournal.com]

[ALBINO CHILD...]

Re: NOW GET ME PICTURES. PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN.

[surpass.livejournal.com]

[Snap. Snap. Snap.

N IS NOT RELENTING. He is taking very many pictures.

He is still not fazed, by the way.]

Another Model~

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[HERE IS YOUR OTHER SAFE MODEL. Wearing this. (http://i55.tinypic.com/2584bp0.png) HE THOUGHT OF THE CHILDREN FOR ONCE.]

grose

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[Activate Venusaur lineface mach 3. Totally unimpress Vinnie is leaving to find another model. He is totally making sure you see him glare at you and leave.]

Re: Another Model~

[shellshot-04.livejournal.com]

[*Snap* *Snap*

At least Raikov's outfit was less of an eyesore than Frank's]

I GOT ONE ON MY PHONE HOW'S THAT

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[Sorry Frank, but there wasn't anyone in this class Vinnie found sexy. Thankfully, he knew of one place where everything and everyone was gorgeous: the greenhouse.

Off he goes!

...Wait, Vinnie, he said the assignment was sexy photos. You're just taking pictures of the flowers. That's not how this works.]

YOU ARE SO ON TOP OF THIS PROJECT

[natureprincess]

[Um, excuse me, those were all pretty sexy photos.

Most of them were probably getting discreetly photobombed. As discreetly as a Tangrowth could, anyway.]

Yep. Another model. He guessed. I dunno.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

[He just sorta is. Sticking around. Welp.]