It's time for another round of "Wtf is wrong with this guy!"

[overtimemode.livejournal.com]

Who: Frankie and classies.
What: Photography 101
When: Friday morning
Warnings: Uh... Yeah.



[AS USUAL, Frank is not here, but the projector is up and ready to go. Today's video starts playing a few minutes after the hour, also as usual.]

[When the video stops, the lights go on to reveal Frank sitting at his desk. Apparently everyone was just sleeping through the video SO ENRAPTURED by the video that he was able to sneak in without notice. Or it's a spawn point. Who the hell knows. The point is, he is leaning back in his chair so far it's hard to see more than just the neck up on him.]

Gooood morning, boys and girls. Now, we're not going to go and do an entire class on avoiding red-eye. I pretty much covered it in the comm-- video there. Just keep those tips in mind from now on, since I've been noticing a lot of red-eye in some of your shots. And I don't mean you kids who have them naturally, so don't even start with that.

Now then. Today's class...

[Frank stands from his desk. Oh god. Oh god Frank what are you wearing. NO FRANK NO. At least SBG Frank isn't as horribly fat as OTR*Frank.]

Sexy photoshoots!

[He glances down to his ensemble and shrugs. This is no big deal.]

I couldn't find a real model on such short notice, so as you can see, I've... improvised. [Hands-on-hips pose ohhhh baby why.] Of course if any of you can find someone else to put on a sweet little number like this and pose for you, that works too. Now, different people are into all kinds of different things, but we're going to focus on the basics: a focus on T&A, heavy-lidded eyes, pouty lips, all that crap. And yes, I will be judging you on the model. Part of bein' a photographer is knowing how to choose just the right subject.

Now get going.

Comments

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[MORE GLARING. HE IS NOT BUDGING.]

Not goin' anywhere with you.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

What if I bring it here then? Besides, you can tell me if I'm taking good care of it.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[Vinnie just crosses his arms and stares back. Disapprovingly. And doesn't say anything.]

...

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

... It's a mulberry plant.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[More frown. But fine. Of course, he's only interested in the welfare of the plant, that's all.]

...Yeah, al'right.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[Just as keikaku. Raikov offers a smile]

Follow me then~

[And he leads the grumpysaur to his dorm. As soon as Raikov opens the door, Katya hops on top of his head and remains there. The dorm is relatively cossy. As for the plant, it's sitting over on the windowsill in the dining area.]

There it is.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[Having very begrudgingly followed, Vinnie only gave a brief glance at the Joltik before beelining for the plant. He leaned close, face almost touching its leaves, giving it a very intimate look-over.]

...

Her leaves look good...

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Really? I'm glad. Think she's picture worthy?

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[Vinnie was otherwise preoccupied with checking the moisture in her soil and the texture of her leaves. He seemed slightly less grumpy in the presence of a plant, somehow.]

Hm. I'm surprised. She says you're pretty attentive t'her.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[Raikov looked quite impressed with himself]

Ah, that's nice to hear. I.. got her as a present to myself. Made a vow to take care of her as best as possible.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[For some reason, Vinnie felt vaguely annoyed at himself for giving Raikov anything resembling a compliment. A present, huh. He wondered that the occasion could've been. And why was it so important to him to care for her?]

Why?

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[Well, at least that happy look faded away]

Honestly, you're better off not knowing why.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[Guh, knowing him it probably had something to do with either that ass Giovanni or that fuck Volgin. Vinnie's eyes narrowed slightly, but he didn't comment.

He did, however, take out his camera and snap a quick picture of the mulberry plant. Sexy.]

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[Kissing up slightly = partially successful? Who knew. But at least he knew how to get Vinnie to soften up. Plants. Sexy plants.

Raikov just stood back and watched.]