smash_logs | It's time for another round of "Wtf is wrong with this guy!"

Who: Frankie and classies.
What: Photography 101
When: Friday morning
Warnings: Uh... Yeah.

[AS USUAL, Frank is not here, but the projector is up and ready to go. Today's video starts playing a few minutes after the hour, also as usual.]

[When the video stops, the lights go on to reveal Frank sitting at his desk. Apparently everyone was just ~~sleeping through the video~~ SO ENRAPTURED by the video that he was able to sneak in without notice. Or it's a spawn point. Who the hell knows. The point is, he is leaning back in his chair so far it's hard to see more than just the neck up on him.]

Gooood morning, boys and girls. Now, we're not going to go and do an entire class on avoiding red-eye. I pretty much covered it in the comm-- video there. Just keep those tips in mind from now on, since I've been noticing a lot of red-eye in some of your shots. And I don't mean you kids who have them naturally, so don't even start with that.

Now then. Today's class...

[Frank stands from his desk. Oh god. Oh god Frank what are you wearing. NO FRANK NO. ~~At least SBG Frank isn't as horribly fat as OTR*Frank.~~]

Sexy photoshoots!

[He glances down to his ensemble and shrugs. This is no big deal.]

I couldn't find a real model on such short notice, so as you can see, I've... improvised. [Hands-on-hips pose ohhhh baby why.] Of course if any of you can find someone else to put on a sweet little number like this and pose for you, that works too. Now, different people are into all kinds of different things, but we're going to focus on the basics: a focus on T&A, heavy-lidded eyes, pouty lips, all that crap. And yes, I will be judging you on the model. Part of bein' a photographer is knowing how to choose just the right subject.

Now get going.

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[OH MY GOODNESS.]

ifdgijkfndhwoobigfkjhggkl!!

[She is all aquiver with excitement. Take pictures of her like your French girls, Vinnie.]

[Now, Frank said something about T&A... except Tangrowth didn't actually have any. He had no idea if she had lips, either. Eyelids...? You were such a strange creature. It just added to your mystique.

He gives her a thumbs up.]

Awesome. Y'think you can throw a pose?

Edited 2011-10-23 08:17 (UTC)

[~~Okay just let her go get her daybed and...~~

...

There are now nearly seven feet of vines sprawled across the green house floor.]

[Lying down? Yeah, he could roll with that. He took a step back so he could capture all of her viney glory in a landscape shot.

Snap snap snap

Beautiful. If only you could preview photos on a disposable camera... but he had a pretty good feeling about these ones.]

Al'right, I think I got some good ones in there.

[They were the genuine article. The real deal. Nothing could compare to the majesty that was hidden in your horrible camera's film.

SUDDENLY!!]

Mm, some good ones?

[Now there was a lady. Tangrowth was casually replying with a, "sdiuhgskfgwooblenwbifsun" and a shimmy of some vines as Erika poked her head around some corner-like flora.]

[What a lovely surprise, it was an Erika! Vinnie gave a small grin when he saw her and gestured with his camera somewhat bashfully.]

Hey. I'm supposed t'be taking pictures've people for photo class. Uh, feel like posing?

Hello, Vinnie. [She smiles in return, looking a bit surprised at the question.]

Ah, me? I wouldn't mind...

What sort of pictures do you need for today's lesson?

Well, they're supposed t'be photoshoots've pretty models. I gotta figure you t'know all about how to make things look good, right?

[I mean, flower arranging, mee-ow.]

Edited 2011-10-23 09:09 (UTC)

[Oh Vinnie, so charming.]

That might be giving me a bit too much credit...

[Guess who is a little pink now, it is this lady.]

I'm not very used to appealing to the camera, so you'll have to let me know what suits you best.

S'all right, I'm not really used t'making stuff appeal to cameras. [Or whatever. That made sense. He scratched his chin.]

How 'bout... standin' with some've the flowers?

[It would be, like, double the hotness contained in one photo.]

[Can your film even withstand so much hotness on one roll.]

That can certainly be arranged.

[But which flowers. Erika gave it a bit of thought before she moved near some of the redder blossoms. Perhaps... perhaps she should act like she was talking to them? Just standing there seemed a little awkward.]

[While Erika was pondering her options, Vinnie snapped a quick candid photo.]

[She glanced up at the sound of the click and roll of the camera wheel, brushing a bit of hair behind her ear.]

Ah, was that all right?

[Rapidfire clicks are happening here.]

Yeah, s'great. I think it looks great.

[Oh there were so many rapid fire clicks happening. Erika laughed softly, glancing back towards the flowers a bit shyly now that the photo shoot was actually in progress.]

That's good then...!

It's time for another round of "Wtf is wrong with this guy!"

A+++

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YOU ARE SO GOOD AT COLLEGE

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EVERY DEGREE IS YOURS

GETTING A DOCTORATE IN AWESOME

NOW THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS TEACH OTHER PEOPLE HOW TO BE AWESOME

STEP ONE: BE AWESOME

TAKES NOTES

STEP TWO: KEEP BEING AWESOME

THIS SOUNDS DIFFICULT

IT IS NO EASY FEAT

I WILL ASPIRE TO REACH A FRACTION OF YOUR LEVEL

VERY GOOD

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