whitedeviljack: (I'm a wiseacer)
Raiden ([personal profile] whitedeviljack) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2012-01-17 01:14 am

RESCUE GAMERA

Who: RAIDEN AND MAC AND MAX AND RAIKOV AND MAYBE SOME OTHER DUDES
What: SAVING FATTY FROM A TERRIBLE LIFE OF NEGLECT AND LONELINESS
Where: KANTO
When: LET'S SAY THE WEEKEND OF THE 14TH but I am very flexible.
Warnings I'm not taking this intro very seriously at all.

Once upon a time Raiden had a squirtle named Gamera. They were the bro est of bros but Raiden didn't know how to feed him proper amounts and kind of just let Gamera eat whatever the hell he wanted. So he got fat.

He was too fat.

Professor Oak noticed one day and was like "Dude man, your squirtle is too fat I have to like, confiscate him."

And Raiden cried like a little bitch while Gamera went off to the fatty farm.

SOME TIME LATER, RAIDEN DECIDED TO STOP BEING A BIG BABY, AND GET HIS SQUIRTLE BACK. He would travel across the land, far and wide.

This is the story...

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