Figure Drawing

[ivantheterrible]

Who: Ivan (ivantheterrible) and anybody who volunteered in this post (late arrivals accepted)
What: Ivan is gonna draw people in their birthday suits
Where: TD-27 (his room)
When: Anywhere between July 27th and August 2nd
Warnings: There's naked men and Ivan is a voyeur. NEED I REALLY SAY ANYMORE?? This is going to be full of awkward.

[Ivan was not much of a painter, but he loved to use charcoal and graphite. So, after procuring some not-so-professional nude model volunteers he decided to set up his work space. An easel, a large spiral sketchbook, and plenty of drawing materials. Why, he'd even gone through the trouble of gathering a few extra lamps to create dynamic lighting as need be! The spots he'd set up for his models to pose in were of course a desk and chair combo, a loveseat, and his bed.

Don't get the wrong idea, it was all for art! And maybe a little voyeurism, but they were the same thing really. Now, he just waited for his model to show up...]

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[explosion_day]

[KNOCK KNOCK

I'M HERE TO PROVE MY MANLINESS.

Look up on the ceiling.

It's a metal robot eyeball.

The most manly one ever.]

[ivantheterrible]

[Ivan opens the door, looking around for the culprit. It takes him a minute to finally look up, and he does, well...]

...Is this some sort of room service? I didn't order any room service.

[explosion_day]

R-What?! No!

[Does his voice sound familiar...]

I'm the guy who's awesomeness can not be transcended by pencil and paper.

[ivantheterrible]

[That voice does sound familiar, and all of a sudden, everything makes sense. Ivan knows what this must be. Scoffing, he continues.]

Well, Gospodin, how do you expect me to draw that "awesomeness" if you don't show up in person? Really, is this so hard to understand?

[explosion_day]

Look guy, you asked me to show up in person, so here I am.

[He's not taking this literally for once.]

There is nothing not awesome about the way I presently am.

[ivantheterrible]

[Ivan cocks his head to the side, raising a brow.]

Yeah, uh. Very funny. Now are you going to show up, or are you going to just keep talking to me through this asinine machine?

Tuesgay

[stay_classy_cat]

[KNOCK KNOCK

It's actually enjoyable company.]

[ivantheterrible]

[Ivan opens the door and upon seeing Seth, grins.]

Ohh~ Why if it isn't my favourite student.

[He steps aside, gesturing for Seth to enter.] Well, come on in~

[stay_classy_cat]

[Enter he does. What a quaint little place he has here...]

I hope you don't mind if I've decided to dress lightly in anticipation for our... studies

[A simple button-up shirt and loosely-fitting shorts and nothing else, as a matter of fact.]

[ivantheterrible]

Oh no, I don't mind at all, it's not like you'll be wearing it for long.

[Ivan says with an air of amusement, closing the door behind them by leaning his body up against it.]

Hmm... [Well, to be honest, he really just wanted to forgo the drawing now and just jump those bones, but he'll try his own patience for now.]

Go ahead and take a seat on the bed.

[stay_classy_cat]

[Seth takes a seat as instructed, cutely swinging his legs under the mattress while looking expectantly at his teacher.]

What medium are we working in today?

[ivantheterrible]

[Ivan steps over, standing in front of his pupil with a smirk.]

Charcoal, my favourite~ But first... [He reaches out, lightly grabbing the front of Seth's shirt so he can undo a few buttons.]

You gave me a great idea. Let's do some partial-nudes first.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

[NO KNOCKING!]

Oi. You free?

[ivantheterrible]

[Unfortunately Ivan would recognize that voice anywhere. Begrudgingly, he gets up to open the door, peeking through the crack to confirm his fears before opening it fully.]

I'm surprised you actually showed up.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

And why wouldn't I?

[He walked in without invite, tail swishing and nose twitchiung at the surroundings.]

[ivantheterrible]

I just didn't expect you to, is all.

[Plain and simple as that. Hunching his shoulders slightly in obvious disinterest and loathing, Ivan attempts to politely gesture towards the desk and chair.]

Well...take a seat.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

Alright.

[Jon moved over to the seat, seemingly filling up the corner of the room he was sent to.]

....trousers on or off, then? I'll let you decide.

[ivantheterrible]

On. [Ivan responds quickly, without hesitation. Seriously, he did not want to find out what this guy's neither regions looked like if he could help it.]

Just sit still and...snarl, or something. You're a bodark, da?

[Now that he thinks about it...this guy better not try to bite him.]

27th!!!!!!

[star_punched]

[A few minutes later after they talked...KNOCK KNOCK.]

[ivantheterrible]

[Ivan's surprised to hear a knock so soon, but at least he'd managed to finish setting up his stuff beforehand!

He approaches the door and opens it up to Mac, grinning when he sees him.]

Ohh, well aren't we eager~

7/31

[cruelcurse]

[ Hello! Someone appears to be here on the day they agreed upon, more or less around the time he is expected. Close enough, anyway.

After a light knock, Henry tries the knob in case it's unlocked. ]

Hi~ I'm here.

[ivantheterrible]

[The door was locked, but no worries, because Ivan's up to answer it soon enough.]

Ohhh~ Hello. [He's certainly pleasantly surprised. Really, he wasn't sure what to expect given the personality behind those texts.]

Come on in~ [Raikov politely steps aside, gesturing for Henry to enter.]

[cruelcurse]

Sure! [ Henry walks in and looks around at Ivan's setup, turning his head and taking in his surroundings. ]

Ahaha, it looks nice in here~ It has a nice atmosphere, you know?

[ivantheterrible]

Well, it wouldn't do if my models weren't comfortable.

[Except that he likes to see people squirm, so this was more for himself than anybody else.]

Art is all about atmosphere, too. [He's totally hamming it up right now.] How about you take a seat~?

[cruelcurse]

Uh-huh, okay. [ Henry complies, taking a seat comfortably in the loveseat. ]

So what's supposed to happen first, anyway? I've never been asked to do something like this before.