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smash_logs2013-08-14 05:33 am
icequeen_aran) wrote in smash_logs2013-08-14 05:33 am
[open] DETENTION CATCH-ALL LOG
Who: YOU and Ulki and possibly Samus, especially if your name is Ishimaru.
What: SUMMER DETENTION
Where: DETENTION ROOM
When: DETENTION TIME IN THE SUMMER all month and probably next when school starts back up again.
Warnings: YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO WARNINGS THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE IN DETENTION
[In lieu of trying to wax and wane purple prose about an empty classroom with a bunch of uninviting looking desks and a very foreboding chalk board that goes on forever as you would expect in any normal detention room, feel free to use this as a multipurpose catch-all for all your detention needs.
Your student is here for a reason. Discipline. (Or a lack thereof.) Nobody cares how much of an angel they are: they can receive a detention in any way possible. If they're too sweet for any normal teacher to give them a detention, Crazy Hand did it. Perhaps they rubbed Char the wrong way on the wrong day. Maybe they disrupted the peace and blew up the pool party and deserve to be here and had it a long time coming.
Chances are if you're a delinquent you're a regular here and know the punishments can range from sitting at an uncomfortable desk in deafening silence for a few hours to writing a message a million times across the chalk board to physical discipline. It might be a good idea to specify how you got here and what you're looking for and where your limits are.
Ulki is the default de facto disciplinary guy. He's usually here. If you don't serve your detention Ulki will find you. Don't try to skip out! Samus does not typically serve detention but she can make a special exception in certain situations. You know who you guys are. Perhaps if you are another teacher and have something special in mind for some special unruly student of yours and want to step up to the Plate O' Punishment, here's your chance.
DETENTION HARD. Detention what you will.]
What: SUMMER DETENTION
Where: DETENTION ROOM
When: DETENTION TIME IN THE SUMMER all month and probably next when school starts back up again.
Warnings: YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO WARNINGS THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE IN DETENTION
[In lieu of trying to wax and wane purple prose about an empty classroom with a bunch of uninviting looking desks and a very foreboding chalk board that goes on forever as you would expect in any normal detention room, feel free to use this as a multipurpose catch-all for all your detention needs.
Your student is here for a reason. Discipline. (Or a lack thereof.) Nobody cares how much of an angel they are: they can receive a detention in any way possible. If they're too sweet for any normal teacher to give them a detention, Crazy Hand did it. Perhaps they rubbed Char the wrong way on the wrong day. Maybe they disrupted the peace and blew up the pool party and deserve to be here and had it a long time coming.
Chances are if you're a delinquent you're a regular here and know the punishments can range from sitting at an uncomfortable desk in deafening silence for a few hours to writing a message a million times across the chalk board to physical discipline. It might be a good idea to specify how you got here and what you're looking for and where your limits are.
Ulki is the default de facto disciplinary guy. He's usually here. If you don't serve your detention Ulki will find you. Don't try to skip out! Samus does not typically serve detention but she can make a special exception in certain situations. You know who you guys are. Perhaps if you are another teacher and have something special in mind for some special unruly student of yours and want to step up to the Plate O' Punishment, here's your chance.
DETENTION HARD. Detention what you will.]