Dorm Log: the millionth revenge

[raw_angel_power]

Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.


Directory
Ai | Apple Kid | Blacky | Blaze | Blue | Bowser | Bulba | Byrne | Caim | Casey | Charlise/Kitty | Chili | Chell | Chun Li | Cress | Daisy | Doopliss | Duster | | Eikichi | Eggman | Eli | Evve | Falcon | Flint | Flurrie | Garry | Goombella | Jet | Jolt | Jon | Kanji | Kazooie | Kumatora | Lash | Link (SS) | Link (OoT) | Mac | Marie | Marth | Mary | Max | Mio | N | Nabooru | Naoto | Nephenee | Peacock | Phoenix | Raiden | Rick | Riwane | R.O.B. | Rhys | Sable | Samus | "Seth" | Shadow | Sig | Silver | Skull Kid | Sonic | Sophie | Snake | Vianca | Voile | Watt | Wheatley | Zelda (SS)

Comments

[breaks_pots]

No it's not.

[Different cultures man, different cultures.]

[obfuskate]

[HMPH. Screw different cultures.]

If you asked anybody else, their answer would be the same as mine.

[breaks_pots]

But if I need it and it's not being used, then I can have it. That's not stealing.

[obfuskate]

... If this is somehow customary for you, that is not how mankind works here.

[This might not be a matter of stupidity, after all, just... lack of exposure. Regardless, it's ridiculous, and this child is going to have to adapt.]

[breaks_pots]

Why?

[obfuskate]

Because it is against the law.

[omg seriously

normally he'd have this kid tossed out by now

why does he tolerate him...]

[breaks_pots]

What's the law?

[because he genuinely likes you, shadow.]

[obfuskate]

... I will phrase it this way.

If you steal, you will be imprisoned for a given term, moreso if it is thieving of delicate materials like jewelry.

[THERE. GOSH.]

[breaks_pots]

What's imprisoned?

[He said it like it was a bad thing and Link still didn't understand what 'the law' was.]

[obfuskate]

... Being placed behind bars in a small room for however long they deem necessary.

...

You're serious.

[SERIOUSLY.]

[breaks_pots]

[They don't have jails in the forest, Shadow.]

What if you need to eat? Or go potty?

[Completely serious.]

[obfuskate]

...

[Sorry, forget that question, because one word really stood out there.]

... `Potty.`

[Really.]

[breaks_pots]

[Didn't you know, Shadow? Everybody poops.]

It means use the toilet even if you don't have a toilet to use.

[obfuskate]

Even without--?!

[He sputters. Okay, normally, he's able to keep himself collected, but that throws him off entirely. He scoots a little away from him, staring at him with wide, horrified eyes.]

That is repugnant!

[breaks_pots]

So they do let you go out of prison to go potty?

[If Shadow was that horrified, then they had to. Right?]

[obfuskate]

Of course. There is a toilet in your prison cell.

[He shoves his forehead into his palm. The thought of Link just peeing wherever he pleases... ugh. Nauseating. Not thinking about that. Gross.]

[breaks_pots]

[In the forest, every bush is a toilet. Except the Deku Baba and the Deku Scrubs.]

Oh. Is there food in there, too?

[obfuskate]

They will only give you food at certain meal times. They will not give you snacks in-between.

[HOW RUTHLESS.]

[breaks_pots]

Then what's so bad about it?

[obfuskate]

Confinement. No luxuries. No privacy. They do not treat you with much respect. You cannot have fun like you hope to. You can hardly see those you love.

That is what is so bad about it.

[Groooooooan.]

[breaks_pots]

[That did sound pretty bad, though Link wasn't sure what 'luxuries' were. They must have been important to be included. But...]

You can always draw on the walls.

[Silver lining?]

[obfuskate]

... They wouldn't quite allow you to.

[Stare. Why would he think that even...?]

[breaks_pots]

If you're in the room with no one else, how could they stop you?

[obfuskate]

They won't give you such privacy. You may or may be with someone else, and in either case, the authorities will watch over you.

[breaks_pots]

Watching doesn't stop me from drawing.