Dorm Log: the millionth revenge

[raw_angel_power]

Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.


Directory
Ai | Apple Kid | Blacky | Blaze | Blue | Bowser | Bulba | Byrne | Caim | Casey | Charlise/Kitty | Chili | Chell | Chun Li | Cress | Daisy | Doopliss | Duster | | Eikichi | Eggman | Eli | Evve | Falcon | Flint | Flurrie | Garry | Goombella | Jet | Jolt | Jon | Kanji | Kazooie | Kumatora | Lash | Link (SS) | Link (OoT) | Mac | Marie | Marth | Mary | Max | Mio | N | Nabooru | Naoto | Nephenee | Peacock | Phoenix | Raiden | Rick | Riwane | R.O.B. | Rhys | Sable | Samus | "Seth" | Shadow | Sig | Silver | Skull Kid | Sonic | Sophie | Snake | Vianca | Voile | Watt | Wheatley | Zelda (SS)

Comments

Raiden | TD-03 | janitor man is everywhere anytime

[whitedeviljack]

[RAIN, SHINE, CLASSES OR NOT the work of a janitor is never done, alas. He's probably seen you and you've probably seen him around; poking in and out of the various storage rooms and supply closets on campus, in bathrooms, and empty classrooms cleaning, fixing light bulbs and doing minor repairs, stuff like that. Maybe even driving the campus golf-cart here and there or refilling those tricksy vending machines. Sometimes Raiden likes simply walking around campus hallways with his iPod looking like he's being busy.

He might be accompanied by his Pokemon, Gamera the Squirtle, and Raimei the Pikachu as he works.

And if he's not working, he's probably lounging around in his dorm ignoring the strange sounds coming from his neighbors on both sides, or the common rooms, playing video games.]

hey birthday boy wink wink

[fullunlifeconsequences]

[Beep beep vroom vroom lady with a cake coming through. She still can't believe that she was so concerned with making preparations for the Ghost Club meeting that she almost forgot what a very important day it was! And what luck - she found those equally special cake pans from Flurrie's bachelorette party! Why on earth would anyone keep those...

Anyway, there is now a very cheeky ghost presenting Raiden with one DICK CAKE in the middle of the halls.]

OH GOD BLACKY

[whitedeviljack]

[As soon as Raiden saw that dick cake glistening at him he gaped.]

[whitedeviljack]

[Shook his head 'no'.]

[whitedeviljack]

[Turned around and walked VERY FAST IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.]

[fullunlifeconsequences]

H-hey! Get back here!

[Gonna chase after him as fast as she can while holding a plateful of cake.]

I made this for you!

[whitedeviljack]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

[fullunlifeconsequences]

I found the pan in the kitchen. Who turns down free cake?

[whitedeviljack]

That's not a cake that's a dick!

An edible dick!

[fullunlifeconsequences]

You never had a problem when I had dick in my mouth.

[BLACKY THAT IS VERY UNLADYLIKE TO SAY. She doesn't care, she's feeling more annoyed than she ought to be. Part of her knows it's probably irrational, but she really really wants to pick a fight.]

But if you don't want it, fine.

[Happy birthday TO THE GROOOOOUND.]

[whitedeviljack]

[Oh my god Blacky did you seriously just say that out loud.

He, despite running from the cake, feels a tinge of remorse than only a man could feel seeing a dick cake smash into the ground like that.]

...

[He. Yeah. He's got no words. He's just standing there dumbly, gaping in utmost confusion.]

[fullunlifeconsequences]

[His lack of a proper reaction now is even more frustrating than his refusal to eat the cake in the first place. She brings her arms out to the side in a grand gesture, practically inviting him to take a shot at her, or... something. Anything. As long as he makes SOME kind of reaction.

Is she really so jealous of all the Pokemon getting to train and battle that she's looking for any excuse to fight, too? Sheesh.]

Even destroying it isn't good enough for you? Why do I bother.

[whitedeviljack]

[Whoaaaaa ghost pms]

I'm sure it was really tasty but I just...

[GOD THIS IS THE WORST CONVERSATION.]

...didn't want to be seen eating a big dick like that, that's all. You didn't have to.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

[ROID RAAAAAAAGE.]

No, it's fine. Whatever.

[She knows it's stupid to overreact like that, and that's just making her more annoyed.]

I'll just... buy you one later. If I can remember. I've got a meeting to prepare first.

[whitedeviljack]

Oh... [He sinks a little, confused, because seriously what is her deal.] okay.

Are you uh... on your-- [Raiden just shut your mouth.]

...never mind.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

...If only that could be the case.

[WAH WAH CHECK YOUR LIVING PRIVILEGE. She still wishes she had a decent explanation for her sudden bitchiness, on his birthday of all things. Stupid stupid stupid.

Trying to apologize and admit that she has no idea what's got her so moody is going to make her look even worse, as far as she's concerned. Obviously the mature thing to do is WALK AWAAAAAY. Good job, Blacky.]

VIDEO GAMES?

[iwannacheat]

[Kazooie wanted to check out the sweet video games that the common rooms had. In one of such rooms, she found a blonde human guy in a jumpsuit playing a game, and decided to sit and watch a bit before looking through the library of games.]

VIDEO GAMES.

[whitedeviljack]

[He's deep into this Battlefrogs game, and pays her no mind. At least until he reaches the end of the level and can give her a few seconds of attention while the next one loads.]

Looking for something?

OH BOY VIDEO GAMES.

[iwannacheat]

[What a classic, that was.]

Nope. Just giving myself the grand tour of all the campus' video game libraries.

[the next level began to load]

Does the janitor blow inside the cartridges every night to make sure they work?

[whitedeviljack]

Uh... not always. I'm sure I wouldn't get paid for that even if it did come with the job description.

[iwannacheat]

That stinks. You ought to be highly tipped by retro gamers. That would be one of my dream jobs.

[whitedeviljack]

Retro is huge.

[No offense but dude, you're a bird.]

But... um... how would you...?

[He glances at her feathered hands.]

[iwannacheat]

Retro games will always be a thing to old-timers.

[She snatches his controller and starts playing herself; the last few feathers on each wing were closely functioning like human fingers.]

How would I what? [She was pretty good at Battlefrogs, though falls kind of nonchalant as she speaks] I've gotten a lot of stares around here just from talking. Is that how all all talking animals are treated here? I could also rescue little girls and revive the dead. Sort of.

I'm a very capable woman.

[She totally does not pass as a dude to you, right, mophead?]

[whitedeviljack]

[No, not at all. This chick was, well... certainly at some point in time she was literally a chick, but I digress.]

Oh.

You get kind of used to the talking animals and... weird things that happen around here after a while.

[That would, however, never stop Mr. Janitor from complaining about them when they did occur. He watches her for a few moments, mulling over her words.]

...Revive the dead?

[That sounded pretty weird, even by weird Smash Academy standards.]

[iwannacheat]

[taptaptap] Yeah! One time some witches attacked my house and killed one of my poker chumps. One of them was kind of dead herself and the others created a machine that could suck the life force out of anything that lives and use it to rebuild her own corpse. She sucked the Jinjo King into a zombie, but I reversed the machine to give it back to him and the poker chump.

Come to think of it... [brushes some wing feathers over her head] Goggalor never HAD any life force sucked into the machine since he died before the thing was first used...

[WHOOPS.]