Dorm Log: the millionth revenge

[raw_angel_power]

Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.


Directory
Ai | Apple Kid | Blacky | Blaze | Blue | Bowser | Bulba | Byrne | Caim | Casey | Charlise/Kitty | Chili | Chell | Chun Li | Cress | Daisy | Doopliss | Duster | | Eikichi | Eggman | Eli | Evve | Falcon | Flint | Flurrie | Garry | Goombella | Jet | Jolt | Jon | Kanji | Kazooie | Kumatora | Lash | Link (SS) | Link (OoT) | Mac | Marie | Marth | Mary | Max | Mio | N | Nabooru | Naoto | Nephenee | Peacock | Phoenix | Raiden | Rick | Riwane | R.O.B. | Rhys | Sable | Samus | "Seth" | Shadow | Sig | Silver | Skull Kid | Sonic | Sophie | Snake | Vianca | Voile | Watt | Wheatley | Zelda (SS)

Comments

VIDEO GAMES?

[iwannacheat]

[Kazooie wanted to check out the sweet video games that the common rooms had. In one of such rooms, she found a blonde human guy in a jumpsuit playing a game, and decided to sit and watch a bit before looking through the library of games.]

VIDEO GAMES.

[whitedeviljack]

[He's deep into this Battlefrogs game, and pays her no mind. At least until he reaches the end of the level and can give her a few seconds of attention while the next one loads.]

Looking for something?

OH BOY VIDEO GAMES.

[iwannacheat]

[What a classic, that was.]

Nope. Just giving myself the grand tour of all the campus' video game libraries.

[the next level began to load]

Does the janitor blow inside the cartridges every night to make sure they work?

[whitedeviljack]

Uh... not always. I'm sure I wouldn't get paid for that even if it did come with the job description.

[iwannacheat]

That stinks. You ought to be highly tipped by retro gamers. That would be one of my dream jobs.

[whitedeviljack]

Retro is huge.

[No offense but dude, you're a bird.]

But... um... how would you...?

[He glances at her feathered hands.]

[iwannacheat]

Retro games will always be a thing to old-timers.

[She snatches his controller and starts playing herself; the last few feathers on each wing were closely functioning like human fingers.]

How would I what? [She was pretty good at Battlefrogs, though falls kind of nonchalant as she speaks] I've gotten a lot of stares around here just from talking. Is that how all all talking animals are treated here? I could also rescue little girls and revive the dead. Sort of.

I'm a very capable woman.

[She totally does not pass as a dude to you, right, mophead?]

[whitedeviljack]

[No, not at all. This chick was, well... certainly at some point in time she was literally a chick, but I digress.]

Oh.

You get kind of used to the talking animals and... weird things that happen around here after a while.

[That would, however, never stop Mr. Janitor from complaining about them when they did occur. He watches her for a few moments, mulling over her words.]

...Revive the dead?

[That sounded pretty weird, even by weird Smash Academy standards.]

[iwannacheat]

[taptaptap] Yeah! One time some witches attacked my house and killed one of my poker chumps. One of them was kind of dead herself and the others created a machine that could suck the life force out of anything that lives and use it to rebuild her own corpse. She sucked the Jinjo King into a zombie, but I reversed the machine to give it back to him and the poker chump.

Come to think of it... [brushes some wing feathers over her head] Goggalor never HAD any life force sucked into the machine since he died before the thing was first used...

[WHOOPS.]