Dorm Log: the millionth revenge

[raw_angel_power]

Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.


Directory
Ai | Apple Kid | Blacky | Blaze | Blue | Bowser | Bulba | Byrne | Caim | Casey | Charlise/Kitty | Chili | Chell | Chun Li | Cress | Daisy | Doopliss | Duster | | Eikichi | Eggman | Eli | Evve | Falcon | Flint | Flurrie | Garry | Goombella | Jet | Jolt | Jon | Kanji | Kazooie | Kumatora | Lash | Link (SS) | Link (OoT) | Mac | Marie | Marth | Mary | Max | Mio | N | Nabooru | Naoto | Nephenee | Peacock | Phoenix | Raiden | Rick | Riwane | R.O.B. | Rhys | Sable | Samus | "Seth" | Shadow | Sig | Silver | Skull Kid | Sonic | Sophie | Snake | Vianca | Voile | Watt | Wheatley | Zelda (SS)

Comments

Rick | ANYTIME EVERYWHERE THERE'S A MANAGEMENT RAIL

[explosion_day]

[DO YOU LIKE ROBOT EYEBALLS because there is a robot eyeball wherever there is a management rail. Rick is especially, ahem, adventurous and taken to exploring every rail he can. Libraries, classrooms, hallways, bathrooms--everywhere. Since he's a robot he doesn't really need to sleep either, so he's not hard to find if you just look up, but it might be hard to believe that super manly voice you've been hearing on the network is really him.

Re: Rick | ANYTIME EVERYWHERE THERE'S A MANAGEMENT RAIL

[notstevejobs]

::Apple Kid is walking down the hallway. Or waddling. He's moving down the hallway. When he notices a green-eye looking at him from above.::

Hello, Mr. Rick the Adventure Sphere. Why are you looking at me?

[explosion_day]

'Cause your entire squishy human body is occupying my optical sensory input, as a matter of fact.

[notstevejobs]

I'm not that large. At your height and with an optical sensor that large, I cannot possibly be taking up more than 15.8% of your optical sensory input, unless you are using your zoom function. Are you using your zoom function, Mr. Rick? Perhaps you have it set to X8 without realizing it.

[explosion_day]

My eyes are fine, chubs. Maybe your face is set to X8 without realizing it.

[notstevejobs]

I think you must be malfunctioning. Here, let me pop you open to see what's gone wrong.

::Suddenly there is a screwdriver and a wrench in Apple Kid's hands. There's something sticky covering them -- maple syrup??::

[explosion_day]

Pix what are you doing in this thread.

[NO. ABORT ABORT. He is scooting away on his management rail, looking and sounding quite offended.]

Get your damn dirty hands away from me! I'm not malfunctioning. Never felt better!

[notstevejobs]

But you keep saying that your visual sensors are not on magnification, yet you keep telling me that I'm taking up your entire visual field.

Ergo, you must be broken.

Don't worry, I'm an expert in robotics. I invented the Scramblin' Scholar robot.

[explosion_day]

What the hell's a Scramblin Scholar robot? Do I look like a Scramblin' Scholar anything? I'm an Adventure Sphere!

[makesithot]

[Chili is an uneducated soul and does not know of the existence of Cores Other Than Wheatley. This means that this encounter is sure to go well, especially since he's decided that Wheatley, that tyrant from that weird dimension, surely didn't exist at this school. He would never have to see that glowing robot eye (he couldn't remember the color off the top of his head) ever again. Wheatley had to be a fake, just a construct of that weird laboratory! So imagine his surprise when he steps out of a classroom he was checking out and he just freezes. And stares at Rick. If he were holding something, he would be sure to drop it. He feels his heart skip a beat.]

You're... for real...?!

[Wrong guy, but how's he supposed to know the difference?]

[explosion_day]

I know I'm pretty incredible, but I'm all natural. No preservatives type.

[He sounded very NOT BRITISH but maybe it was a robot thing.]

Your hair real?

[makesithot]

[THIS DID NOT SOUND RIGHT?!? How confusing could this be!? Chili looks puzzled at first.]

Yeah, it's real! But hey! [He points his finger. He gets snappy.] Don't avoid the subject! What the hell?!

[explosion_day]

[Well OKAY.]

I'll tell you everythin' you want to know. Unless you're a spy.

[makesithot]

I'm a gym leader, not a spy! [WHAT IS WITH THIS GUY]

Why did you kill me?! Why are you here?!

[explosion_day]

I bet that's just what an undercover spy would say.

Or someone who's delusional with crazy hair. If I killed you I woulda' done a better job. As in, you'd actually be dead and not talking to me right now.

[makesithot]

But you did, once! I was there, and so was my brother! [Chili rolls up his sleeves, like he's getting ready for business.]

After what you did to me and Cress, I ought to tear you down from that dumb arm thingy and melt you down into a heap of steaming metal!!

[explosion_day]

Just come up here and say that, pal. You're messin' with the wrong robot!

[He LUNGES FORWARD maybe a whole inch, about as far as the connector on his management rail will let him.]

[rrrrraining. and also night time.]

[iaiai]

[In the middle of the night, a little girl with purple hair has abruptly sat up in bed and decided she needs something to drink right away. Without even bothering with slippers or socks, Ai lets herself out of her dorm and into the hallway, headed for the student kitchen.

When she spots a familiar face. Head. Eye. Robot. She would have yelled after him, but she knew people were sleeping...]

Hello. I know you.

[explosion_day]

[Rick has been fretting a little since the rain has started. A little thunder and lightning was fun to watch but then some parts of the roof have started leaking. Getting wet is not on his game plan anytime soon, so while the water has been manageable, he is of course, keeping a close eye on it.

And everything else going on, and Ai is duly noted. He swivels around to face her.]

Hey there little lady. You're the uh... plant girl, right?

[iaiai]

[She nods.]

Yes. Ai the Pikmin.

What are you doing up so late?

[explosion_day]

Workin'. Keepin' an eye out for danger.

Dangerous time of night.

[iaiai]

Oooh...

[She gives the hallway a suspicious glance. Should be concerned...?]

Have you found any? Danger, I mean!

[explosion_day]

Uh yeah some cyborgs from the future came and tried to destroy the past but ol' Rick stopped 'em. Nothin' to worry about.

[Except all this WATER...]

[iaiai]

[Her suspicious expression abruptly turns panicked. Cyborgs from the future trying to destroy the past didn't sound like nothing to worry about!]

That's terrible! When did that happen? Is everyone safe?

[explosion_day]

Happened in the future. Er, the past now, I guess. Time travel's complicated.

'Course everyone's safe. You're standin' here talkin' to me just fine right now, aren't you?