Dorm Log: the millionth revenge

[raw_angel_power]

Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.


Directory
Ai | Apple Kid | Blacky | Blaze | Blue | Bowser | Bulba | Byrne | Caim | Casey | Charlise/Kitty | Chili | Chell | Chun Li | Cress | Daisy | Doopliss | Duster | | Eikichi | Eggman | Eli | Evve | Falcon | Flint | Flurrie | Garry | Goombella | Jet | Jolt | Jon | Kanji | Kazooie | Kumatora | Lash | Link (SS) | Link (OoT) | Mac | Marie | Marth | Mary | Max | Mio | N | Nabooru | Naoto | Nephenee | Peacock | Phoenix | Raiden | Rick | Riwane | R.O.B. | Rhys | Sable | Samus | "Seth" | Shadow | Sig | Silver | Skull Kid | Sonic | Sophie | Snake | Vianca | Voile | Watt | Wheatley | Zelda (SS)

Comments

[notstevejobs]

I'm not that large. At your height and with an optical sensor that large, I cannot possibly be taking up more than 15.8% of your optical sensory input, unless you are using your zoom function. Are you using your zoom function, Mr. Rick? Perhaps you have it set to X8 without realizing it.

[explosion_day]

My eyes are fine, chubs. Maybe your face is set to X8 without realizing it.

[notstevejobs]

I think you must be malfunctioning. Here, let me pop you open to see what's gone wrong.

::Suddenly there is a screwdriver and a wrench in Apple Kid's hands. There's something sticky covering them -- maple syrup??::

[explosion_day]

Pix what are you doing in this thread.

[NO. ABORT ABORT. He is scooting away on his management rail, looking and sounding quite offended.]

Get your damn dirty hands away from me! I'm not malfunctioning. Never felt better!

[notstevejobs]

But you keep saying that your visual sensors are not on magnification, yet you keep telling me that I'm taking up your entire visual field.

Ergo, you must be broken.

Don't worry, I'm an expert in robotics. I invented the Scramblin' Scholar robot.

[explosion_day]

What the hell's a Scramblin Scholar robot? Do I look like a Scramblin' Scholar anything? I'm an Adventure Sphere!

[notstevejobs]

It was a valiant robot that gave its life to protect us all during the Aparoid Wars. You don't have to worry. I'm a genius inventor. Everything will be fine.

[explosion_day]

Well that sounds pretty heroic actu--WAIT NO. I'm not gonna' be swayed by your robot sweet-talkin'.

[SCOOTING AWAY MORE.]

[notstevejobs]

::From out of his overalls, Apple Kid pulled out his Universal Remote Control.::

::He hit the pause button::

::And then rewind::

[explosion_day]

[HOLY SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED

WHAT'S GOING ON

...HE'S GOING BACKWARDS ON THE RAIL, CLOSER TO THE ROUND, SMELLY HUMAN]

[notstevejobs]

::Apple Kid hit his 'gentle ascend' button and is now floating next to the Adventure Sphere.::

Now tell me, where is your access panel?

[explosion_day]

!gnihtyna uoy llet reven ll'I

[notstevejobs]

Oh, of course, you're still on rewind.

::Apple Kid pushes the 'Stop' button::

[explosion_day]

[Rick is now frozen, with the exception of his big green eyeball staring at Apple Kid. If robots could sweat, he just might be sweating.]

[notstevejobs]

::Apple Kid pushes the 'mute/unmute' button::

[explosion_day]

[And lo, Rick unleashes a stream of insults and angry manly robot growls too long to accurately depict in typing.]

[notstevejobs]

Your speech controls appear to be malfunctioning as well.

Looks like I'll just have to poke around myself and figure it out. Don't worry, I'm an expert.

::There is clearly strawberry jam all over the screw driver he's holding out towards your casing. It's. It's about to touch your most private of areas - your access panel.::

[explosion_day]

I can take whatever awful torture methods you can dish out. I'm not gonna' break.