Dorm Log: the millionth revenge

[raw_angel_power]

Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.


Directory
Ai | Apple Kid | Blacky | Blaze | Blue | Bowser | Bulba | Byrne | Caim | Casey | Charlise/Kitty | Chili | Chell | Chun Li | Cress | Daisy | Doopliss | Duster | | Eikichi | Eggman | Eli | Evve | Falcon | Flint | Flurrie | Garry | Goombella | Jet | Jolt | Jon | Kanji | Kazooie | Kumatora | Lash | Link (SS) | Link (OoT) | Mac | Marie | Marth | Mary | Max | Mio | N | Nabooru | Naoto | Nephenee | Peacock | Phoenix | Raiden | Rick | Riwane | R.O.B. | Rhys | Sable | Samus | "Seth" | Shadow | Sig | Silver | Skull Kid | Sonic | Sophie | Snake | Vianca | Voile | Watt | Wheatley | Zelda (SS)

Comments

[obfuskate]

Of course. There is a toilet in your prison cell.

[He shoves his forehead into his palm. The thought of Link just peeing wherever he pleases... ugh. Nauseating. Not thinking about that. Gross.]

[breaks_pots]

[In the forest, every bush is a toilet. Except the Deku Baba and the Deku Scrubs.]

Oh. Is there food in there, too?

[obfuskate]

They will only give you food at certain meal times. They will not give you snacks in-between.

[HOW RUTHLESS.]

[breaks_pots]

Then what's so bad about it?

[obfuskate]

Confinement. No luxuries. No privacy. They do not treat you with much respect. You cannot have fun like you hope to. You can hardly see those you love.

That is what is so bad about it.

[Groooooooan.]

[breaks_pots]

[That did sound pretty bad, though Link wasn't sure what 'luxuries' were. They must have been important to be included. But...]

You can always draw on the walls.

[Silver lining?]

[obfuskate]

... They wouldn't quite allow you to.

[Stare. Why would he think that even...?]

[breaks_pots]

If you're in the room with no one else, how could they stop you?

[obfuskate]

They won't give you such privacy. You may or may be with someone else, and in either case, the authorities will watch over you.

[breaks_pots]

Watching doesn't stop me from drawing.

[obfuskate]

Not unless they opt to stop you.

[Which they would.]

[breaks_pots]

Are you not allowed to have any fun in prison?

[obfuskate]

As a matter of fact, no. Not hardly. It is a prison, not a bounce house.

[breaks_pots]

Are bounce houses fun?

[obfuskate]

If you do not know what a bounce house is, I am not explaining it to you.

[WOW, ROOD.]

[breaks_pots]

[*EEK! BOLD TEXT!*

Link shrunk back and looked away.]

Okay.

[obfuskate]

Good. If you want to learn, you best go to a library instead of asking me.

[BECAUSE THESE ARE REALLY DUMB QUESTIONS.]

[breaks_pots]

[Link had trouble reading. But he wasn't sure he should say that because Shadow looked really upset. So he bit his lip and nodded, then slipped off the bed and headed for the door.]

Bye, Mister Shadow.

[obfuskate]

... Goodbye.

[Good. Back to reading.

... Hmph. Kids. He didn't need to care so much about them sometime anyway. Impatient, idiotic brats...]