Dorm Log: the millionth revenge

[raw_angel_power]

Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.


Directory
Ai | Apple Kid | Blacky | Blaze | Blue | Bowser | Bulba | Byrne | Caim | Casey | Charlise/Kitty | Chili | Chell | Chun Li | Cress | Daisy | Doopliss | Duster | | Eikichi | Eggman | Eli | Evve | Falcon | Flint | Flurrie | Garry | Goombella | Jet | Jolt | Jon | Kanji | Kazooie | Kumatora | Lash | Link (SS) | Link (OoT) | Mac | Marie | Marth | Mary | Max | Mio | N | Nabooru | Naoto | Nephenee | Peacock | Phoenix | Raiden | Rick | Riwane | R.O.B. | Rhys | Sable | Samus | "Seth" | Shadow | Sig | Silver | Skull Kid | Sonic | Sophie | Snake | Vianca | Voile | Watt | Wheatley | Zelda (SS)

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[bluestreaker]

[ Knock, KNOCK, SLAM.

You have a VISITOR. Don't be RUDE. ]

[obfuskate]

[GROANS. Okay, this is getting annoying. Shadow rises from his bed, placing his book face-down to have his page kept, and steps for the window to open it.

That.

Oh.

How even.]

...

What.

[bluestreaker]

[ Say hello to your resident blue hedgehog on your neighboring thick tree branch. ]

'Sup? I'm bored.

[obfuskate]

No.

[And so he promptly closes the window.]

[bluestreaker]

Ah - !

[ Shadow you got until you're just about to sit down and -

SLAM SLAM. ]

Shaaaadooooow.

Shaaaaaaaadooooooooowwwwwww.

[ GOD, IT'S LIKE A CAT YOWLING IN A MOONLIT ALLEY. ]

[obfuskate]

[UGH, SWEET MOTHER OF CHAOS.

He goes back and opens the window, sneering with ears pinned to his skull.]

Fine. Come in through the door.

[Meaning, DON'T GET IN HERE THROUGH THE WINDOW YOU DUMMY.]

[bluestreaker]

But I'm already here!

[ And he's leaning between branch and window sill, tummy hanging sort of dangerously over a small gap of nothing. HOW IS HE EVEN COMFORTABLE?

But he's eyeing Shadow with a somewhat blank stare. ]

[obfuskate]

[... wow this hedgehog is a fucking acrobat.

Sigh. Fine. He'll deal with it. Shadow steps aside, his stare only a little less than irritated.]

Just get in here before I change my mind.

[bluestreaker]

[ A quick grin and a suddenly flip through the window Christ, he really is later and Sonic is sitting on the sill, back to the world and a smile at Shadow.

And...

A hand with a yellow lollipop in it, presented to Shadow like a flower to a date. Oh. ]

Ta-da!

[obfuskate]

[... Uh.

Well then.

Slowly... taking that lollipop and kind of staring flatly at it.]

... A lollipop.

[STARING.]

Why a lollipop?

The idea of Shadow saying 'lollipop' blows my mind.

[bluestreaker]

Why not? It's candy! Everyone loves candy.

HEHHEHEHGSFJKHG

[obfuskate]

... Everyone except for me.

[OH HE WENT THERE.]

[bluestreaker]

[ DANG, DUDE. ]

Right. Everyone except for grumpy senior citizens.

[ He coughs a tad and hops off his seat, approaching Shadow to reach for the lollipop. He's just trying to tear the wrapper off. ]

Y'even had candy before? Or just all that pudding in your fridge? [ That may or may not still be there. ]

[obfuskate]

... I don't have that much pudding.

[Yeah that's what he wants you to think. He goes over to shut the window, not wanting anything flying inside of his room.]

I have had a couple of candies. [Ones that Maria tried to feed him.] They are disgusting and blatantly artificial.

[bluestreaker]

[ It's okay, Shadow. He's already taken some. He knows what you got.

Sonic tosses the clear wrapper into a bin (miraculously) and when he's back to Shadow, he pinches the lollipop stick and takes it back for a moment. ]

Well, this is a gift, so you should eat it.

[ He also spent $20 on it.

...

Granted it was $20 he found in the pants Shadow let him use, so technically Shadow paid for it, but still. Sonic had him in mind! ]

[obfuskate]

[THANKFULLY SHADOW DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT THAT MONEY.]

Hmph. Fine.

[He grabs the sucker and gives it a small, experimental lick.

...

He then licks it again. And again. And again. He isn't sure how to pinpoint the flavor, but...]

It is... not bad.

Oh. Lord. Here it comes.

[bluestreaker]

See? Y'just had to try it!

[ He pulls one of his own out, and - no surprises here - it's a blue one. ]

You really gotta quit putting stuff down before you try it.

[ He yanks the wrapper off his lolli, chucking it in the same bin before he pops it right into his mouth and grins. ]

SCARY TIMES.

[obfuskate]

... Hm. You may be right...

[He laps his tongue over it again and again, and then he sticks the whole thing into his mouth. Wow, it does taste good. In fact, it's... kind of addicting.

His tail begins to sway, a gentle `mm` escaping him.]

Incredible...

gettin' kinda R18 up in here, Shadow

[bluestreaker]

[ Sonic inhales through his nose, the inflation floating a smile up to his face. The small things in life were some of the best, and seeing Shadow take on the arduous task of being even a little happy and satisfied? Worth all his efforts.

For someone so adament about candy loathing, Sonic is rather proud he picked a good sweet for him. ]

You're welcome. [ He migrates to sit down on his bed, his own lollipop getting a lazy amount of attention between his teeth and cheek. He let's it idle there, every so often shifting his tongue to work on the sweet flavor. ]

These are pretty good.

ohhhhh sonic you know you rike this

[obfuskate]

Mm, yes... Quite.

[Shadow joins him on the bed, sinking into its warmth and discovering that it is a lot more comfortable than he once thought. Now, the bed feels like... heaven. Like a cloud. He nestles himself deeper into the plush mattress, a little moan pushing through his throat and keeping within closed lips.

He rolls the lollipop in his mouth from one side to the other, keeping it between his cheek and teeth...

... and he smiled.

Uh oh.]

In fact... this may be the best candy I have ever had.

[Ah, so relaxing. Such a nice day, just him, Sonic, and their candies. Oh, yes...]

OH DEAR LORD, ARE WE GONNA NEED A BUCKET OF WATER

[bluestreaker]

[ Sonic can't quite pin it... but when he blinks, it sorta feels like his eyelids are giggling. Like two little kids floating up into his ears and laughing.

Ah, no, wait, that's him. ]

Mmmhmhm. Yeah. The one was like, twenty bucks. It was worth it. I don't regret a thing.

[ He gives Shadow a little nudge, but doesn't actually follow it up with anything. ]

PERHAPS

[obfuskate]

[Shadow shifts at the nudge, yet he scoots a little closer, finding himself a little more laidback over Sonic's, er... advances. Why should he care? He's just touching him, and that's totally okay. Yep. Life's pretty okay. Preeeeetty okay.

He sucks on his pop a little more, giving a small hum.]

Twenty bucks. That is certainly not cheap, but I can see why.

[If it were Shadow in a normal state of mind, he would have retaliated, disgusted at Sonic just wasting money like that, but right now, it didn't matter. Life is good. Not worth being a grump over.

...

And at that thought, he chuckled.

What.]

...Maybe a hose.

[bluestreaker]

[ Sonic slooo....oooooooooowly turns his head to look at Shadow as if he just turned into a cupcake.

Blink.

Wait, did he? No. He's.

No, he's still there. ]

Did you jus' laugh, Shads? [ While laughing. A lot.


Man, he really wants some cake. This lollipop isn't cutting it now. ]

maybe a *GIANT BUCKET.*

[obfuskate]

Ah... hahaha...

[He brings a hand up, laughing into his palm.]

Ahahaha...! You must be deaf.

[As in, yeah, he's laughing. Yeah, he really is, and gosh, he feels like he's kinda floating. This is really nice.]

And the campus was raided by walruses.

[bluestreaker]

Oh, man! I need a camera for this... [ He reaches back into his spines. ] Ahh, I don't have one'a those...

[ He can't help but suddenly start laughing, too, closing his eyes and quickly feeling tears bubbling at their corners. Oh, was he really laughing that hard?

SNORT.

Yeah. Yeah, he was. ]

Shadow!! [ Just as Sonic opens his eyes to look at Shadow, something else catches his attention. He has his eyes right on the floor beneath, green gems meeting the glisten of brown and orange tiles. ]

.... Dude, Shadow, did you just get your floors done?