Dorm Log: the millionth revenge

[raw_angel_power]

Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.


Directory
Ai | Apple Kid | Blacky | Blaze | Blue | Bowser | Bulba | Byrne | Caim | Casey | Charlise/Kitty | Chili | Chell | Chun Li | Cress | Daisy | Doopliss | Duster | | Eikichi | Eggman | Eli | Evve | Falcon | Flint | Flurrie | Garry | Goombella | Jet | Jolt | Jon | Kanji | Kazooie | Kumatora | Lash | Link (SS) | Link (OoT) | Mac | Marie | Marth | Mary | Max | Mio | N | Nabooru | Naoto | Nephenee | Peacock | Phoenix | Raiden | Rick | Riwane | R.O.B. | Rhys | Sable | Samus | "Seth" | Shadow | Sig | Silver | Skull Kid | Sonic | Sophie | Snake | Vianca | Voile | Watt | Wheatley | Zelda (SS)

Comments

[icequeen_aran]

Very funny. This is close enough in my book.

[And she doesn't seem very glad about that or being deposited on the bed. Nicer and softer than the floor, sure, but it's certainly one place she didn't expect to be in so soon. Or... ever. It left her with little more than a fleeting glimpse into his dorm.

She did, however, currently have a very good vantage of Mr. Snake in all his manliness. ]

[survivalism]

[Oh the things he could do to you now Miss Aran.

Thank god he is too decent a guy for that, though, nor does he want to get smacked, and so he moves their taped together hands around up to the pillow Samus' head is resting on, to... pull out a knife from under it.

Yeah, he sleeps with a knife under his pillow. NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT.]

Don't worry. No one will know you taped yourself to me in the middle of the night.

[Fumble fumble. Carefully starts cutting--DONT MOVE, SAMUS.]

Probably.

[icequeen_aran]

[Oh she'd do more than smack him. Were it not for her own profession she would find it strange--she happens to sleep with a gun under pillow and a man who can set himself on fire at will.]

You taped yourself to me and you should consider yourself fortunate that's all that happened.

[Despite her calm demeanor Samus is tense under him, eyes flitting back and forth to his eye and the blade.]

Not many people sleep with a strider ht under their pillow.

im terrible. not sure if i should be sorry though

[survivalism]

[Eyebrow quirk. Don't distract him now, Samus, he's almost done and hasn't even cut you yet.]

You started it. What was I supposed to think?

And that's sort of--

[Sigh. And whoops, he accidentally dropped the knife... between pillows.

Samus' pillows.]

Er.

[Slightly flushing? At a loss for words? Him? NOOO.]

dsfsgs BB versus DD?

[icequeen_aran]

[The knife went through Samus's chest and she died the end. She flinches as cold steel gently and harmlessly settles between her plentiful and heaving bosom. Really. Really. She stares at it, then at the man who gave it it's freedom with a stern, clearly disapproving face.

Her other hand grabs the offending knife, and draws its sharp tip to the soft skin of his neck, lightly tracing a line up to the bottom of his chin. Speaking slowly and in a low growl, she'd need no blade to make her, ahem, point very clear.]

Consider yourself

very

fortunate.

[She finishes what he started with one quick and precise thrust.]

YEP....

[survivalism]

[Oh yes ma'am very fortunate um. He doesn't even dare to swallow, much less speak when she presses the knife against his throat--what exactly did he do to deserve that? It wasn't like he had dropped the knife on purpose...

Probably. He couldn't be too sure.

Well at least, after a few more moments, they are finally free, and he immediately stands, straightening his back.

Indignant huff. Also turns away and crosses his arms in front of his chest.]

You should probably leave now. And I don't want to see you sneaking around the dorms with duct tape again.

[It'll just make him think you have a fetish or something, ....]

[icequeen_aran]

[ROLLING HER EYES, SHE DOES WHAT SHE WANTS. She uses the knife one more time to cut through the remainder on her wrist, then rips it off like a big, sticky band-aid. Almost immediately, her skin reddens in protest--big obvious lines nothing short of long sleeves and a glove would hide.]

Speaking of, where is the rest of the roll?

[It's like she didn't even hear you.]

I'm not leaving without it.

[survivalism]

[GET OUT PAIR OF TITS. Also probably somewhere between the sheets. Or behind the bed. OUT OF SIGHT.

Now he's just going to be sarcastic for the hell of it.]

How about I just send you some spare handcuffs? They serve the same function and you can use them over and over again.

[icequeen_aran]

[INTENSE FROWNING AT YOUR STUPID BACK. She's looking around for it, messing up his bed and tossing his pillows around without a care. Where is it where is it--she doesn't want to waste a roll over this! That was her roll.]

I didn't come here to get wrapped up in your stupid bondage fetish fantasies. [What an accusation and no pun intended. And one that distracts her despite her best efforts. All for about a second.]

Do I even want to know why you have handcuffs and apparently enough to spare?

[survivalism]

[HEY WHO HAS A FETISH HERE WHAT THE FUCK.

HUFF. DEADPAN.]

...I was kidding. You won't find any cuffs in my room. However, you were running around with a roll of duct tape--here. Refusing to tell me what you needed it for. [AT THE DORMS. Again he gives her a very poignant eyebrow quirk.]

Maybe you should take a long hard look at yourself before you go pointing fingers. And I don't know where your stupid tape is. Stop messing up my bed!

[icequeen_aran]

[APPARENTLY YOU DO, or so she'd accuse.

She runs her hand along the edge of the mattress, seemingly not hearing his protests yet again. Maybe it fell behind the bed...]

I told you, I had business.

[She thinks she's finally found the stupid roll of tape and sticks her entire arm down behind the bed--and subsequently, her well-toned ass up in the air.]

I was adorning your bastard son's door with a present for his good behavior.

[Oh wow that kind of just... slipped out. She'll pretend it didn't.]

[survivalism]

Business, right.

[Staring at your ass, Samus, because why the hell not. You don't see it anyway--to temptation to slap it is really quite--but he restrains himself.

And then, what she says is a little more distracting. Snake had, apparently, done a good job of avoiding his dad so far.]

Bastard son? You really are drunk, aren't you? [Is she referring to Ocelot? GROSS SAMUS.....]

[icequeen_aran]

[GROSS and you wish. After a successful retrieval of the roll she sits on her heels--kneeling on his bed. It's a mighty hard stare she fixes him with. Snake had done a good job so far.]

Right. You can't have kids.

[...So far.]

Not traditionally, anyway.

[Whoops--it is vague and mysterious o'clock? It sure is. She's going to slink for the exit. Not quickly but she's not turning her back to her him either.]

[survivalism]

........

[YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT MISS. Good for you that you're getting out.]

[icequeen_aran]

[THEN SHE CAME BACK and professed these magical non-canonical words.]

I know Snake because I am the mother even though I am also sterile???

[Then she runs up to him and gives him a passionate smooch and they made out.]

Let's have another miracle baby. We'll learn him to kill a man.

[neveraskedforthis]

I never asked for this.

I do this sometimes with dropped characters don't mind me.

[icequeen_aran]

[snake somehow evolved into snadam and samus swooened

wait no actually this is how adam was born

from smaus and snak]

THATS COOL

[neveraskedforthis]

[ and suddenly everything made sense oh my god

MOM !!!! ]

[icequeen_aran]

[all was made right in the universe

son of smaus and snak, she comes to hold him tightly against her bossom.

because samus totally would name her kid after adam who she had some sort of vague electra complex relation with and that's not creepy and incestuous at all]