Dorm Log: the millionth revenge

[raw_angel_power]

Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.


Directory
Ai | Apple Kid | Blacky | Blaze | Blue | Bowser | Bulba | Byrne | Caim | Casey | Charlise/Kitty | Chili | Chell | Chun Li | Cress | Daisy | Doopliss | Duster | | Eikichi | Eggman | Eli | Evve | Falcon | Flint | Flurrie | Garry | Goombella | Jet | Jolt | Jon | Kanji | Kazooie | Kumatora | Lash | Link (SS) | Link (OoT) | Mac | Marie | Marth | Mary | Max | Mio | N | Nabooru | Naoto | Nephenee | Peacock | Phoenix | Raiden | Rick | Riwane | R.O.B. | Rhys | Sable | Samus | "Seth" | Shadow | Sig | Silver | Skull Kid | Sonic | Sophie | Snake | Vianca | Voile | Watt | Wheatley | Zelda (SS)

Comments

[makesitcool]

No...

[Seriously, what a nightmare! Was anywhere safe?!]

C-Cress thought you... you were simply a construct of that... place!

[NO MORE TESTS... PLEASE, JUST... NO MORE TESTS...]

[testgasm]

[BLINK BLINK]

Well, yes, technically, I am a personality construct, from Aperture, but I'm real, if you were implying otherwise.

[makesitcool]

But... none of that was real! It never happened! Otherwise, my brother would still be...

[Gonna stop RIGHT THERE.]

[testgasm]

I think it was real! [It felt real.]

Well, maybe it was real at the time. Maybe it's just not real anymore.

[makesitcool]

How is that possible? Surely it must have been a shared dream of sorts... An unpleasantly vivid one at that!

[And now for a voice that sounds even more wretched!] ...Why did you do that to us?

[testgasm]

[AND SOMEHOW he manages to sound just a touch offended. At that.]

Me? I didn't do anything, you were the ones in the test. Anyway, it's all fine now, isn't it? Everyone's alive, nobody's...shot up. Lucky, really, to have that second chance. If it had been real, he would've just...stayed...dead.

[And nobody wants that.]

[makesitcool]

[He realized how much of a scene he might be making, so he turned the volume level of his voice back down and hissed at Wheatley.] Did we even have a choice? We woke up in the testing center and had no viable way out! Had I known there were such risks involved for no worthy cause, I would never have agreed! I could care less if it was reality or not; that was... horrific!

[testgasm]

[If tiny robot eyeballs can look offended...you can bet your butt he looks offended.]

Hey, I didn't design the tests, I just ran them. You want to get mad about the turrets, you should take it up with Her.

[makesitcool]

And who, if I may ask, is her?

[testgasm]

She [And his voice lowers dangerously at that] is the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating Systerm, and She's here. She teaches computers. She's the one you want to watch out for.

[makesitcool]

Genetic... Lifeform and Disc Operating System? Her title makes her sound like the very subject she teaches.

[Considering he's talking to a spherical robot right now, he's sure he's not far off the mark.]