Dorm Log: the millionth revenge

[raw_angel_power]

Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.


Directory
Ai | Apple Kid | Blacky | Blaze | Blue | Bowser | Bulba | Byrne | Caim | Casey | Charlise/Kitty | Chili | Chell | Chun Li | Cress | Daisy | Doopliss | Duster | | Eikichi | Eggman | Eli | Evve | Falcon | Flint | Flurrie | Garry | Goombella | Jet | Jolt | Jon | Kanji | Kazooie | Kumatora | Lash | Link (SS) | Link (OoT) | Mac | Marie | Marth | Mary | Max | Mio | N | Nabooru | Naoto | Nephenee | Peacock | Phoenix | Raiden | Rick | Riwane | R.O.B. | Rhys | Sable | Samus | "Seth" | Shadow | Sig | Silver | Skull Kid | Sonic | Sophie | Snake | Vianca | Voile | Watt | Wheatley | Zelda (SS)

Comments

[did_well_enough]

[Shadow, it's cute how you think you can phase her. You're a 3'3" tall hedgehog, you don't exactly scream "FEAR ME", you know. Besides, she can barely see you over the top of her book.]

Wrong again, I said it as if you gave me a suggestion, one I clearly turned down. Points for trying, I suppose. Not that it really matters.

[She flips to the next page, reading its contents before speaking again.]

Besides, don't you have a mole to keep a leash on?

[obfuskate]

Any pet can be left unattended with a strongly-tied leash.

[WAIT DID HE REALLY OR... who knows honestly the world may never know.]

And it is hardly a suggestion. It is a command.

[did_well_enough]

[It's for the best.]

Commands are for those who hold power over the ones they are commanding. You hold no power over me, ergo: you are not fit to command.

[And again, she continues reading, still not bothering to look him in the eyes.]

We've already established for all your power, you still cannot escape this place. Therefore, you are in the exact same position I am in. Which means we are equals.

[A pause.]

Well, except in intelligence. I far surpass you in that category.

[obfuskate]

That does not mean we are equals. Being in the same position does not equate to the same power.

[He extends a hand, pushing the book she has shoved in her face down and glaring daggers straight at her. Look and listen well, Miss POTaTOS.]

Your intelligence statement contradicts that, not to mention the fact that you- [a soft growl] -will never surpass me.

[did_well_enough]

[GLaDOS was about to argue that point, but the Shadow RUDELY PUSHED HER BOOK DOWN.

A look of utter hate and rage flashes in her eyes, but it's gone as fast as it came, replaced by a condescending look. Then, she gets right in Shadow's face, breath cold as ice, a quick reminder of how inhuman she really was.]

Oh? Is that a fact? Because from where I stand, I already have surpassed you. You see, if you're superior to me, why are you arguing over this couch? Someone who is as "superior" and "intelligent" as you should not be acting like a spoiled child, complaining someone else has got their toys. They should be acting mature.

I was here first, I spent most of the day in my office working, and now that I have some peace and quiet, I don't wish to leave. So what do you do? You attempt to bully me out of what's mine at the given moment. Well guess what? I don't move for ignorant blowhards and children, both of which you have proven to be, since the only way you deal with not getting something you want is to threaten the person until they hand it over.

You think you're so much better than everyone else in this school. Well guess what? You're not. You're nothing special. You're not even five feet tall. You expect to have people take you seriously and do as you wish, when they can barely see you over a simple counter.

[obfuskate]

[He remains deadpan for that whole spiel, something he would rather call projectile vomiting of ridiculous drivel rather than an argument. He keeps his arms folded over his chest, a shoe tapping the floor impatiently.

He's waiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiing.]

Are you quite finished yet?

[did_well_enough]

[She smirks.]

Yes, that should about wrap things up.

[And then she goes back to her book, as if Shadow doesn't exist. Again.]

[obfuskate]

Fair enough.

[He then proceeds to turn and leave...

... but not without taking the back of her book and trying to flick it into her face.]

[did_well_enough]

[The second his arm is within reach, she grabs it and twists it. Then, she tosses him to the other seat of the couch, drops her book on his head, and walks off.]

There, it's all yours. Enjoy.

[obfuskate]

[Silently scowling.

Fine, he got his seat, but now his books were scattered all over the floor and she tossed him around like a ragdoll.

Biiiiiiiiiiitch.]