Dorm Log The Sequel To End All Sequels

[makesitcool]

Who: COLLECTIVE YOU
What: Dorm log!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. If your heart dreams it, your fingers can type it.
When: The span of February 27 - March 13
Warnings: This log is yellow-taped with all kinds of potential warnings. If your filthy imagination can conjure it, this log can produce it.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's how this works. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. Feel like drawing graffiti on Professor Jin's door? Apologizing for the aftermath of the latest cupidbot fiasco? Doing each others' hair and talking about boys? Giving your trusted(?!?) friends a free ride in the dryer? Staying up late at night making use of those dick-shaped cake pans you found in the cupboard? Man, I don't care, just do it! Don't let this log get away untagged.


Directory
Ai | Alter Ego | Apple Kid | Banjo | Blaze | Bowser | Bulba | Caim | Celes | Chiyo | Cyrus | Daisy | Edgeworth | Eggman | Eirika | Eli | Ellistree | Falcon | Flint | Garry | Gold | Goombella | Gordon | Green | Hilda | Innes | Ishimaru | Jock | Jolt | Knuckles | Lucca | Mac | Manah | Marie | Mary | Max | Milimili | Mondo | Nabooru | Naegi | Noel | Ocelot | Pit | R.O.B. | Rhys | Rick | Riwane | Samus | "Seth" | Shadow | Silver | Skull Kid | Snake | Soryk | Vinnie | Voile | Wheatley | X | Zelda (OoT) | Zelda (ST)

Comments

[forgetbeam]

[MAYBE HE'LL JUST THROW THE EMPTY BOX AT MONDO THEN.

No, he won't. But it's pretty damn tempting.]

That can't be right! She probably expects me to wash it instead! That's more believable... isn't it? But I'm not going to do that, either...

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

[Okay time to be a little more serious for a sec.] I dunno. Something tells me she's really touchy about her fancy clothes. Probably takes over twenty steps just to dry.

[...He eyes the ironing board that is always glaringly present. Granted, this is Ishimaru, and he's tidier than laundry detergent itself. If anyone knew those twenty or whatever steps he just described, it would be him. A sliver of fear wormed its way inside his chest as he remembered her polite little facade breaking down into a screaming witch at "pig boy", who was also asked to perform a task for her. If that was true, then Ishimaru was in trouble. It would be better for him if they were just a weird present.]

She didn't say a thing about washing to me. Got any notes in there?

[forgetbeam]

[Hey, just because he enjoys a clean and pristine uniform doesn't mean he knows anything about the care and keeping of a dress. ...But he would probably do a pretty good job.

He peeks into the box... Nope. In the dress? Shaking it out a little yields nothing, either.]

There's nothing. Even so, there's no way this would fit me, so your theory must be wrong!

[He stands and holds the dress to his body to prove it, because no itty bitty French Maid costume is going to fit a built guy at 5'9"-- wait, shit, it looks like it would be a perfect fit.]

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

.....

[Oh god.]

Fuck! There's no way that wouldn't fit you!!

[forgetbeam]

What... What!? Why!?

[OH GOD. No, he's just holding it wrong, let him try again... n...nope... still looks like it's just his size.]

Is she seeking to punish me even further?!

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

How could she stoop to this level!? Expecting a man to dress up in frilly dresses like this... It's too cruel!

[Sure it was funny as a joke, but if this is really serious, Mondo felt Ishimaru's pain. Celes didn't seem easy to deal with at all, so it wasn't like refusing seemed like an easy possibility. His face was contorting in chagrin. But that chagrin gives way to a new expression as he loosens the tension in his muscles and eyes him questioningly.]

Wait! Punish you... further?

[What kinds of untold horrors was she exacting upon his brother...?]

[forgetbeam]

...Ah.

[He's said too much already... This was something he really would have preferred to keep to himself. Forever. Still, if he had to tell anybody, it might as well be Mondo, right?

The only problem is how the hell should he explain it?]

I had a debt to pay her just before you came here... It was my own fault! I was a coward!! I left her stranded in a dire situation!

[He begins folding the dress back up to put away, because no way is he going to put it on whether he deserves it or not right now.]

However, it should be more than repaid by now...

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

[Jeez... That sounds pretty rough, even though he wronged her in some huge way he didn't understand. But he repaid her, right? His advice would have defaulted to 'if she's gonna keep harassing you then show her who's boss with your fists' but unfortunately, you don't go around hitting girls. About the best you could do was tell them to cut something out. How do you even DEAL with girls?? No, how do you deal with girls like Celes?]

Must be some kind of prank. If she didn't outright ask you to wear it, that makes it easier, right? I don't know what's going on with you two, but if you repaid it then you repaid it.

[forgetbeam]

[Hearing someone else say it has to be a prank is a little more reassuring. At least it's better than being laughed at again.]

Yes! That's absolutely right! A prank is all it is, and I'll confront her about it the next time I see her!

[Yes, that will go splendidly. ...Speaking of the next time he sees her... Crap. His debt isn't 100% repaid, is it? THAT STUPID DATE STILL NEEDS TO HAPPEN.]

Actually... There is still one more thing I must do. I need your advice on something.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

Advice? Sure. What about?

[Please don't be about Celes please don't be about Celes]

[forgetbeam]

[IT IS TOTALLY ABOUT CELES.]

...

[Hahaha, but how the hell is he supposed to ask this. He's not even sure exactly what it is he wants to ask. "PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS" isn't an option, so...]

You see... I am meant to go on a date with her.

[DEEP BREATH and then he launches into rapidfire ranting that doesn't even leave time for a proper reaction.]

That should be the only requirement left! Then it can truly be over! However, I can't ignore the feeling that a poor performance will only deepen my debt... No, that's certain to happen! What must I do to prevent that!?

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

[When the word "date" left his mouth was the moment Mondo fell into despair. He said he'd give him advice, but... How the hell was he supposed to give him REAL advice when the best he could do was make girls run the opposite direction?!]

I...

Wait a sec! She's making you go on a date with her?! Don't tell me... She likes you?

[forgetbeam]

[WHAT A HORRIFYING THOUGHT... Making someone's life hell sure is a poor way to show affection.

It also means she wouldn't be satisfied with just one AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH]

That can't be right...! But... How would one be able to tell?

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

How should I know?! I've... I've never had a girl come up and tell me they liked me!!!

[forgetbeam]

Wait, really?

[He's kinda surprised... Dating and PDA and general indecency seemed to fight right in with the gangster lifestyle.

(Ishimaru does not know very much about gangster lifestyle.)]

Then what should we do?! This is the kind of thing we will need to know much later in life!

[And in his case he needs to know it IMMEDIATELY because if he pisses Celes off...]

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

I seriously don't fucking know!! Not even any of the guys in my gang are all that tactful when it comes to picking up girls. Guys like us are only good at attracting other guys... for a fight. So I never had any advice myself.

[IS THAT THE GANGSTER LYFE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR, ISHIMARU??]

[forgetbeam]

[Meanwhile Ishimaru has had a gambler try to get dates and kisses out of him, a ghost tell him she's in love with him, and a fire-breathing turtle be totally creepy and cake-obsessed.

He definitely envies Mondo's lack of any kind of love life.]

Hm... This is troubling...

Do you think Naegi might have some advice?

[HE'S A PROTAGONIST, HE CAN SOLVE ALL PERSONAL PROBLEMS...]

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

I dunno... He's kind of a boring man and it sounds like he doesn't get out a lot. If he's never even been to a public bath before, what are the chances he's ever had girlfriend?

[Then again...]

But he does have a weird way of saying the right things... Know what I mean?

[forgetbeam]

[You don't pick up love interests at bath houses... then again-]

I know exactly what you mean! He does have a spectacular way with people!

[Because he studied all the right things... D-DAMN IT...]

But... If he has never had a girlfriend, then it is even more important that we speak to him. The three of us combined will no doubt be able to solve this mystery!!

[This train of thought is on a twisted rail to nowhere good.]

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

And girls are people, right!?! [he shouts as he stands and balls a fist up, carried away by his brother's energetic epiphanies.] So he should have a spectacular way with girls, too! He did have that Maizono girl following him around a lot...

[Name any of the characters who didn't follow Naegi around in some way.]

Maybe he knows more than we give him credit for. Maybe he's a natural.

[forgetbeam]

I hope he isn't a natural. It would be much more effective to learn from somebody who also had to start from nothing.

[Wow is he bringing that even into this.]

Still, there is only one way to find out! Let's go!

[OH NO.]

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

Right now? ...Well, I guess there's no helping it if it's urgent. Right. Let's go!!

[OH NO INDEED. Oowada heads for the door with the intent to leave with Ishimaru for the infinite wellspring of wisdom that flows from Naegi. Luckily, he's just a trip next door.]