Dorm Log The Sequel To End All Sequels

[makesitcool]

Who: COLLECTIVE YOU
What: Dorm log!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. If your heart dreams it, your fingers can type it.
When: The span of February 27 - March 13
Warnings: This log is yellow-taped with all kinds of potential warnings. If your filthy imagination can conjure it, this log can produce it.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's how this works. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. Feel like drawing graffiti on Professor Jin's door? Apologizing for the aftermath of the latest cupidbot fiasco? Doing each others' hair and talking about boys? Giving your trusted(?!?) friends a free ride in the dryer? Staying up late at night making use of those dick-shaped cake pans you found in the cupboard? Man, I don't care, just do it! Don't let this log get away untagged.


Directory
Ai | Alter Ego | Apple Kid | Banjo | Blaze | Bowser | Bulba | Caim | Celes | Chiyo | Cyrus | Daisy | Edgeworth | Eggman | Eirika | Eli | Ellistree | Falcon | Flint | Garry | Gold | Goombella | Gordon | Green | Hilda | Innes | Ishimaru | Jock | Jolt | Knuckles | Lucca | Mac | Manah | Marie | Mary | Max | Milimili | Mondo | Nabooru | Naegi | Noel | Ocelot | Pit | R.O.B. | Rhys | Rick | Riwane | Samus | "Seth" | Shadow | Silver | Skull Kid | Snake | Soryk | Vinnie | Voile | Wheatley | X | Zelda (OoT) | Zelda (ST)

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BW-13/around school -OR- nightmare in the student kitchen

[for_truth]

Hilda shares her room with Noel, whose half of the dorm is probably way cleaner than Hilda's. Besides, you'd find her more easily monkeying around outside or wandering around the school (during the daytime/evening), looking for new people to meet.

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But ONE EVENING AFTER DINNER HOURS, Hilda would have killed a man for some cake. She needed some cake really bad. She even went so far as to use some of her precious prize money to get some cake mix and frosting, but... She didn't have a pan.

When she opened the cupboards she was hoping to find something normal, like a circle or a heart... Heck, even a rectangle would be fine. But no, the only thing she could find was...

"N-no way..." She was so shocked at the pan she had found that she dropped it, making a loud metallic DONG noise when it hit the ground.

get it
dong

because she found the penis-shaped cake pans

[whirlwind_wolfman]

While Hilda was in the mood for cake, Jon was in the mood for steak. He strode into the kitchen and just about stepped on Hilda's.... that thing.

He looked from the pan to her. Back again. Then at her. Back at the pan. Then she was on a boat And then he finally just quirked an eyebrow at her. Judge-face is go.

"...something tells me you're the sort of girl Mum would have warned me about if she'd taken the time to warn me about girls."

He bent over, picked... it up gingerly between the tips of two claws.

"Your..... this thing."

[for_truth]

She rode away on the boat, never to be heard from again

Jon was lucky that Hilda had already met some talking Pokemon animals, otherwise this wouldn't be going as smoothly. "Huh?" She stared like a deer in headlights while Jon silently judged her, and then jumped backwards when he picked... it up.

"No! Nonononono!" Hilda gesticulated wildly, completely and utterly mortified. "That ain't mine! I was just lookin' for a pan and that... that... that THING was in there! I ain't ever seen anything so... I DON'T EVEN KNOW, DUDE..." She trailed off in a panic. "I'm serious! No way would I even touch that thing if I knew it was up there!"

[whirlwind_wolfman]

"Uh-huh. I'll give you the benefeit of the doubt this time."

He actually belived her, considering her reaction. But he wasn't about to let on.

"You're looking for a more inoffensively shaped pan, then? Here."

He walked over to another cupboard, quite high up, and spent a moment clanking and rummaging around for one. It was one he'd used to make meatloaf some time ago, being that was one of the the only 'from scratch and not just bits of animal plus fire' meals he knew how to make. It was rectangular.

"This boring enough for you?"

[for_truth]

"Heck yes, I was! I can't even reach up there with a chair or nothin'." She mumbled something about ladders as she tried to ignore the more offensive pan staring right into her soul.

Hilda's face lit up when she saw a pan that didn't make her want to crawl into a hole and die, "That's, like, perfect! Thanks, man. I owe you one, big time!"

[whirlwind_wolfman]

"The name is Jon." he replied, handing the pan to her and eyeing the... other pan balefully.

"And think nothing of it. There has to be some advantage to being tall, after all."

He walked over to the fridge and opened it, looking for the sheep haunch he'd put in there yesterday. He was fairly hungry.

[for_truth]

"Well, uh, thanks, Jon. I appreciate it." She took the pan and smiled gratefully, setting it down with the rest of her stuff.

"Name's Hilda," she said as she tried to follow whatever instructions were written on the box. She, too, warily eyed the nefarious otherpan and used a paper towel to grab it and put it someplace where she couldn't see it.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

"Hilda? Ah."

Not a name he really expected. Sounded kind of old fashioned.

He pulled the sheep's leg from the fridge and dropped it on a nearby counter, pulling a large chopping board from a nearby cupboard and rummaging around for his favorite cleaver.

"So, what do you do, then?" he asked. It was only polite to make small talk, after all.

[for_truth]

"Yup!" Hilda grinned triumphantly in response before dumping the box of cake mix into a bowl.

While looking in the fridge for a couple of eggs, she replied, "Me? Like... For fun? I like training with my Pokemon. What about you, man?"

[whirlwind_wolfman]

"Oh, a trainer, eh?"

He started preparing the piece of meat, his eyes fastened to his work as his hands and the knife moved quickly.

"I'm a trainer also - I've a Charizard named Riwane as my partner. She's a student so you may have run into her."

He wondered how she'd take that - most Humans found it strange someone not from the various league regions was a trainer at all, let alone someone so clearly not Human.

[for_truth]

"You're a trainer!?" Hilda parroted, wide-eyed and slack-jawed. There was a moment of what was probably uncomfortable silence while she stared at Jon, but...

"For real? That's AWESOME! Didja take any gym leaders on yet, 'cuz I know a couple're here-- Where'd ya get certified and stuff? I ain't met any Charizards yet but if I see her I'll say hi!"

[whirlwind_wolfman]

Jon had mistaken her incredulous initial reply and subsequent silence as strong dissaproval, and had been about to say something particularly bitter as she became more animated. Wow.

"...Oh. Uhm, well, I was certified in Kanto by Oak. Took my exam in Pallet town and was offered a starter there, though, I declined being I had Riwane as my partner already. I've a total of four badges - One from Kanto and three from Johto." He paused for a moment. "...surprised you've not run into any Charizards. There are four on campus currently. One's a teacher, two are students and one isn't enrolled, but is on the team of a student."

[for_truth]

"Dude, you met THE Professor Oak? He as cool in real life as he is on those radio shows?" Where is the off button. Turn her off. She won't stop.

"How long you been trainin'? 'Cuz four badges is pretty good!" She paused just long enough to realize she was supposed to be doing something, and also to think about Charizards. "I've only seem 'em in picture books and on TV and stuff 'cuz we don't really have 'em in Unova, but when ya put it that way I guess I just must be missin' 'em..." Hilda squinted at her recipe and stirred the contents of her bowl.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

"He's an interesting enough guy. Asked me out loud if I was a boy or a girl. Found that a bit odd."

Jon continued on with his work as she asked questions - She sure was interested, wasn't she? Well. That was actually kind of nice. Her enthusiasm probably stemmed from a genuine love of Pokemon, and he could dig that.

"Ah, it will be coming up a year now since I got my license proper. In March. Though we didn't start earning badges till a few months after, our first being the Boulder badge which we won in the stadium here with a one on one battle. Brock's Onix vs Riwane, who was a Charmander at the time."

That had been a hard, hard match. Luckily enough, Riwane's level and his strategy worked to secure them a win.

"You'll know Riwane if you see her - wings, long tail with fire at the end, lots of red hair she wears wrapped around her horns in a sort of... upright pigtail.. thing." He had no idea how to describe Riwane's hairdo. He was a werewolf what is fashion.

WORST COOKS IN FDC ON FOOD NETWORK or the smash variation

[duodeca]

[MAYBE IT WAS ON ANOTHER DAY, but Noel decided she wanted to try cooking again! And Hilda seemed to enjoy the idea, so she had a helper this time! So, here are the two roomies, in the kitchen and trying to make another cake of a more appropriate shape...]

[But who knows, they might get unlucky and find the dick shaped pans again.]

[ANYWAY, here's Noel, taking a whole bag of sugar to the counter top and setting it down with a loud thump.]

Do you think this is enough?