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Oh, was it naptime for Mondo? That was a shame, because he wouldn't need to nap so often if he'd just follow a strict sleep routine! There was absolutely no sympathy from Ishimaru. He didn't even check to make sure his roommate was awake before swinging the door wide open, grinning from ear to ear.

"Brother! Look what I have found for us!"

Whatever it was, it looked like some kind of DVD case clutched proudly to his chest.

Ishimaru's racket caused him to stir, brow furrowing intensely as he was forcibly slammed into consciousness. Considering his nightmare, he wasn't in the mood for whatever Ishimaru was getting all giddy and worked up over. Groaning, he tossed over on his bed and wiped at his face to force all the bleariness away in one go. Then, he fixed his glare on his sunny roommate. Wasn't nearly as sharp as he wanted it to be when he was so sleepy.

"Oy, don't go waking me up in the middle of sleep like that!" he admonished, half-whining. "You shithead."

What could be so important? Knowing this guy, probably nothing, since that's what he liked to get worked up over. His eyes moved lower. Curiosity began to trickle in.

"It's the middle of the day! You should be awake and be productive! Do not think I'll allow you to stay in here and be lazy!!"

How many times had he locked himself away in here snoozing the day away and stayed under Ishimaru's radar, anyway? If he was skipping class for this...!

He made a note to check back more often and make sure that wasn't the case. But for now, he wouldn't let himself get any more distracted from his current goal.

"Anyway, I will need you to be awake while we watch this together!" He held the box out with both hands and-- wow what the hell was that.

Yeah, what the hell was that? ~~Sunrise diaper porn~~ Two words: Not important.

"What the fuck? You woke me up just to watch a stupid movie with me? You can't be serious..." He wasn't winning any points for nagging him about his sleeping habits. Like he could tell him when he could and couldn't sleep. What was he, his mother? "Bastard... I'm going back to bed."

~~Ishimaru's become an official SHSL Naggy Mom since coming to Smash okay~~

"I would have woken you up anyway!" Man, if he knew that letting Mondo sleep as long as he wanted to after that first night was going to lead to him thinking he could do it every day, he would have enforced a strict morning regime immediately.

(Well, probably not. Ishimaru did end up sleeping in too after all that...)

"Besides, isn't watching a movie together supposed to be a good way to strengthen a bond? That's precisely why I took the time to find this!"

It would have been his first time watching anything with anyone for the sake of leisure. Or even alone, if it came to that. But his mind was pretty set on sharing his first experience with someone so dear to him, and so he refused to back down just yet.

He kept the DVD held out in front of him, ignoring the slowly developing ache in his arms.

Pissed and groggy, the gang leader squinted at the box cover, looking much like he wanted to vaporize it out of thin air with melty eye lasers. "What kind of shit are you jerking me into? What makes you think I'm gonna watch something as fucking stupid as that?"

Ishimaru wasn't going to strengthen their bond like this. He was going to stretch it so thin it could be used as fishing line.

"It isn't stupid! The description on the back says it is a 'hilarious comedy' and it was given four and a half stars, so it will surely be enjoyable!"

Ah, yes. DVD covers could always be trusted...

"Look, it's even in Japanese."

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He swiped the case right out of Ishimaru's straining grip to scrutinize the contents even more closely. It was like he was trying to aim for the sourest expression he could muster for the moment.

"The description on the back's telling me it's stupid."

"It doesn't say that anywhere!"

He read every word on there, after all.

Mondo pulled a face of incredulous disgust- not a far stretch from the expression he wore before. "Says it all over! You just didn't read between the lines." He tossed it backwards, and it did a million flips in midair before landing softly on the bed, blissfully unharmed.

His entire body tensed as he watched the case flip through the air, as if in slow motion. What a relief to see it land on something soft! Still, he snatched it up, opening it to make sure that the contents weren't damaged.

"Don't treat school property like that!!"

He closed the case again, his mouth pressed into a thin line as he re-read the back. Well, fine. Mondo was just going to miss out on something truly amazing if he was going to keep on being like that. Ishimaru turned back towards the door.

"If you won't watch it with me, then there is nothing I can do. But you must get out of bed!"

Now that he was turning heel and leaving, it finally hit Mondo that maybe he was being kind of a huge jerk. Ishimaru was naggy, sure. He had bad taste, sure. But what was really important here? All he wanted to do was spend time with him. That's it. And really, he kind of had a point about the whole napping thing. He'd been sleeping way too much for it to be healthy. It was as though he was trying to find any escape route possible from all the stress that had been breaking down on him recently. And holy hell, what a nightmare. Really, he could use a distraction. Didn't matter what. And there were a lot of worse things to be doing than spending time with Ishimaru. ~~After this thread you will be proven wrong~~

"Oy. Hold on a sec. You wanna watch it so bad? I'm game. I'm done with sleep anyway and I'm bored out of my skull." With all the grace of a landslide he shifted himself off his bed, rolling his shoulders and stretching his neck to rid himself of the tension sleep gave him. "But it better be fucking worthwhile. Alright?"

"What? You'll really watch it with me after all?"

It took conceding to get Mondo to change his mind?! Was he that desperate to feel like he'd won something or what? The reason didn't matter. Mostly. Ishimaru was just glad to hear that he'd spend some time with him after all and that he was going to stop wasting his day in bed! In the end, it was actually Ishimaru who had won.

Not that it was a contest or anything.

He brightened up almost instantly once the initial surprise wore off. "I guarantee you that you will like it!"

HA HA... HA...

If he could read minds, he'd get angry all over again and withhold his acceptance and turn this trainwreck around before it could derail into what was inevitably going to turn into The Most Friendship-Destroying Event in the History of Brokind. But he wasn't Super High School Level Psychic, so that didn't happen.

"We'll see about that..."

New challenge: Get Mondo to laugh even once.

Ishimaru would definitely do enough of that for the both of them.

The real challenge was to see if Mondo could sit through more than ten minutes of this shit. And if he would permit Ishimaru to live after this.

He did. He sat through ten whole minutes of this shit.

His face was frozen in the same disinterested glare he wore from the beginning.

A dude laughed. He got hit. A dude laughed. He got hit. What the hell was so fucking funny about that? It almost made Ishimaru look like a loony sadist the way he busted his lungs at all the ass-whacking and really bland attempts at humor. Also, maybe it was just him, but... was this really the best time to be watching a bunch of "students" get punished inside of a school they weren't allowed to escape from?

"You think this is funny, huh?"

Look, man, nobody was getting executed. It was totally funny because it was so absurd and he could never go around delivering that kind of discipline, it was so out there.

Therefore it was a RIOT.

"Yes, of course!" Were those tears in his eyes from laughter? As if there could be any doubt. "Look-!"

And there went another smack on the ass. COMEDY GOLD.

Executions or not, he was just trying really hard to hate it. Even if he hadn't been trying, he'd still find it less than funny most of the time.

He watched as another pathetic wimp bent down and took a shinai to the ass, becoming the "butt" of all these jokes again. More interesting than anything happening on the screen was just how riled up Ishimaru got over every single thing. His eyes scrolled over to the hyena next to him. He'd be surprised to find him laughing so hard tears were peeping out, but tears weren't exactly anything new when it came to Ishimaru. He was practically made of the stuff.

"Who cares."

"Haha... what?"

He fought back his manic laughter and pulled his gaze away from the screen long enough to get a good look at Mondo's uninterested expression. It was dawning on him now that maybe, just maybe... he wasn't enjoying it as much as Ishimaru was.

"Do you not like it...?"

He couldn't see why not. (Just look how much bread was in that guy's desk, seriously!) Still, if he'd coerced his brother into doing something he didn't like that wasn't necessary like homework or tidying up the dorm, then he'd completely failed in finding something for the both of them to enjoy together.

"It's not funny and it's trying too hard to be," he replied unexcitedly. "Sorry to break it to you, but this is awful."

He kept his gaze fixed on the TV for a long moment, completely straight-faced while he decided to examine things from a more analytical perspective. Finally he spoke, completely solemn. "...I think I understand what the problem is, now."

He faced Mondo once more...

...and sighed pityingly.

"You simply lack a sense of humour!"

Oh, look. Now they can revert back to behaving the way they did before magical manly sauna friendship makeover transformation hell happened.

The gang leader pulled his eyes away from the screen and leaned to the side, closing in on Ishimaru. "Who lacks a sense of humor around here...?" The tone of his voice rose threateningly like a cobra poising to strike. "So, you fucker... You think beating people across the ass for laughing is funny, do you?"

Briefly, almost unnoticeably, his eyes flickered over to Ishimaru's bamboo sword for Kendo leaning against a corner of the room. Why... was Mondo smiling like that?

Somebody was completely oblivious as to Mondo's intent. Even though Ishimaru knew that he had a quick temper and was prone to violence, he thought little of his sudden aggressive posture and increase in volume. Clearly he was just embarrassed about being called out not being able to appreciate this fine work of art playing out before them.

"I think the comedy lies more in their efforts not to laugh, but the consequences... are..."

Wait a second. It was the smile of all things that struck Ishimaru as threatening. His gaze moved from Mondo's lips, to his eyes, and then he slowly turned his head toward where the sword was propped against the wall.

There came an ominous whapping noise from the speakers.

Perfect timing.

"You know what? Maybe this won't be so boring after all. I want to play a game." He rose from his position on the floor and made his ominously calm stroll over to the corner of the room where the shinai lay in wait. With ease he swiped it out of its resting place and beat it on the flat of his palm once he turned to face Ishimaru again.

"A batsu game. You're gonna have to follow my rules: No leaving the room. Don't fuckin' pussy out on me! This is no-laughing dorm hell. Any time you start laughing... I'm gonna hit ya!!" He made an even uglier smirk. "Turns out I got a sense of humor after all."

The Most Friendship-Destroying Event In Human History

You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

sad crying kiyo-tan out in the rain...

There's a roof over the couch so stop crying "in the rain" because it's pathetic

The rain is actually my tears

The forecast is always rainy in Ishimaruland

/uses corncob as an umbrella

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