Dorm Log The Sequel To End All Sequels

[makesitcool]

Who: COLLECTIVE YOU
What: Dorm log!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. If your heart dreams it, your fingers can type it.
When: The span of February 27 - March 13
Warnings: This log is yellow-taped with all kinds of potential warnings. If your filthy imagination can conjure it, this log can produce it.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's how this works. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. Feel like drawing graffiti on Professor Jin's door? Apologizing for the aftermath of the latest cupidbot fiasco? Doing each others' hair and talking about boys? Giving your trusted(?!?) friends a free ride in the dryer? Staying up late at night making use of those dick-shaped cake pans you found in the cupboard? Man, I don't care, just do it! Don't let this log get away untagged.


Directory
Ai | Alter Ego | Apple Kid | Banjo | Blaze | Bowser | Bulba | Caim | Celes | Chiyo | Cyrus | Daisy | Edgeworth | Eggman | Eirika | Eli | Ellistree | Falcon | Flint | Garry | Gold | Goombella | Gordon | Green | Hilda | Innes | Ishimaru | Jock | Jolt | Knuckles | Lucca | Mac | Manah | Marie | Mary | Max | Milimili | Mondo | Nabooru | Naegi | Noel | Ocelot | Pit | R.O.B. | Rhys | Rick | Riwane | Samus | "Seth" | Shadow | Silver | Skull Kid | Snake | Soryk | Vinnie | Voile | Wheatley | X | Zelda (OoT) | Zelda (ST)

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OUTSIDE

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

That is the biggest dog he has ever seen.

Dog? Tiger? Bear? He's not sure, but it looks pretty doggish to him.

Yeah, that's right. He's staring openly, awestruck. What're you gonna do about it? Mondo is still caught between getting in closer and staring longingly from his safe distance, because even for a guy like him who rushes into danger blindly, gigantic dogs are another story. You'd be an idiot to approach one only to find it was aggressive. Besides, it would kill him to punch a dog...

[flamedog]

The biggest dog in the entire world is eating a giant bone of some sort. Probably from an animal he killed earlier. Stantler thigh? Maybe? Something big and hideous.

He looks up and around. Oh. Oh there's someone over there looking at him.

The dog. The giant dog. It's looking back at you, Mondo.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

And Mondo looks back. Only, now that he has the dog's attention, he figures he should try and come across as non-threatening as possible. So he gets down and squats closer to his level. Except that's more like less than his level, since the dog's so massive and stuff.

But if anyone's gonna approach anyone, it has to be Jock's call. He didn't want to cause him to get defensive by intruding on his bone-gnawing session. Seeing him chew on a bone like that... it sure does bring up memories of his old dog. Chuck... Whenever Chuck got a bone, he would chew and chew and chew and not want to give it up for the world. This dog was probably the same way. Thinking about Chuck like this makes him smile stupidly and get sentimental. And in his sentimentality...

"Hey there," Mondo calls to Jock warmly.

[flamedog]

Oh my Arceus, a person who wants to say hi.

Oh my Arceus, Jock has this bone.

Oh my Arceus, what do.

Jock looks down at the bone, up at the guy, down at the bone again, then back to the guy. JOCK used CRUNCH. Oh. Okay. The bone is gone now. Mostly.

He looks up at the guy and wags his tail. Oh my goodness, that tail is ginormous. "BARK!" he barks. He pants with joy.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

SUCCESS. You have befriended doge.

God, he's so cute and friendly to boot. Really fluffy, too. Look at him wag his tail. Just look at him. Mondo's beside himself with glee, and he claps his hands to see if Jock wants to come closer. "C'mere! I know I look tough, but I just wanna be friends!"

[flamedog]

You have just become best friends forever.

Jock leaps up from where he is and with EXTREME SPEED, but not really, tackles you to to the ground and starts licking your face vigorously.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

He doesn't even care how many ribs he could have shattered upon impact just now; he was getting dog kisses. No one has any idea how much he needs dog kisses right now. Mondo ruffles Jock's mane and laughs and laughs and he also doesn't care how much dog spit gets in his mouth. It was a touching yet mildly gross scene.

[flamedog]

He accidentally licks your hair... thing... and sputters.

Oh god, how many gallons of hair gel do you have in there.

He's making GACK sounds now.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

It tastes mysteriously like butter OOPS. Not like Mondo even realizes his immoderate usage of hair product was the cause of all this gag reflex. Nonetheless, he is pulled down from dog smooch heaven to ask the struggling Arcanine, "Whoa, you okay there? Take it easy!" He pats his foreleg like you would a shoulder. "You were kind of going wild there."

His hair may now be a little more messed up than it was five seconds ago. Dog slobber can do that.

[flamedog]

The arcanine coughed more. He smacked his mouth, making more funny sounds. He made a wry face. His face was so wry.

There was a sudden POOF of smoke.

[flamejock]

And suddenly the giant dog that was looming over you has been replaced by this guy with a duckbutt hairdo and a goatee and muscles. He's still making a wry face.

"Your hair tastes bad! Why does it taste like that? What do you put in it?"

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

Nothing could have prepared Mondo for giant dogs poofing into dudes. Nothing. It just didn't happen. But it happened. And now a guy with a duckbutt hairdo and a goatee and muscles that did not need pointing out was looming over him. He felt his brain melt a little inside his skull.

"What... What the hell!?!"

Really though. What else do you say to that?!

[flamejock]

"Your hair," said Jock. "You have something in your hair that, when I licked it, made me cough. What do you put in your hair? It tastes awful. Mom's hair tastes nice, but that was like licking a wooper."

Your hair is like licking a wooper, Mondo.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

That's nice, Jock, but Mondo was light years away from the conversation you're currently trying to hold. He's more focused on the fact that the guy who is now standing over him was once a dog. A fluffy dog who chews bones and licks his face. AUGH GROSS. THIS DUDE LICKED HIS FACE.

The gang leader scrambles to his feet, wipes his face with his sleeve and backs away a step in his complete and utter stupefaction. He faces Jock with a perturbed grimace. "What ARE you... Some kinda werewolf?!" He didn't even believe in werewolves. NOW HE'S NOT SO SURE.

[flamejock]

Jock looks confused. "No, I'm an arcanine. I'm a pokemon. I'm Blue's arcanine. She's really nice. You should get to know her. She's the best person ever. And I'm her arcanine. Lots of pokemon come to this school and learn to turn into people. I turned into a guy so I could ask you what you have in your hair, but I'm usually an arcanine." Jock is now standing up on his feet.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

"Slow down, dammit!" he barks with a fist raised. "I can't even understand half of what you're running your mouth about!" Which only made him even MORE ill at ease. Just when his life throws him talking sadistic teddy bears and time travel to name a couple "impossible" things on the list, it has to sneak in werewolves. Or arcade nines or whatever the hell he was supposed to be.

[flamejock]

!! This guy didn't know what pokemon were. What a terrible life this man must lead. Like that robot on that date. Jock would have to take this easily for the guy with the bad-tasting hair.

"My name is Jock. I'm an arcanine. An arcanine is a type of pokemon. Pokemon are animals with amazing fighting abilities! I'm a fire-type. That means I can shoot fire out of my mouth and things like that. Here, look."

There was another poof, dear reader.

[flamedog]

And suddenly the six-foot-tall dog was back. Oh, so fluffy and wonderful. The dog pointed his mouth at the heavens and flame-throwered a flame-thrower attack. A pillar of fire, such as led the Israelites through the desert, came into being. It was magnificent. It was beyond magnificent. It was... scrumtrulescent.

And then it went away and the dog was looking at you and not making an attempt to burn down the very heavens.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

It's like... every strange event happened right after the next for the sole purpose of suspending his disbelief about everything he accepted about the world and the limitations he expected of it. If it's not a giant dog, it's a giant dog that can also turn into a man, that can also breathe fire. What was next? The glow emitted from the plume of scrumtrulescent flames flickered across his awestruck face almost symbolically.

Whoa.

"That's... badass..."

[flamedog]

Badass was not a word in Jock's lexicon, as Blue was a dainty lady who did not use such language.

If he'd been on Team Green, he'd be familiar with the phrase. But he wasn't.

He just looks at you quizzically, for a moment, before the smoke happens again.

[flamejock]

"What does 'badass' mean?" Jock asked, now back to being a human, and looking sort of chastened for some reason. "I know what bad means..."

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

"Oh, come on! Do I really gotta explain it to you? It's a compliment. Not saying you're bad, just saying you could really kick some ass. Don't be stupid."

[flamejock]

"Oh!" said Jock, perking right up because you just complimented him with being able to 'really kick some ass.' "I never heard that word before. Badass. Badass. I'm badass. I like that."

He's getting close up to you again. "What's your name?"

[travelingbelle]

Dainty........

[flamedog]

Lady of Quality?