Who: YOU
What: VALENTINE EXCHANGE
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: FEB. 14
Warnings: CAVITIES AND COOTIES

( All you need is love... and candy... and cards... )

((CATCHALL VALENTINE EXCHANGE POST. Post a thread for your "mailbox" and reply to others if you want to leave them a special note!))

Who: YOU
What: KISSLETOES
When: December 14th - January 1st
Where: Everywhere
Warnings: Sloppy makeouts.

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Who: Gordon and you. YES YOU.
What: Physics class
Where: Gordon's teaching lab & the immediate grounds outside
When: Mid-Morning
Warnings: Ethically questionable treatment of sandbags.

Unlike most teachers here, Gordon had handled a physics classroom before--Grad students go to extremes for money. He figured a multiple-tier structure would work, two difficulty levels covering the same subject.

In this case, their first set of homework could either be a tame block of algebraic expressions or a sultry set of differentials depending the student's level. Either way, the the lecture and lab would essentially be the same.

Who: Samus Aran, Adam Jensen, Captain Falcon and Rick
What: Once upon a time Adam coerced a list of dateable ladies out of Rick to make his little robot life miserable, Miss Aran being on said list. This will obviously go well when Falcon gets involved.
Where: dateland PROBABLY somewhere in FDC depending on wherever they go
When: After this, Sept 29th, 8pm.
Warnings: B for bounty hunters, F for probable face punches, C for date creeping and R for rickbots

( tree-fiddy wit intrests )

Who: Everyone
What: DREAMS
When: A whole 24 hours spanning from September 14th-15th
Warnings: Creepy nightmares? Innuendo? I don't know, the usual.

( Dreaming is free )

Who: Adam Jensen and YOU
What: Enter Adam Jensen, stealth master and furniture mover extraordinaire. Basically this.
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: IDK NOW
Warnings: Adam (ie possibly language, heavy-objects-throwing, facepunching, and wristblades)

( death by a vending machine hurr hurr hurr how pointlessly TRAGIC )

Who: Samus, Bowser, Falcon
What: Having finished her hiatus excuse space mission, Samus is en route back to Smash Academy when suddenly she encounters a space dragon and it's not Ridley.
Where: SPACE
When: EH sometime this week. I'll figure out a specific date later.
Warnings: B for Bounty Hunters and Koopas

After a long, hard, longer-than-expected mission in space--the details of to be elaborated another time, another place, another log, certainly--Samus finally felt she had accomplished all she could and it was time to return home.

Home.

It still felt strange to admit that place as a home. Like she'd never get used to the concept, and wasn't sure if she should try. But it was none the less her destination. Home: Falcon, Megaweapon, maybe even the familiarity of the crazy school itself, a good hard drink, and most of all that heavenly firehouse rooftop hottub she was looking forward to so much. After making most of the distance via fancy sci-fi jump technology, she only had a little more to go, piloting manually. Her orange helmet-shaped ship cut a path through space, thrusters burning and blazing against an otherwise black backdrop.

You know, otherwise black backdrop except for whatever the heck Bower was doing out here.

Who: Phoenix Wright, anyone who happens to stumble by him
What: Phoenix eats a blue lollipops and has THE WORST TRIP OF LIFE: the movie
When: July 16th, 2012, during the day
Where: In the hall, outside, WHEREVER HE HAPPENS TO RUN OFF TO....
Warning: Don't do drugs, kids.

( Oh my god drugs )

Who: smosh ocodomy
What: Dorm log! SUMMER BREAK EDITION!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus. Everything is acceptable.
When: The span of July 11 - July 22
Warnings: Imagine college, only with more super mushrooms-- WAIT NO lollipop drugs are the craze these days.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Keep in mind that starting the 17th, the school will progressively be inundated with flood waters.

( A handy thread directory! )

Who: Pit, Samus, and anyone else who wants to join in
What: ANGELS AND BOUNTY HUNTERS IN SPACE. The events of Kid Icarus Uprising: Chapter 8 are relived as well as some events in Metroid II.
Where: IN SPACE. Then the star pirates' ship. Then we segue into SR388 up until the death of the Metroid Queen.
When: June 23rd, but time is so spazzed out that it probably doesn't make much sense regardless of date.

( Great. Just great. )

Who: Jin, anyone!
What: Starting to understand just what it is that makes Smash Academy so "special".
Where: Around campus
When: The week of June 11th. Lemme know when/where they meet up.
Warnings: That's up to you!

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Who: "Seth" and YOU
What: HOST CLUB and maybe allusions to future plots.
Where: AE13, on the bottom floor of the student dorms.
When: backdated a bit to Thursday evening
Warnings: Glasses and Maids and Bowties

( ...this way comes. A Prelude. )


It's Thursday; finals are swiftly approaching the students of Smash Academy, and subsequently Graduation is not very far away either. Seth has carried on his business as usual. He's technically able to graduate as a senior, and perhaps he should, but another year can't hurt. He's not really here to learn anyway, now is he?

No! He's here to pretty up the otherwise dull and dreary room of AE13! Much like any other Host Club session, this room has been transformed into something much more lavish and... summer-y. Pre-summer. Something between spring and summer. ...Okay so maybe he's being a little vague with this week's theme. That's alright. Tables have their decorative centerpieces, and the general aura somehow feels quite relaxing in here. Menus are also on the tables, listing mostly coffees, teas, (a few wines and other alcoholic beverages for the adults) cakes, cookies, pastries and other snacks that are moderately priced. Oh, but don't forget to tip your server. There's a door in the back assumed to lead a sort of kitchen but it's covered up well in decorations. Who is back there cooking? We don't know, but whoever it is makes some delightful delectables. There are no big meals here but there's surely something for everyone... and if not, he'll make it happen.

As in, he'll make the servers make it happen.



[[You know the deal; no OOC sign-ups. If you want to have your character to BE SERVED just plunk them down at any table and start making orders. If you want to embarrass your character and put them in a uniform TO SERVE the people sitting at the tables then please go right ahead. This week's Host Club's outfit theme is MEGANEKKO MAID. Yes, you know... adorable glasses and adorable maid outfits. We're very anime in host club okay. Outfit customization optional. Bowties optional. If you're a server and can't think of any legit reasons why on earth they would be here in a maid outfit you can assume Seth more or less forced/tricked/convinced/blackmailed your poor unfortunate dude into the act. If you'd like to play any of that coheresing/blackmailing out, feel free to hit up Seth's thread.

ONCE YOU PICK server OR served, your dude must to stick with it until this Host Club meeting is done, that is the only rule. No escaping, no sneaking out. Seth will CATCH YOU and make you CLEAN DISHES with a TOOTHBRUSH.

Also this log I hope to start introducing DRUGS so go hit up Seth for CR if you're interested in that.]]

Who: BIG BOSS and bosses in training NO PANTYWAISTS
What: SURVIVAL TRAINING
Where: A classroom??
When: Monday 6AM because he's an ass DON'T LIKE IT, GO HOME
Warnings: Who knows what'll happen. Oh yeah warning for buff naked man


[Okay so... he's never taught or attended any formal classes, but teaching a bunch of kids can't be harder than teaching a bunch of adults. It's just probably involves a little less violence, one chalkboard and more talk. Without yelling, that is.

(The trick is to not let it show that he doesn't know what the hell he's doing here.)

Right. Class starts at 6AM sharp, and if there's a dresscode for teachers, BB's obviously ignoring it. Because he's half naked. And doesn't care what you think because this is how he teaches usually, okay, he needs to feel comfy. He goes over his list of names and you can expect any and all people that are late or don't show up at all to get their ass handed to them.]

All right. [With arms crossed above his chest.] Glad to see that a few of you could make it. In case some didn't get it yet, I'm going to be teaching you all about survival in the next few weeks—that includes some handy techniques you better memorize by heart. And just so we're clear on one thing, I don't tolerate slackers. You're allowed and expected to make mistakes, but again, I'm not here to waste my time. If I wanna do that I might as well get myself trashed at some party. [He might just do that depending on how this class performs.] In other words: You're late? You're out. [With a very bad grade. Hey, Bosses are no softies.

He sits down on his desk, gripping the edge, still facing the class. Such a serious teacher.]

That said, I want to use this first class to assess what you know already about survival and other related subjects, so no demonstrations yet. I want to hear from each one of you what survival means and what kinda survival techniques you've already heard about. After that, we'll listen to an introduction to guns that Nephenee already prepared in advance. [Hopefully.] Last but not least, you'll receive a work sheet you'll hand in before I'm ending this class. Any questions?

[Yes? No? Maybe? After clearing everything up....]

Good. You there, you start. [POINT!]


[ooc: work sheets will be handed back next time with BB's comments :3]

Who: Samus, Falcon, Ghor, Rundas, Gandrayda (?!), WHOEVER ELSE HAS A BOUNTY HUNTER/MERCENARY TYPE DUDE please join us.
What: a log I don't expect to get finished but what the hell let's have some fun BOUNTY HUNTER SLEEPOVERS AND BOOZE
Where: The Firehouse aka Falcon and Samus's place of residence.
When: Saturday the 28th.
Warnings: B for Bounty Hunters

Yes, it was certain the school was undergoing one of those Weird Experiences again. It didn't take long for word to filter across the network that a strange portal had opened up in Kyle's old dorm, and similarly didn't take long for Samus to happenstance run into old friends on campus.

..."Friends" was a sort of loose term, but they were allies none-the-less; about as close as your average I-work-alone bounty hunter might get to calling someone a friend. It was probably a bad idea to invite them into her home, but her home was a sanctuary from the strange event occurring on campus. Ridley proved not everything coming out of that dorm was of the friendly sort. After the diabolical space dragon had been put back in his place, her place had a lot of alcohol and a hot tub on the roof; the choice seemed very clear.

Samus could really use a drink after all that, and somehow convinced not only herself, but also her "friends" to join her.

Not far from the school, buried deep within the forest that bordered it, and down a barely-worn dirt path was an abandoned firehouse, or more accurately, a formerly abandoned firehouse. This is the building that Samus claimed for herself nearly two years ago, refurbished and has been (secretly) living in ever since.

With Falcon.

And their adorable new dog.

"This is it." Samus announced, opening the door.

Hopefully he wouldn't mind the... guests.

Who: Samus and YOUUUU
What: holy balls Armed Weaponry class
Where: Room 214 / Stadium in Shoot The Targets mode
When: Backdated to Tuesday, March 20th
Warnings: S for Samus

[MUCH LIKE ANY OF HER OTHER CLASSES, Samus has totally been teaching hers in spirit the whole time and not just once a year as my abysmal log posting activity shows. If that. That said, welcome to Armed Weaponry. Samus has made herself quite comfortable behind her desk, making a very controlled effort to not comment on Jeff being not here but not very far but that's far enough for her to miss him not that she'd ever openly admit this anyway, and Maxizard shenanigans, or whoever signed her up for the auction clearly has a death wish. Also there will be no mentions of whatever crazy drinking shenanigans happened last weekend. It was all too crazy and amazahorrible for words, surely. She's probably still got a hangover.]

Just because student festival events are occurring does not mean my classes are canceled.

[Yeah, probably a hangover.]

...But if you complete your assignments before class is over, you're free to leave early.

[Maybe just a barely lingering hangover.]

Today we'll be revisiting the Ray Gun. It's a simple, light weight, plasma-based weapon that is designed for short-term fights. It contains enough energy for only sixteen shots, and does very little damage. Weak as single shots are, you don't want to be on the receiving end of a full round.

[Samus renders a diagram on the white board which her tits smudge at least twice.]



These are the basic parts of a Ray Gun. As you can see, compared to a traditional handgun, there's no need for a hammer, cylinder, or a magazine to store ammo. A disposable gun is cheaper to produce if it uses fewer parts. For today's assignment, you'll familiarize yourself with all of those parts...

[Samus pulls a real Ray Gun from her desk drawer and holds it up to show.]

...Inside, and out.

[INDEED, she makes very short work of disassembling the gun, not unlike this Glock.]

Up at the front of the classroom is a large bin filled with various Ray Gun parts. I counted--there are exactly enough in here to build one gun per student. Get your parts, assemble your gun, and go shoot some targets in the stadium. If someone has mistakenly or purposefully [CHAR SHE'S LOOKING AT YOU] taken a part you need, retrieve it from them in as much of a civilized manner as I can expect from you. If you fail to properly and safely assemble your gun, it will not work and you obviously will not be shooting any targets, and you will not receive a passing grade today.

Any objections? Understood?

Who: OPEN TO ANYONE WHO SIGNED UP and people to react in the audience.
What: Get your lady on
When: Friday 16th, afternoon
Where: The school's auditorium
Warnings: GUYS IN DRAG
Note: Each post will include an intro, a section for the character to step it up on the stage and then people can post reactions.


"LADIES AND ORANGES! WELCOME TO THE FIRST "MISS" SMASH ACADEMY PAGEANT! ALL THE GIRLS ARE OUT IN THE BACK READY TO WOW YOUR TASTE BUDS AND EYES WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LOOKS YOU'VE EVER SEEN! GET READY FOR LAUGHS! CHEERS! WHISTLES AND LOTS OF DRESSES!

Some sparks and fireworks flew off, and the music started. It kept switching between different songs as well.

Who: Caim, Majima, Ai, Samus, Angelus, and everyone else interested in meeting the famed murderer and beating him up
When: Sometime after Majima's entry right here; (Likely from 2/10 and onward. Until Caim's released. If he's ever released.)
What: The mass murderer of the town and the academy has been caught and caged. Like Majima said, however, don't expect him to be a real talkative guy. Ha. Ha.
Where: The security team's holding cells. That's right. They have holding cells.
Warnings: ......? To be determined.

( Cut for Long Narration. And a picture. )

Who: Surge, Waka, anyone who wants to watch
What: Sparring Match
Where: The Stadium
When: Feb. 3rd
Warnings: Violence, possibly swearing

( Ready, set... go! )

Who: You, you, you, and you
What: Dorm hijinks and etc. Whatever you want.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond. Whatever happens happens, bro!
When: January 13 - January 31
Warnings: I wrote 'hijinks'. That should explain everything.

Ripped off the last one and all its friends: Basically, here's what's going down. We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Anything and everything is possible. Slumber party in the common room! Build a wall outside your best or worst friend's room from whatever garbage you find lying around to prevent them from escaping the confines of their dorm! Gather around the TV for some late night movie action! Kidnap a princess or two! Break down some unfortunate walls! Whatever you want. It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Don't let this log get away untagged.

Who: icequeen_aran, things_go_boom, pedaltothemetal, pkmachomega, noheroesinwar
What: TIME TO FIND METAL GEAR REX but what else will be found?
Where: ALASKA
When: DATE FLEXIBLE; let's say December 21st for now.
Warnings: Lash, Bounty Hunters, Alaskan Wolf Dogs and so forth.

( ''North of the Communications Tower. But it's a long way there.'' )