Who: Jon Talbain and Martial Arts students
What: Martial Arts Class.
Where: The Stadium.
When: Monday Afternoon.
Warnings: Violence, a violent movie clip, terrible wasting of food and even worse puns.

( You've Bean practicing, I hope! )

Who: Jon Talbain and his Martial Arts students
What: Martial Arts class! Which has been happening weekly I promise.
Where: The Stadium.
When: Monday afternoon.
Warnings: Errybody was Kung Fu fighting.


Jon had everyone meet at the stadium and do all their standard drills. Five minutes silent meditation to contemplate life, the universe and Kung Fu. Stretches to get everyone limber. Then running, to get the heart rate up. Push ups, to invigorate the arms. Standing kicks to invigorate the legs.

Then came the fun part.

( Yeah. Fun. That's what we'll go with. )

Who: Byrne and you!
What: The very first Locomotive Engineering class
Where: In a bland classroom, not outside on the rails, sorry :c
When: Monday January 19th
Warnings: Byrne can be kind of a douche probably

( I like trains )

Who: Hayato and his class and anyone who decided to tag along for funsies
What: A TROPICAL GETAWAY
When: A WEEKEND IN JANUARY.
Where: Isle Delfino
Suggested Listening: NO ESCAPE.

( Until we meet again... )

Who: Black Shadow and his students
What: The very first drivers ed. God help us all.
Where: Kraken Lake
When: Monday, 15th
Warnings: Reckless child endangerment and lots of driving in snowstorm conditions.

Waiting for the students on the track is a beautiful sight: a landscape covered in snow, a track glittering with flakes, and a line of glistening F-Zero machines waiting to be driven at insane speeds around the track.

Well, it's beautiful if you're an F-Zero racer.
( Turn into the skid... )

Who: Hayato and Ryuuta and Y O U
What: Two very good friends teach a class and nothing goes wrong
When: A SCHOOL DAY, A CLASS TIME
Where: The Stadium
Warnings: Love and friendship and polar bears

( we sing love songs for the sun )

Who: YOU
What: Autoshap
When: Same Autoshop Time
Where: Same Autoshop Place
Warnings: Same Autoshop Channel also Falcon is probably going to pull a gun at some point during this class.

( ooh ooh )

Who: Bowser and Students and Targets
What: Bowser teaches 'etiquette' but really it's not
Where: The Etiquette Classroom -- Now With Koopa Troop Laptops
When: Tuesday, Sept. 23rd.
Warnings: Literal Internet Trolling

A new semester, a new chance to learn about deportment at home and abroad, with your ever-gracious host, Bowser Koopa XIV.

( Welcome to Your New Life in Applied Trolling: In Media Res - Invective Media Results )

Who: Cyrus, students
What: Ethics final!
Where: The usual classroom
When: Monday, 1 pm
Warnings: Incredibly frustrating essays.

When the students arrive for their final, Cyrus is, as usual, already there. The question on the board, in his usual precise handwriting, is deceptively simple.

The tale of the ancient king

According to legend, a war once consumed several faraway regions. The king of one region sent his Pokémon to battle, where it was killed. Out of grief, he summoned a powerful force to destroy the battlefield, killing thousands of people and Pokémon.

You will write a minimum of five pages on this subject, covering the following points: Are the deaths of thousands justified to stop a war that would kill far more? Does his motivation of grief justify his actions? Without that motivation, would your views on his actions change? Either way, why? What would you do if the situation arose under your power? Explain your actions.

You have until 3 pm.

Who: Rhys and his class.
What: Health class!
Where: Stadium
When: Thursday, April 3rd

( OPEN CUT FOR CLASS CONTENT )

Who: Max and the Students of his Smash Fundamentals Class
What: Home Run Contest
Where: Outside in the Football Stadium
When: Class Time
Warnings: Baseball bats

Max had set up the Football Stadium out-of-doors so that there was a funny little platform at one end. There was also a baseball bat, and a sandbag. One of those sandbags with eyes that was sort of creepy because it was watching you as you beat it up.

But at any rate, his Smash Fundamentals class was here, and they were going to have a class, and it was going to be great. G-R-E-A-T great.
( Hitting Things: The Log )

Who: Joel and anyone who wants to learn how to Shop the Wood.
What: Wood shop, wood shop. Let's all learn to Carpentry.
Where: Shop class.
When: Friday afternoon.
Warnings: It's wood shop. So. Uh. Don't step on any nails.

Joel had picked Friday Afternoon very specifically for this class. So far as he was concerned having a practical, hands on class at the end of a busy week full of books and words and numbers and stuff was a blessing for poor, hard done by high schoolers with more energy than sense.

Incidentally, that was before he'd discovered that the curriculum here was as likely to involve running around in simulated environments shooting things as it was long division and book reports.

Despite carpentry not being quite as incredible as anything involving the stadium, he had to have at least some faith that some kids would want to learn how to make things. And he'd picked out a pretty simple first project to see where everyone was at in terms of prior knowledge.

Who: Nyx and her students
What: Combat Strategies class
Where: The stadium
When: January 7th
Warnings: Nyx existing? Hitting inanimate objects with things?

( Break the Targets! )

Who: Eggman, Students and Special Guests
What: Eggman's classes are off to an excellent start
Where: Demolitions classroom
When:Wednesday, September 18

He was ruling the city. He almost ruled the school too. But all of that was over now... Was he bitter? Yes. Very yes. Everything was going so perfectly until that cat interfered with everything. Now, back in this dead end teaching gig, Dr. Eggman was ready to take out his frustrations on all of his poor unfortunate students.

"All right, all right, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP," he grumbled irritably as he began to write on the blackboard.

"My name is Dr. Eggman, and welcome to your first day of DEMOLITIONS. I'm going to be teaching you everything from lighting off firecrackers to decimating cities, and you are ALL GOING TO LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS OR SO HELP ME YOU LITTLE INGRATES--"

He caught himself on his tangent, taking a deep breath. "Let's just jump right in..."

Who: Cyrus, ethics students, lookieloos, whoever else wants to be there
What: first ETHICS CLASS of the term
Where: Monday, 1 pm
When: classroom

After everything that had happened over the past year, it was what others may call a "relief" to return to a normal school schedule.

Of course, Ethics Class had never been normal, so the term was comparable.

Cyrus arrived an hour before class time, though all he had prepared by the time 1 rolled around was writing his and the class's name on the board. Anyone entering would see him seated straightly at the desk, occasionally muttering to himself, writing something down, or both at once.

If any of the new students had yet to encounter him, he could be an off-putting sight. Though his height wasn't evident while seated, his skin was pale and his eyes seemed pre-set with an intense glare. The military-esque uniform also stood at odds with his self-proclaimed pacifism, though the spiral G emblem bore no resemblance to any known army.

Upon each person's entrance, he would greet them and ask their name, no matter how acquainted he was with them, though other than that he remained silent until the turn of the hour.

(lecture in threads! Come join!)

Who: Rhys, students, and onlookers if applicable
What: Class! ...with an unfortunate twist.
Where Health classroom
When Thursday, May 2nd
Ratings: A teacher under the influence.

( We're gonna need some bandaids after this )

((OOC: I will slowly be updating the threads with more of Rhys's "special" presentation slides! So if it looks unfinished, it is because I am going to trickle them in installment by installment. Feel free to respond to them!))

Who: Crow & all you other people who are obviously not awesome birds.
What: Bird Studies: Why We’re Awesome.
Lecture Two.
Topic: How To Seduce Chicks.
Where: That one courtyard again. (put your butts on the dirt)
When: Evening.

( Learn to pick up chicks here! )

Who: Caim, Students, Lurkers, and So On
Where: Fencing Class
What: Fencing Class
When: 03/21 - Late Morning
Warnings: What could possibly go wrong.

( The long story short is that we get to fight with swords. )

Who: Crow & all you other people who are obviously not awesome birds.
What: Bird Studies: Why We’re Awesome. Where: That one courtyard. (y’all better sit yo asses on the grasses)
When: right now Late-Morning/Afternoon

( lecture one — Stark and Arcadia )

Who: Bowser and Students
What: Etiquette Class
Where: A Classroom
When: Wednesday, Feb. 6th
Warnings: Uh, douchebag lizard?

Bowser, always a really great teacher at all times, had taken to reading things out of books to his students. Books that Kamek had left around from his errant youth, or something. Today's selection was from that classic, Our Deportment; or, The Manners, Conduct, and Dress of the Most Refined Society; Including Forms for Letters, Invitations, etc. Also, Valuable Suggestions on Home Culture and Training. Compiled from the Latest Reliable Authorities. The latest reliable authorities in 1881. Sure to be a favorite among everyone involved.

( WE'RE MAKING CALLING CARDS, YAY? )