Who: Bowser and Students and Targets
What: Bowser teaches 'etiquette' but really it's not
Where: The Etiquette Classroom -- Now With Koopa Troop Laptops
When: Tuesday, Sept. 23rd.
Warnings: Literal Internet Trolling

A new semester, a new chance to learn about deportment at home and abroad, with your ever-gracious host, Bowser Koopa XIV.

( Welcome to Your New Life in Applied Trolling: In Media Res - Invective Media Results )

Who: Bowser and Students
What: Etiquette Class
Where: A Classroom
When: Wednesday, Feb. 6th
Warnings: Uh, douchebag lizard?

Bowser, always a really great teacher at all times, had taken to reading things out of books to his students. Books that Kamek had left around from his errant youth, or something. Today's selection was from that classic, Our Deportment; or, The Manners, Conduct, and Dress of the Most Refined Society; Including Forms for Letters, Invitations, etc. Also, Valuable Suggestions on Home Culture and Training. Compiled from the Latest Reliable Authorities. The latest reliable authorities in 1881. Sure to be a favorite among everyone involved.

( WE'RE MAKING CALLING CARDS, YAY? )

Who: Bowser and Students
What: A Delightful Trip to the Opera (surely nothing bad will happen)
Where: An Opera House in FDC
When: Backdated to the evening of Tuesday the 5th of October
Warnings: It's Bowser.

( Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti DOOM )

Who: Bowser and Students
What: Douchebaggery passed off as manners.
Where: Etiquette Classroom
When: Tuesday, July 16th
Warnings: Douchebaggery passed off as manners. Excessive use of the word "dick."

( ~La di daaaaaaa o/~ )

Who: The ready and willing volunteers of Smash Academy
What: The collaborative efforts of fixing the greenhouse and making it BETTER.
When: April 19th through the 26th.
Where: The… Greenhouse.
Rating: T for TEAM WORK

( It won't take long when there's a song to help you set the pace )

Characters: Lugia, students
What: Lugia teachs etiquette
Where: wherever Etiquette classroom is
When: Tuesday, 9/15
Warnings: Lugia's usual wall of text

( In which Lugia lectures about tea party and oh boy having some tea parties! )

Characters: Bowser & Students
What: A Delightful Luncheon
Where: Etiquette Classroom
When: Tuesday August 25th
Warnings: HIGH SOCIETY LEVEL 5 - HOBNOBBERY & AFFECTED LAUGHTER WARNING.

( Let's having a delightful time. )

((If you want to start up new threads outside of the first course thread, feel free to. Louie if you want to have some culinary emergency THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.))

Characters: Bowser and whoever is unlucky enough to be one of his students
What: Etiquette and Social Graces Class #1
Where: A classroom
When: Backdated to like sometime around May 20th, I'm a derp
Rating: PG?

( Oh boy oh boy, handouts! )